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* ~ Persona 4:FES - The Golden Presents...The 12 Days of GUILDMAS2014!!! ~ *
(Haruto Mashiba's GUILDMAS2014!! Shipping List Special!)


"Hello Inaba! And welcome to the GUILDMAS2014!! Annual Shipping List Celebration!
Romance is in the air...and I'm not just talking about that extra-heavy perfume Lira wears to cover up the scent of her movie-butter popcorn! To spare you from another long night of going back and forth, I've tricked the rest of the team into spending the night at a 'party' back at the dormitory...and so now I, Haruto Mashiba, am here to deliver to you what you've all been waiting so very long to see.
I love to give the people what they want, after all...
It's this year's GUILDMAS2014!! HARUTO MASHIBA'S PUNK CHRISTMAS SHIPPING CATALOGUE!
"Has anybody seen...all my Wasted Love!
I've been down every street...no I won't...give...uuup!
If I have to die...just to justify...that's how it's gonna be!
Has aaanybody seeen...all my was-ted-love!
...And bring it back to me...all my waaasted...loooove~"
...Thank you, thank you...this list might not be 100% accurate to what you had in mind, but the feelings that went into them are quite real. Keep that in mind as you are reading... Now, on to the show!
~Haruto Mashiba of Haruto Mashiba and the GUILDMAS2014!! Experience, Compiler and Commentator, 2014 Christmas Shipping List"
(Haruto Mashiba's GUILDMAS2014!! Shipping List Special!)


"Hello Inaba! And welcome to the GUILDMAS2014!! Annual Shipping List Celebration!
Romance is in the air...and I'm not just talking about that extra-heavy perfume Lira wears to cover up the scent of her movie-butter popcorn! To spare you from another long night of going back and forth, I've tricked the rest of the team into spending the night at a 'party' back at the dormitory...and so now I, Haruto Mashiba, am here to deliver to you what you've all been waiting so very long to see.
I love to give the people what they want, after all...
It's this year's GUILDMAS2014!! HARUTO MASHIBA'S PUNK CHRISTMAS SHIPPING CATALOGUE!
"Has anybody seen...all my Wasted Love!
I've been down every street...no I won't...give...uuup!
If I have to die...just to justify...that's how it's gonna be!
Has aaanybody seeen...all my was-ted-love!
...And bring it back to me...all my waaasted...loooove~"
...Thank you, thank you...this list might not be 100% accurate to what you had in mind, but the feelings that went into them are quite real. Keep that in mind as you are reading... Now, on to the show!
~Haruto Mashiba of Haruto Mashiba and the GUILDMAS2014!! Experience, Compiler and Commentator, 2014 Christmas Shipping List"
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Long-Term Relationships
("Those who are together, have been together, and will always be together. There's no room for debate here...")
Long-Term Relationships
("Those who are together, have been together, and will always be together. There's no room for debate here...")
Minato Arisato x Mitsuru Kirijo - Mitsuru might seem intimidating, but she turns into a pretty big softie around my master in the art of...well, you know. After all that they have been through, it's all right if they just leave it to us from here...but I know they won't.
Naoto Shirogane x Kanji Tatsumi - When I first learned how these two met, I laughed. You laughed, we all laughed. ...I'm still laughing, actually. But when you've got it you've got it...and they've got it.
Sai Sakurazaka x Suzume Kirihara - You've got to hand it to a girl like Suzu that can tame a beast like the Cherry Blossom Killer. It's hard to believe it was only a few months ago that Sai was glaring us down at the Inter-High Sports Festival like we were diseased...but Suzu came to us and apologized after the race for him and promised us he was a good guy when you got to know him. I don't know if I believe that part...but it seems like he's calmed down, hasn't it?
Kaori Sakurazaka x Munakata Kei - Two runaway human weapons living together on an island isolated cabin from the rest of the country? Sounds sexy...I wonder if I could get Noelle to go on a vacation with me when this is all over...?
Junpei Iori x Fuuka Yamagishi - Like I could put together a list like this without mentioning these two! They think they are being subtle with all their glances and secret hand-holding...you're really not. But out of respect, I'll make sure Haru-Miji stays out of Ms. Yamagishi's panty drawer.
Seo Taihaku x Yasuko Taihaku - Now here's a man fashioned after my own heart! ...Or since he's a seemingly-ageless devil, would I be fashioned after his? All the same, he's found himself a good girl. You have to admire someone who is willing to be happy in his situation, don't you?
