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 Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 10:19 am
* ~ Persona 4:FES - The Golden Presents...The 12 Days of GUILDMAS2014!!! ~ *
(Noelle Everett's Classy Christmas Collaboration Story!) 
"Welcome, everyone, to the 3rd Day of GUILDMAS2014! Once again, I'm your hostess Noelle Everett, and we're the Okina City Pursuers. It's been our pleasure to bring you our first two events, and in the spirit of the season...the third day of our 12 Days of GUILDMAS2014!!! celebration will be a collaboration! After all, the season is one of togetherness...friendship, family...and that's why for my day, we'll be telling a Christmas Story about friendship, family, romance, and of course...Christmas! And...wait, that was a redundant line, wasn't it? Who wrote that? ...Whatever, not getting derailed...our event is a Collaborative Christmas Story! Everybody takes a turn, building upon that which came before...it's not my story, or your story...it's our story!"
 "So settle in by the fire and get your storytelling caps on for Noelle's GUILDMAS2014 Collaboration Christmas Story!"
"...That was my line, Stud..."
 "Giggity..."
"I didn't mean it like that! I mean..."
"She meant it..."
"She totally meant it."
"Shut it! You know I didn't..."
"Oh, she definitely meant it..."
"Wha-?! Lira, you're supposed to be on my side!"
"Not if you pay her enough money..."
"Not if you pay me a lot of money..."
 "You're not exactly subtle when you're stealing those glances of Haru-butt, dear..."
"W-w-what?! Miwaaaakooo...?! I wasn't...I mean, when did you catch...WHY are you on their side? And WHY is everyone ganging up on me?!"
"Oh, don't be bashful...it is a nice butt, after all."
"Can't deny that..."
"I aim to please."
"Why are we talking about Mashiba's a**, again? I think we've hit a new low..."
 "Yes, WHY is everyone participating in this crude hazing?! And why are we admiring Mashiba's bottom?! Dorm Regulation 72.4-B strictly states that such acts on school property are...."
 "Ishi...bro...you really need to learn when to..."
"Oh, pipe down, Ishi-shi! It's just gettin' to the good part..."
...
"ENOUGH! Stop...stop talking about Haruto's butt like it's not in the room when it's right there! I mean...when he's right..."
"...I think I can actually see the steam coming out of her ears."
"I've seen blood less red..."
"She's pretty cute when she's mad, though..."
"Shut it, Mashiba!"
"Can't deny that..."
"Shut UP!"
"Maybe we could call her the Ruby of the White Sands?"
"I WILL DESTROY EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!!!"
"But I haven't even..."
"DUCK!"
"Safe!"
"YEOWCH!!"
"...And there's our first casualty of the season. Honestly, why do you provoke her?"
"You know what they say...no guts, no glory."
"Does that even apply here...?"
"Shay's right..."
"I'm not sure..."
"I think Aeroda's foaming at the mouth, guys..."
...
"We should probably take care of that..."
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
[QUICK HITS! - Christmas Favorites w/ the Okina Team!]
"All right guys, TRY to take this question seriously...What is Your Favorite Christmas Story?"
"What's that American program...Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?"
"The Nightmare Before Christmas..."
"That's...that's surprisingly normal, guys. I'm impressed...I like It's a Wonderful Life, though...you can't beat the classics for the holidays, right? What about the rest of you..."
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"How Vampire Ninja Carmella Saizo Saved Christmas, of course."
"Zombie Santa v. Vampire Easter Bunny: Part 4 - The Re-Hoppening! The costumes and blood effects are SO cheesy!"
"The Definitive Christmas Light Installation Manual."
"Home Alone."
"Does Raiders of the Lost Ark count as a Christmas movie if I got it for Christmas?"
"Risette's Jailbait Beachfront Christmas Calendar Photo Shoot! I think I saw it on the Midnight Channel once, actually..."
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"Aaaand along with my faith in humanity, I die a little inside..."
"Have fun writing your own story, everyone!"
