So, I'm going to keep this super-simple. No characters presenting it to you this time. I'm keeping it real. So real, I'm not even gonna gloss this up with fancy preambles made of words designed to make me look smart and well-read and like I have a vocabulary that would imply I collect miscellaneous multi-syllabic words for fun to whip out on a whim like a dude making an inappropriate joke with a rubber chicken.
So! Fanfiction.
Two categories.
First is simple. Write a fanfic about a character from FEF during a celebration. It can be any kind of celebration. Birthday, Christmas, One Year Sober, Got Through First Public Speech Without Wetting Oneself, anything you want. Just as long as it's a celebration of some kind. If you aren't sure it's good enough, just come ask me. I don't bite. Hard.
Second is a little different. We're gonna shake things up here. You're going to write flash fiction, whatever FEF-related topic. For those of you who aren't familiar with that term, here are some examples. Some famous, some not. Deal with it.
Quote:
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
Strangers. Friends. Best friends. Lovers. Strangers.
Sorry, soldier. Shoes sold in pairs.
My dads met at Bible camp.
I'm beside myself; cloning machine works.
Strangers. Friends. Best friends. Lovers. Strangers.
Sorry, soldier. Shoes sold in pairs.
My dads met at Bible camp.
I'm beside myself; cloning machine works.
And so on and so forth. You should get it by now. We're doing it a bit differently than this one, though. You're going to write your own flash fiction. Your word limit is ten words. No more, preferably no less. You get one entry. Just one! Let's not be greedy.
Send me your entry and a 500g entry fee. Sorry for not sayin' that before.
Winners of each category will receive a prize to be determined at a later time. I'll set up a poll on Pollmonkey or whatever whenever that needs to be done so people can't vote with mules. Hell yeah.
So let's do this!
Traditional Fanfic Entries
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10-Word Fanfic Entries
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