Rednal x Yuno x Aselia - The only 3-or-more pair you'll find on this list, and the most stable. He might talk a good game about 'love' and everything, but I know a player when I see one. Hey, don't think I'm knocking it, though...don't hate the player...hate the game.
Nia Ueda x Nito Nekata - She might have trouble keeping up with him, but he'll always stop and wait before he leaves her behind. I could make a thousand jokes about the two of them, but I'll just call it what it is...a good match.
Jo(Shu) Michieru x Saiga Giriko - This is the present...not that terrifying future in which Shu is apparently the only living man with which all girls feel the need to repopulate the Earth. And in the present, there's only one surefire match for this Charmer. The one with the iron fist to keep him in line.
Haruto Mashiba x Noelle Everett - ...What did you expect? You think I want to be DESTROYED!!!...?
Soji Seta x Yukiko Amagi or Rise Kujikawa - What I said about Rednal above? This isn't one of those. I'm not shipping him with both, but rather, one or the other. Sometimes, no matter how much a man cares and wishes he could travel two roads, you must choose between one or the other. The time is now to choose...to whom will you return, Soji Seta?
Miran Froaude x Jun Otsuka - Anything written about these two would inevitably veer towards the X-Rated, so let's just admit they're dangerously good together and move on...
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New Relationships
("Those who are in the process of getting together, or who have only been together shortly. Will they stand the test of time?")
New Relationships
("Those who are in the process of getting together, or who have only been together shortly. Will they stand the test of time?")
Gin Mishima x Nix Gallen - Bonding on the road is a tale as old as...well...the roads. But there's a lot more to this growing relationship than a rivalry on the bike tracks. Suddenly it feels like they've always been together...I've got a good feeling about this.
Yuuya Kuniohara x Nym - Could anybody else really understand these two but each other?
Minori Koroko x Amagai Genji - It's been one year in real time since the two of them first began to see one another, and one Sentai performance, two Shades, and a whole lot of strangeness later they look just as strong together as always.
Faust Necromonium x Eoria Ansul - In the running for the biggest shocker on this list would be the absence of one name in this pair...one which disappeared officially from the relationship with essentially no buildup, explanation, or visible reasoning. Don't ask me how it happened...I'd be careful, Eoria...strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
Hatsu Harima x Seika Murakami - It might only be fresh officially, but we've seen these two latching onto one another in small ways for a while now...it's only right that after two of the most trying events of their lives and careers as persona-users that the superficial distance between them disappeared. Now if only they could decide on where to go for dinner...
Haoul Yamakiji x Claire Ferris - Another shake-up from last year's list, but I guess Risette didn't see the Firebrand finally looking away from the untouchable to the little fairy pursuing him from the beginning. Even a purveyor of the Game like myself has to admire when a man recognizes the time (and with whom) to bow out.
Estellise Udonge x Amina - I'd say there's something romantic about coming across time together to save the world with the one you care for...but, no, yeah that actually is a bit romantic. And yet...
Aeon Fabregas x Narue Taihaku - ...When that romance threatens multiple worlds, it can be a bit dangerous. The devotion of Aeon to his 'Rue-Rue' is cute, and her reunion with her father was one of the most heartwarming moments of the year. But whether this turns out for better or worse remains one of the most terrifying mysteries moving forward...
Yasumoto Kensu x Mei Hanako - We can call this official now, right? We're not going to dance around it anymore? Dude got his arms ripped off by Raiden, don't take this from him...
Akane Sakisaka x Yasuo Utsumi - Is this really official? Debatable. Do I care? ...Let's just say it would be better for all if it was. The alternative isn't pretty...
Noa Winters x Vale Lampard - Swift, fiery partners who just look damn cool together. I wouldn't want to get in between the two of them. ...Which, considering they are both assassins, is probably the only sane thing to do.
Kumori Oniko x Sinbad Kuatsumo - Kinda-sorta together in the here and now and definitely together in a future where they had a very strange-looking kid...I'd say they are cute, but they are kind of cute together...kind
Shiranui Amaterasu x Rorek Viral-Taihaku - Notes taken. Notes considered. Notes approved. Take this one to the bank.
Cesc Fabregas x Aishe - ...They have a futurebaby, after all. ...We can call them that, can't we? Futurebabies?
