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Some fourteen year old airhead robot fighting prodigy gets a giant mecha kiwi and, by a suggestion from her father's assistant, manages to convince him to let her use it to fight crime.
Whereafter she uses it to fight down a giant military spider mech, hunts down human Sly Cooper, gets into a fight with a lady who's literally capable of ******** up giant robots as an infantry unit, teams up with human Sly Cooper to steal her mecha kiwi back from the government after she gets her a** kicked, nearly gets her a** murdered in an infantry V infantry fight, and wastes no time randomly picking a fight with a gang of superhumans who respond by luring the police into an oceanside ambush.

And something about an unnervingly creepy robot girl. And a guy who looks like a British secret agent now. And her father ended up taking over the mecha kiwi pilot duty because the fourteen year old girl developed a habit of abandoning it to fight in melee.



So basically there's a webcomic about a bunch of teenage morons who decided to become superheroes literally because one of them was bored. And it's amazing.
The mecha kiwi, however, is referred to as a kiwi robot. In case you like teh googlez.

Naw, the mecha's piloted by Germans.

I have no idea why.

Germans who're insane.
The guy's letting his fourteen year old daughter fight military tech and armed sociopaths with what equates to an oversized toy.

I think they're German through and through.
But they're just weird.