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Neuroglycopenic Hypoglycemia

As soon as Vexis had taken a bite out of the offered sweet and addressed Jack, the source of the illegal treat, a loud whistle shook up the school's intercom, shattering all the glass panes of nearby windows. Immediately after, a long, glowing green projectile the size of Godzilla shot down from the skies, parting nearby clouds to land in a resonating crash in the school's courtyard. It was a giant celery and atop it was the school's grumpy P.E. teacher except he was dressed in odd robes and had a deranged glint in his eyes, making one wonder if the school should double the amount of drug tests imposed on its personnel. "You!" the man said, pointing in the direction of Jack and co., but had to pause in the midst of what was meant to be an epic, evil tirade as he was hit by sudden vertigo, fault of hypoglycemia. How he managed to locate the sweets amidst the school walls and student was a mystery, but he had and, queasiness gone, struck a pose, one finger pointing menacingly at where the trio was. "No dessert! Giant Negacalory, seize the unhealthy gluttons!"

The animated Celery let out a battle cry from God-knows-where and grew thin arms that were almost two thirds of its height. It leaned forward, ready to charge...and promptly fell forward in a ground shaking faceplant of epic fail proportions: it had gotten its lower end stuck in the ground upon his arrival and the solid ground had tripped him, sending his rider flying only to land somewhere in another building on school grounds.

Panicked, the faceless titan wiggled about to free the lower end of its stem, destroying the auditorium he had fallen on top of before it start glowing once more. It had no idea where its targets were so it shuddered, sending out hundreds of small celery stems aimed at all nearby humans. These were no normal celery, however. Far from it, these celery had homing powers and would ram themselves into the mouth of their targets, forcefully feeding them 'healthy' food.

(OoC: Too much potential. Don't die! I'm using crack to resuscitate this.)

Esmeralda was about to take a bit if the offered goodies when suddenly a giant celery fell from the sky with someone that looked like Nagisa-sensei. He ordered the celery to attack to which it released mini celery soldiers. "Why celery? I don't have peanut butter and without that celery sucks. " No sooner had she said this than the mini celery started force feeding itself to students. Jumping up Esmeralda had to use a book to block an incoming crappy snack, before drawing out her angel holding a cake crystal pendant and hiding in a closet. "Angel Food Cake Crystal Power, make up. (que transformation sequence)

Esmeralda's purple skirt changed to blue as her inside shoes grew into knee-high red boots with a white border at the triangular top. The tie around her neck became a red choker with a angel food cake on the front while red gloves that matched her boots covered her hands. The last changes turned her jacket and shirt into a white sailor shirt with a blue collar and red bow on the front; the out fit was finished with the addition of angel food Cale earnings and tiara. When the blinding light cleared from the closed door, which no student noticed strangely, out came Sailor Angel Food Cake. Quickly making her way to the roof Esmeralda stood atop the school building stating at the celery. "I am Sailor Angel Food Cake, champion of justice! On behalf of the sweets, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you!" While speaking she moved her arms in a big circle ending with her left are at a 45° angle with the pinky, pointer, and thumb all extended away from her; while her right arm was laying over the left with her hand similar to how a child does a finger gun.


(basically think of sailor moon's outfit and hand gestures)

Vexis performed a back and spring as to evade the oncomimg celery barrage. This was by far one of the weirdest enemies that Vexis had encounter, however he knew that rregardless oh how he looked , he would still need to defeat it. Esmeralda and Jack had already taken form , now it was his turn to power up, however he was reluctant to do so , for the reason that his outfit was rather feminine, but he knew that might need his help
"Strawberry Shortcake prism power-up Makeup!"
His normal school bursted into violent pink light that coat him to his neck. Then his clothes materialized, shorts that came up to just before his knee, and a sailor shirt that barely covered his torso along with it came a cap a bit large than his team mates going down to his butt. The whole outfit was white with pink trim, and the cap was all pink. In addition he had a tiara of gold with a pink gem in the middle. At the end of his transformation, he was overtaken with the urge to perform a ridiculous anime pose. He then. Activated his Shortcake Knuckles getting ready to fighr with everyone