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Crack Relationships
("Pairs who I believe should get together. Who better to decide your romantic future than a complete stranger, after all?")
Crack Relationships
("Pairs who I believe should get together. Who better to decide your romantic future than a complete stranger, after all?")
Shinpachi Saito x Lira Chronicle - True or not, it's a blast to watch them panic and deny it...right Haru-Miji?
Tezuka Rembrii x Rena Redeyan - I can't tell you how, or why it works. But maybe Surripio Rembrii could...because in another place, another time, it happened. And hey, why not?
Cassim El'Amin x Tyria Harvestasha - He might not speak Japanese, but he doesn't need to! Bread is the universal language...
Titus Martillo x Al Azif - The less we say about this relationship, the better. Still, you have to admire a man willing to go as far as he will for some random underage loli that looks like his dead wife, right? ...Wait, what?!
Mao x Juuni Neptunia - Two borderline-insane purveyors of justice; neither is above delivering a boot to your skull in the name of fun...err...heroics! The world needs more fun people like them...so why not put 'em together and see what comes?
Adell x Justitia - The (arguably) saner counterparts of the above duo. And really, toning down the crazy just a little might make this shipped-couple much more likely.
Loa Recctear x Suigetsu Mizuiro - He could go either way, really...but wait! So can she! Err...he! ...Whatever!
Itachi Kishikido x Boudica Tlalli - A mysterious, sketchy police officer and a mysterious, sketchy teacher walk into a bar...they both get drunk and end up in a totally crack relationship arranged by yours truly.
Reina Udonge x Black Iron Tarkus - They have a futurebaby and she'd really ship with anyone, I suppose...well, anyone who would have her...but doesn't anybody worry about the Bun-STDs she absolutely HAS to have?
Yukari Takeba x Tharros Gallen or Colm Watanabe - Now, would Yukari actually date either of these guys? ...Probably not. But there's been enough hilarious ship-tease between them that you kind of have to root for it to happen (at least a little), anyway. How bad would she have Colm whipped, though...? A lot whipped, or all the way whipped? ...Actually, Dominatrix Yukari sounds kind of hot...
Tohru Adachi x Sapphire - I mean, wasn't the entire murder case last year the result of no girl being willing to 'Show Adachi the Love'? Won't have that problem here...sexy dancing on command! God, I love technology...
Rosealina Miina x Eido Aeroda - He likes 'em ROUND...and BIG! ...No, we're not talking about Mara! ...An aside, has ANY girl with assets...err...talents...err...has any girl like that ever had a harder time getting a boyfriend? Something's not right there...let's fix it!
Miwako Kondo x Ishimaru Oowada - He's a rule-tard wannabe enforcer and she's just the scary big-sister type that can put him in his place. And really, maybe this is just wishful thinking...but I'd feel a lot better were getting to second base in her room instead of patrolling the dorm. I'd have a lot more fun, too...
Akaito Modoku x Karasu Shojiki - She's bloodthristy and he's a sadist. Think of all the fun they could have together! ...On second thought, let's not.
Kin Hiiragi x Yatso Hanafuda - If dating a blood-sucking ex-Strega were ever a good idea...this probably isn't the time. Still, Yatsudas are gonna Yatsuda, and with his luck, will he ever find another girl willing to put up with that hat? It worked in the future, so...why not now?
Kusuri Keiraku x Leonardo Mori - So her relationship with Faust ended...but the growth of Kusuri Keiraku as a person since her first days meeting the green-haired trap has been something to see. Where does she go from here, now that she has grown? Perhaps someone else who has changed a great deal the last few months can provide an answer. Two people who struggle to contain the beast within, who seek release from a past relationship, who need something...maybe the right one isn't so far off after all?
Yosuke Hanamura x Chie Satonaka - Downgraded to a Crack Ship at this point because they haven't spoken in like, 8 months. Seriously, do they even know one another anymore?
Aleister Crowley x Korina Yamaka - He's a timeless alchemist who has become a persona-user but never abandoned his hobbies of summoning, rituals, and study of the unknown. She's a strange cultist who knows a persona-user and never abandoned her practices of summoning, rituals, and human sacrifice. Fortunately he's not human...err...is he? Maybe...but imagine the mischief these two could get into! And I don't just mean in the bedroom...