Quote: Noelle's Collaboration Christmas Story Rules (w/ The Notorious Ishi-G!)1. You may contribute to the story no more than 5 times unless otherwise approved. 2. You may contribute no more than 5-8 sentences in any one contribution. 3. You may make your contributions at any time, but never back-to-back. 4. Your contributions may be anything you wish, but cannot contradict what was written in the previous contributions. 5. Your contributions must include characters/locations/ideas of some sort that pertain to this Guild. 6. As this is a Christmas story, the setting is Christmas-time. While most details will be highly malleable, please maintain this basic premise. 7. Please try to copy the format/style of my original contribution for your own. 8. More details may be added later.
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 6:37 pm
Quote: Speaker:Haruto Mashiba The hearth in the lobby burned brightly on a snowy night.
Why there was a hearth in a dormitory, I couldn't tell you. But no one within was complaining.
From the white, sprinkling dark beyond the door a hunched figure slid past the wood all wrapped in a cream-pink jacket and an indigo scarf.
Her name, Noelle Everett. The day? Christmas. And in her hands was a box all wrapped and tied together with a bow...
Her cotton-candy hair was mussed and tangled as she began to undress and found her way to the fire, the warmth slowly seeping into her chilled bones.
She had been out all night looking, searching for just the right gift to give him. They had been through so much together this past year, and it was the least she could do...
He'd asked for a threesome...she'd hit him, hard. She knew he was joking (at least she hoped she knew), but...still, couldn't he have been serious when she asked what he wanted?
She shook her head, lifting the lid of the box to take a quick peek inside at what she had finally settled on buying.
This would do it...she had looked long and hard...but this, she knew, would be just the right gift.
Soon, Haruto would be home from his all-night Punk-Themed Christmas Caroling with Haru-Miji, Eido, and Saito, and she needed to be ready for him when he was.
Would she wait in his room? In the lobby? Would she break out the cake now or later? Would she pull the 'Naked (Wo)Man' on him and just wait for him on his bed with nothing but the present to cover her?
So many options to consider...she stared into the fire and wondered...how had they ever gotten to this point? Iwadate, Shirokidan, Yomi, Adachi, the Kirijo...
...She was lost so deep in thought that she barely heard the door creak behind her...and only when it slammed at once did she jump and turn to see that, in all her distraction, she was suddenly not alone...
And what to her wondering eyes should appear...?! But...
"Ho! Ho! HO!"
...
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 8:35 am
Quote: Speaker:Eido Aeroda "Ho! Ho! HOOOOO-s**t!!"
As her eyes did wander up, her heart skipped a beat. For it was not Jolly saint nick, but rather, the team Pet, Eido.
"W..Wait, What?" she snapped, grabbing her volleyball, and darting towards the window. "You...! You were supposed to be with Haruto and the others!"
She raised her ball up, signalling his imminent demise! If not there, then...where?
"Wahhhh! Don't kill me! It's Christmas!" the Joke cried, grabbing part of the roof. "Haruto said he had to go 'Do something' before he went home. I haven't seen him since! Please don't kill me, I was just trying to surprise Lira!"
The volleyballer flinched at this, dropping her volleyball to the ground.
"He had to do....'Something?'" she called back, before turning once more. "What did he have to do?!"
"Gah..! I don't know...! But he wouldn't let us follow him..!"
"He wouldn't..!" Noelle gasped, uneasy. Was he trying to....
Before she could finish the thought though, she heard something else that made her flinch....
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:33 am
Quote: Speaker:Saitou Hajime "Wow Fuuka, thanks. That was definitely like, the best sex ever."
That kind of bold declaration could only have been uttered by the King of Corn himself, Haruto Mashiba.
The door to the supervisor's office swung open, and the punk-lorde himself stood with unbutton collar, and lipstick galore. Did Fuuka even wear lipstick?
"Gasp! Haruto, there's someone else in the Dorm!" Apparently, she did. The always timely (ha!) support member gasped, pointing at the other pair. Good catch Fuuka; you were able to SENSE other people, right?
"Mashibaaaaa! What. is. the. meaning. of-"
Quick to begin, never to finish, Noelle's exasperation was interrupted by the swing of a door...and what to their wondering eyes did appear, but Eido running for his life!
