Pie
EDIT: Alternately, we could start it with something for Diedrich on Election Day (November 4th) and make Hassli's wildest dreams come true.
Create a thread/manga with him making a speech about the "state of the
unionplot" (okay it's early for that, but whatevs), and list a bunch of ... facts... and then declare a month long holiday for the plot? Or, as part of his campaign speech (is anyone else even running for a nonexistant position?) he could make it part of his platform. "A chicken in every plot!" I dunno.