Javik Pendergast x Cheryl Vonvitch - For all of her zombie-ish quirks, I think Mr. Buttmark would still say 'She's my type...'. Got to appreciate a guy willing to overlook a craving for brains.
Kuro T. Hand x Miya Haato - Things the two have in common: they are both fairly small, they both have a name that ends in the letter 'o', and...they both live in Inaba? You say you don't get it, I say 'I ship that!'. It's called chemistry, bro. I don't need a reason...
Garry Iblis x Usugu Hibari - They're two older people with powers wandering into a town and a world of crazy they don't quite understand. He commands devils well, but can he manage to tame the devil inside of her? Sounds like the plot of some cheap B-movie Noelle would make me watch with her...what the Hell, I'll ship it!
Ciela Kuzunoha I x "Kai" Raidou Kuzunoha - You say they're ready to kill one another, that they're always at each others' throats...I say 'Just kiss already!'
Soji Seta x Shadow Soji Seta - This is as likely as the above pairing. For srys.
Miira Rukiora x Venustus Michieru - Just because he came back in time doesn't mean that there's nothing in this world for him. Discovering certain people, certain things, will open up the world to a person who has never known anything but fighting...but darkness. Who better than a spritely guide with a sweet ride to show a man like Venus what Japan has to offer?
Fina Taihaku x Woodcock the Shooter - It wouldn't take much for her to make him call her 'Boss'...but that's none of my business.
Chiharu "ChiChi" Chiyoko x Malik Suna - A friendly Embryon Ensign with a sunny disposition with a man who literally worships the sun. I see a bright future ahead for...you know what? That joke might be too bad, even for me...
Iggy Sentsubon x Yuzu Kyuuban - He's a punk app-user with a questionable past and she's a former soldier and current agent of the Crows with a dark past, present, and probably future. It might be hard for them to get to know one another, but each one has the fortitude to endure the others' darkness. And that's the first step, isn't it?
Denmark x Niiya Honya - The two closest remaining confidants and friends of Sai Sakurazaka and Suzume Kirihara outside of the old man, there is a closeness in a shared secret that can bring people together...or drive them apart. For Sai's sake, you hope it is the former...
Tatsumaki Kikai x Maria Genias - She's a wannabe magician and he's a technological wizard. Everything about them seems opposite, but you know what they say about opposites...
Murasaki Gathielle x Mikoto Hageshii - A star musician might not get along with some basic girl, one who squealed when he walked into the room and threw panties on the stage when he performed...scratch that last part, that would actually be awesome...but the general, sleepy indifference of Ms. Gathielle to his fame makes her an ideal candidate to truly get to know him.
Gabi x Mokou - All right, yeah, he's about 40 years older than she is, but the guy is a monster! He'll probably live until he's 200, which really makes him only about 30 in normal human years...and, well, who wouldn't want to see this played out to the illogical extreme end in which Japan is ruled over by Emperor Gabi and Empress Mokou? Aside from the Mori, of course...
Jian Lin Kuei x Aoshiki - He might not consider himself a one-woman kind of guy, but if there's a favorite in the never-ending stream of women...one that he might always eventually come back to...it would be her, wouldn't it?
Kimiko Lin Kuei x Kiki-Jiki - He kills demons to feed, and she kills just for fun (and money)! If they worked together...her hitting the targets and him devouring them...they just might become one of the deadliest duos around!
Aiko Higuchi x Yukio Oiharu - Two lower-ranked summoners trying to work their way up the ranks; they are in an ideal position to lean on one another, to grow together, and to become close...if they are willing to take the risk of joining forces. Besides, glasses-people unite!
Holly Wulf x Negima Ryouko - Two of the sweeter members of the militant group, Embryon. Though they may not rank very highly in authority, they are well-loved by many...why not each other?
Kansei Ribasu x Shingo Surabashi - For anyone to ship with Kansei would require a great deal of understanding and a strong control over one's temper...that tongue knows how to cut deep (and no, that's not some sort of an innuendo, this time) into those who get too near or annoy her. That's why, of all options, Shingo works so well...being someone of a maturity and tolerance to hear her out, to not make a big deal out of her gender, her drive to succeed, amongst other things. There is a star-crossed situation between the Crows and the Lions of Embryon, but neither of them is likely to be too concerned about it if they are really interested. Sometimes it only takes a small push to start something big...a conversation, a chance meeting, even a battle...why not them?