And Junpei.
"Fuuuuka, the kiddies went out to play, what say you and I go-huh?"
The latest arrival gasped, the sight of his fellow adviser in bedsheets too much to bear.
"Later guys, I'm out."
He dove into the hearth, ballcap going up in flames.
"Good one, Mashiba. You killed someone. This is Christmas now."
Mashiba ruined everything.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 1:11 pm
Quote: Speaker:Minato Arisato Mashiba ruined everything...
"...Or did I?"
Haruto's surprise suddenly turned into a smirk as he shifted his eyes towards the fireplace...and to what should all wondering eyes should appear?
But Junpei! Emerging from the fire with a handful of small packages wrapped in bows and paper and decorated with elegant Christmas-themed packaging!
"Dude, I wasn't sure whether or not to believe you when you said this wrapping paper was fireproof, but the proof is in the pudding, isn't it? There's not even a scuff on these! And the look on your faces was totally worth it..."
Nodding in agreement, Haruto had to admit that the way Eido ran out...the surprise and fear of Noelle watching Junpei 'die', and Fuuka whose gasp of terror was just now getting ready to come...
"Gasp! Junpei-kun ran into the fire!"
...there it was! ...All of their reactions had made the trouble he'd gone through to set up this prank worth it.
Had they all forgotten that their male adviser's persona Nullified Fire?
"Shame about the hat, though..."
"Eh, Fuuka bought me one for Christmas anyway..."
"But...but WHY did you sleep with me, then?!"
"You SLEPT with her?!""'The HELL, MAN?! I only told you to distract her!"
"Well you didn't tell me NOT to sleep with her..."
...Okay, so maybe Mashiba ruined everything...
But then, aghast! In through the door to interrupt this awkward Christmas moment burst Eido...only behind him in the town of Inaba there were spaceships flying overhead and lasers being fired back and forth between two flying objects!
One of the objects appeared to be a strange, discus...saucer-type alien craft! And the others was a sleigh pulled by eight...no, nine creatures with brown fur, antlers, and one REALLY shiny red nose. And it was firing at the other!
Just what the Hell was going on outside?!
"Guys! You won't believe what's...duuuuuuh..."
...Apparently Fuuka's sheet had fallen the floor. And with it, Eido's tongue.
"I'LL DESTROY YOU, PERVERT!"
One dead Eido later...
"That looked like it hurt..."
"And don't think you're getting off free either, you sex-crazed jerk!"
"Uh...HELLO? Does NOBODY notice the ALIENS v. SANTA CLAUS aerial laser duel going on outside?!"
It was at that moment the door burst COMPLETELY OFF THE HINGES! Along with most of the front of the dormitory wall.
In the hole in the wall there was a fighter jet...armed to the teeth with rockets, laser guns, and probably like, a coffee machine in the cockpit or something because who knows?
...
And there, in the cockpit, was none other than everyone's favorite canine warrior...
"KORO-CHAN?!"
...Yes, it was Koromaru. Pulling up into the dorm with a fighter jet during an alien invasion...around his neck was an AWESOME scarf with a tiny brown doggy-bomber jacket around his body and a pair of doggy reflector-shades set over his crimson eyes. Looking down at the gathered lot with GREAT PURPOSE, he paused a moment...took a swig of rum from his doggy-sippy cup, and called the team to action in this most dire of situations with a resounding...
"ARF!"
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 1:26 pm
Quote: Speaker:Kurou T. Hand It was clear what they would have to do at this point. With Aliens invading, and Santa fighting for the sanctity of the holidays, there was no doubt in their hearts.
"Not even Eido's?" snarked the voice of the petite grim reaper, Lira.
Well, his would have some, but he was dead.
"Or is he?!" Haruto's voice called, quickly grasping a stray string on Lira's, and yanking it...leaving her in naught but her infamous string underthings.
"M..Mashiba, What the hell?! You didn't even pay me this time!"
"Haruto, I'm going to DESTROY you.
"Whoops. Looks like he really is dead." the leader called without a care in the world, as he turned around.
"Umm..Guys? Aliens? Santa?"
