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 Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:24 am
HI, I FINALLY JOINED THIS GUILD
I browsed around and am still not completely absolutely positive that this is an okay place/thing to post.
BUT ANYWAY.
Can we get some off-the-wall, possibly unfounded Gaia plot conspiracy theories goin on?
8I
Because fun things.
LE GO.
• The more that users complain in the forums, the more crumpled newspaper appears in the dumpster/towns
"Someone must have been disappointed in this article." - item flavor text
• Jack has a mansion constructed purely out of 2K5 pants
• Barph is actually a biproduct of some G-Corp clone testing gone wrong. It's perfectly okay to keep deleting him, the clones were created without feelings.
• Customers don't actually have to pay Carl. He just becomes distracted by the shiny gold pieces thrown, so that we can make our escape.
• Brenni doesn't actually speak Norwegian, Icelandic, or any other language.
He just babbles and makes up words that we can only presume aren't horrible insults.
• There are no actual Gaia Headquarters. There is just a solitary server room, filled with keyboards and a dozen cats walking over them.
• Due to the past events of the Timmy incident, Timmy is now immortal. Not without side effects though.....
(dun dun dunnnnn)
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 12:33 pm
I present to you the theory that Cresento is half dragon. I personally think him being half-turtle would be funnier, though.
Also among my favorite conspiracy theories are most of the non-god non-titan Airship cast being offspring/descendants of Gaia's sons.
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