Haruka Falcom x Rirouku Muramaro - Her pain at his injuries hint to a beautiful heart within...but when he comes out of the hospital, how will she react, then? Perhaps her concern will give rise to something more? They could both use a break...and it's not like Yukari's keeping them under house arrest...
Futaba Kongiku x Dakota Curtiss - An eccentric American Crow and the epitome of the traditional Japanese woman...it's a pair straight out of a post-WWII international romantic drama. All the same, is there a pair which takes their work more seriously amongst all the Clan Heads? There is plenty of common ground to work from between them...
Kogata Ibuki x Rocksaus Synchronium - A hardcore rocker needs a hardcore woman like her if he's going to stay faithful. ...What? You thought I was going to say something about her enormous...you know...didn't you? Nope. You're not getting the satisfaction...
Zowii Zera x Hikari Zusyotsu - He's a guy who has been through a lot during his time with the Embryon...she's someone just king enough to take care of him. Plus, if it's not someone like him, she could end up the object of Butt-Tattoo Guy's affection. You don't want that, do you?
Kyuzo Rikkio x Serina Leaf - Hey, they talked that one time in Sapporo at her diner and things went relatively normally...that's more than we can say about 99% of these crack ships in terms of meaningful interaction!
Fujimatsu x Pyhrra - I mean, come on...it's Fuji! Of course he'd love a pyre...err...Phyrra! ...That might have been the worst joke yet. But as the remaining guy in the Guild who looks the most like Bour Ying (read: ugly as sin) and is nearly as crazy (albeit in a different way), there's certainly something about him that might cow her into following him if he decided he wanted her for his own. Maybe he'd even treat her better than her previous Bour? ...Won't you be her Bour 2.0, Fuji?
Amelia Heartilly x Mataki Hito - Not going to let this one die just yet. We're rooting for that dogged nice guy...or would it be snaked? ...I'll show myself out.
Sensuke Tarumohara x Ria the White Devil - A semi-famous musician and the cover-model for the Embryon yearly calendar, these two know something about selling themselves (not literally) to help their own cause. It's inevitable that the two have crossed paths before, and that they will again. Whatever urges he has, she is more than capable of controlling.
Kuzaku Martillo x Sylphie - He's a futurebaby come back to save the world from his haunted future, and she's just haunted by her past with the shadows. They've both seen too much for as young as they are...but a shared pain is a pain that is lessened...a burden that can be carried. Can love bloom across time and space?
Anzu Munakata x Inigo Tsukira Shimazu - Not an established relationship, but a pair who respect and admire one another amongst the futurebabies...with a fear planted in her heart by Koji Mori's declaration of intent to tear them apart one by one, will something more than friendship bloom between them?
Patris Michieru x Tripidius Yamakiji - He's nicer than his looks might imply and she's more formidable than her sweet appearance might say. But beneath the looks and the strength are a pair of similarly-strong and loyal hearts. Would love help to heal the wounds of an endless war?
Gwendolyn Lembryant x Ragna Ketsuki - A serious and temperamental Lieutenant of the SunBros and an exceedingly open alchemist from the Lin Kuei. If they ever met on the battlefield, they'd almost certainly be enemies...but off of it, could her open affection and charms be enough to convince him to lay down his burdens for just a little while?
Rayne Paik x Kanade Tachibana - A bit of an upset to see Kanade removed from the Jo(Shu) pairing, but as she comes into her own in both power and personality, she will discover that she does not need to bind herself to someone who will not give her the love and attention she deserves...the willingness to look at her and only her. And for all his warts, his personality issues, Rayne seems like the type of guy whose love could be given to only one...as it is with his one and only friend. Perhaps his sharp tongue could help to awaken an even deeper strength within her...and then discover ways to sap that strength entirely?
Zorc the 4th x The Strawberry Milk Goddess - Because nobody else would even acknowledge the two of them if not the other...
Armina Wolfgang x Naomi Martillo - A female assassin with strange tastes and questionable fashion sense deserves an equally strange person with taste and fashion sense that...well, could be just as questionable as her own. Their skills are compatible...why not each other?
Kyouji Kuzunoha X x Shay Takeda or Asuka Bokuro - She's an adventurous summoner whose heart isn't so much closed to love as it is closed to the idea that she could find it given her profession...but if there's someone who knows a thing or two about adventuring and unlocking hidden treasure, it is the Okina Team's tomb-raiding, chest-pillaging Shay! Is it possible the two of them could awaken something in one another they never imagined? ...Or perhaps Kyouji's love of cute things will win out and Asuka will become the target of her surprising affections? She would never be the type to try for two, so it's one or the other...if any at all.