Oh right! The action! Koromaru let out a loud and piercing howl, before leaping out in a charge on the enemy!
"Be careful! Eido-san is down!"
.....
Thank you Fuuka.
"Hm Hm...Well, I think it's time we bust out our secret weapon."
"Dude..You can't mean.."
"Yes...we'll have to use....That.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 3:08 pm
Quote: Speaker: Rednal Ak'Thias
"All yo yens, yip yip yap!"
A battle-scarred fox held up one paw, clearly demanding payment as more than a dozen vulpine mercenaries came out of the bushes, clutching many kinds of weaponry that certainly weren't legal for anyone to carry in Japan.
They were the last solution anyone needed, because it was said that anyone who hired them was guaranteed a job well done... assuming you could afford them at all.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 5:53 pm
Quote: Speaker:Mikoto Hagaeshi It seemed that the mercenaries arrived not a moment too soon, as explosions rocked the area.
Nearby, the bushes rustled, and all turned with baited breath to see what their foes looked like.
"...no..." "It's terrible..." "*Gulp* Dude...I think I'm gonna be sick..."
Emerging from the foliage, a sickening green skin, tall and tough like hide, riding atop a chariot...it was none other than Mara. Dozens of Maras.
"DAMN IT, EIDO." Lira was the first to break the silence, cursing their recently deceased teammate.
"Give...us...our leeeeeader...our we'll...penetrate you...eeh-hee..."
In a flash the foxes intercepted, battle breaking out between the forces. There was no time to regret however, as a light hearted bark snapped them from their frozen place.
"Yip yap yip! (Come, we have to reach the resistance leader! Their base is not far! If we make it, they can tell us how to defeat these monsters!)"
With a plan coming together, it was time for them to go! But not before a stray laser beam flew their way, and only the fox dodged in time.
This laser was strange, it's powers unknown. Not enemy in nature, it quickly began to grow.
The team felt their strength multiplying a ton, but it was Haruto first who looked at his teammates in fear.
But they were clad now in suits, a set of Sentai Ranger Gear.
"Noelle, look! You've gained new powers!" Haruto declared with glee, causing Noelle to look down at his decree.
And looking around, he knew they'd all been transformed; to combat evil, in all it's forms.
He had to be the leader, he knew it to be so!
"I'm the Red Ranger? BOO YA!"
'Oh no.'
Haruto hesitantly looked at their new leader, tears tugging at his eyes, the thought of humanity relying on Junpei to live...
'There's no way we survive.'
But maybe, just maybe, they could do it somehow...
But they needed to get moving, before the Maras started to...er, plow.
The group dashed out of the area, the Fox leading the way, but fast approaching was the next trial they'd face that day...
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 6:25 pm
Quote: Speaker:Jo(shu) Michieru And yet, as they approached their foes, the ghastly, ghoulie Maras of ages...With their brave and fearless leader charging forth...
"Hey wait, why do I have to lead the charge?!"
Because you're the red ranger, dammit. And yet, as they were about to slam their passions into one another, aiming to strike true....Hard and fast....As they were mounting their aggression and with both sides threatening to penetrate the other's defense...
"Enough with the Damn Innuendos!"
Right right...As they were about to strike, two brilliant shining figures descended from the heavens, a white haired muscle-bound warrior sans his coat, and a grumpy warrior in a beanie and peacoat. The white haired warrior was none other than the legendary boxxer, Akihiko Sanada!
"I've been waiting for this!" the boxxer called, before letting loose an IMMENSE thunderstorm of energy, tearing through the first group of Members in the Mara team.
"Hah! Did you see that Shinji?"
"Shut the ******** up Aki. Of course I saw that." Shinjiro snapped back, hoisting the axe above his head. Wait, how were they descending from the heavens if they were both alive in this verse?!
"Mmmm...More..Meat..For the tenderizing.."
"More forces for us to...Pound..into submission."
"I want to poink with the muscled one!"
Awkward silences, and disgusted noises abound, save for one warrior.
"What the hell is Poinking?!"
"Shut the hell up Aki..For all of our sakes."
When, at this very moment..something else miraculous happened..!
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