Misha Mori x Gokuborii Underwood - So shipping Bug Girl with Leon didn't work out...what about his amorous sister?! Yes, I'm totally clever...
Noir Coursier x Ellie Troit - He's willing to do anything to help out, and she's a true Heroine. Though he might stumble and fall, his spirit is strong...could he reach into her heart and touch the spirit of the samurai within?
Rosa Hanasaku x Weston Smith - She's the Peppermint Princess (nickname awaiting Copyright) and that's totally got to be the name of one of Weston's former conquests, right?
Tsuyoshi Nishijo x Chiyo Tachibana - The big guy/small girl thing is definitely adorable, but do you think he can really handle someone with her personality? She might end up eating him alive...
Izuru Shimazu x Tsuki - We all kind of knew this might be a thing before...or maybe that was just Risette...? But this year's Blind Date game only confirmed it. Consider it shipped.
Genzo Komaba x Arisu - It's my List, and I can ship if I want tooo~ <3
Youmu Konpaku x Hiro Akatsuki - She might be shy and he might not be strong, but there is a shared ideal of goodness that connects them...can she see past the superficial to the boy beneath the glasses (and other factors) to understand his heart?
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"No Hopers"
("Anyone here is as likely to kill you as kiss you...or they just have no game.")
"No Hopers"
("Anyone here is as likely to kill you as kiss you...or they just have no game.")
Zeo Kirijo - Tons of money. Not even particularly bad looking. ...No game. Really, like, Anti-Game. My sympathies, brother...
Aigis, Shinjiro Aragaki, Labrys, Teddie, WYNN - Persona-users with...unique personalities or circumstances making relationships difficult.
Sreze, Amonius Sutaka - On the lonely side of a hopelessly one-sided love...
Kisa - Too busy being a cosmic plaything for Lucifer...
Juugo Kirikaze, Raven Gallen, Sieg Shimazu, Solaire of Astora, Tobi, Riphal Edea, Izaya Amatsu, Nalkrien, Mijiyou Harusuhei - Widowers, warriors, or weirdos who are not looking for love right now...
Wayato Kogane - U-G-L-Y! You ain't got no alibi! Too ugly...-clap clap- too ugly...-clap clap- ...to ship.
Akihiko Sanada, Saizo Kirigakure, Henry Plegia, Red, Yoshida Rinku, Ryofu and Lu, Bel Heartilly, Benkyou Resolvere, ERGO, Mirai Hatto - Love X too much to ship... (In order...protein, money, blood, being the very best like no one ever was, cowboy butts, Balmung, being King of Bel, hating on Shu, being a creeper, herself...)
Jugador Menor, Weston Smith (again) - Men who enjoy the company of the sort of women you pay for more than any sort of real close companionship...
King Leo, Geist the Magnificent, Charo Lin Kuei, Renko Hikawa, Orvaeus Velvetair, Minohiko Tsuneshi, Ennea - Insane in a way that is not conducive to shipping...
Hei Nanjou, Balmung, Kabuto, Oichi, Tala, Wei Zhijun - Mori's Avengers and Lucifer's Army have a lot more to worry about than romance.
Ebiyo Uyahara, Nora Keruberosu-Taihaku, Honto Teki-Taihaku, Kappa, Gyuki, Zolf J. Kimblee, Kyoki - A dead guy, a dog, who knows?, a kappa, a spider, Psycho and Psycho Jr. Not a lot of romantic options here...
Ruri Konpeki, Sophia Ulrich, Minene Tenshiko - There aren't enough guys in Embryon...wait, there aren't enough GUYS?! Since when was THAT a thing?!
Amora Necromonium, Relika Ak'Thias, Zaito Hanako, Fate Lembryant, Euphie Ak'Thias, Surri Rembrii, Dolus Michieru, Momoko Hudamora - Futurebabies too busy saving the world to ship just yet...
Tear Hemels, Maeko - Ideologically opposed to relationships for herself.
Seneca Daidouji - Too busy being coma'd to fall in love...
Naniyori, Sano Gallen - Deserve special mention because they REALLY will kill you...
Everyone Else!