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 Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 2:15 pm
Thought i'd share it with you cuz I am bored.
So now I guess I have a beer belly now. My hip size is like 38.5 and my waist(belly) is like 41 or 41.5. My waist to hip ratio shows that I have an apple-shaped body. smilies/icon_crying.gif Starting to look like a ball, or that I am slightly pregnant.
It's just crazy that I'd get one this soon, but I guess I have my dad to blame. He's got a huge belly but practically skinny everywhere else.
I remember like 5ish years ago that I wanted to gain weight to see what it feels like to have a beer belly. So now i've gotten my wish. Doesn't feel all that weird, but I have been getting slight slight slight chest pains where it hurts kinda sometimes where my heart is. Just slight pain, but only happens sometimes. I hope that doesn't mean that my arteries are already clogging up. I eat only mostly junkfood, and I never exercise ever.
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 7:09 pm
Oh god I drank 9 shots of alcohol since 4pm, and took 8 50mg benadryls at like 7pmish so I could go to bed.
I think I am getting chest pains again. crying I dunno.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-K8K-iLWJ0r4/Uj2l5BLMlSI/AAAAAAAAOY4/ARWgIYE4aoI/s400/beer-belly.jpg
My belly kinda looks like this. I can even start putting small stuff on it like coins in stuff.
My two new obsessions besides music is wrinkles and heart skipping. What do I have to do to get my heart skipping.
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 7:12 pm
I don't know for sure, but does taking lots of benadryl pills and drinking lots of alcohol harm the heart? Or Brain? Or both?
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 7:27 pm
It's just sad, my belly/waist is about 2ish inches higher than my hips. In order to have a low risk, my belly has to be 2 inches shorter than my hips, meaning have to lose 4 inches on my belly. sweatdrop
I doubt that's going to happen. My mom even pointed out that I am losing weight, but my middle is still kinda bulging. sad Geez, thanks dad. All of my fat is leaving my body, but staying or gathering around my middle. Soo weird. *pokes belly* One of the greatest curses of being a male.
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 8:06 pm
I'll tell you what my newest obsession is.
*eats a bunch of transfat* That's it. I have also been boiling lots of eggs and eating them recently, because of their yolk. biggrin Mmmm, egg yolks.
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 8:08 pm
The #1 reason why I wanna get fat is because fat people get wrinkles sooner when they bend like their legs or arms or hands, and a wrinkle forms sooner. I won't stop gaining until my hand wrist shows a line/wrinkle when I only move it upwards slightly. Same thing with my feet.
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 8:13 pm
http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/agorohov/agorohov1104/agorohov110400100/9397690-closeup-view-of-scales-on-a-floor-and-kids-feet.jpg
Example. See this person's feet? There is a line on the ankle, and the person doesn't even have to bend them. For me, it takes quite a bit of bending of my feet like a > before any lines appear. It's not fair this person has it, and many women have it who are like my age or slightly older and I can see it when they walk or bend like slightly slightly slightly. Not fair. crying
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 7:52 am
Are you trying to legally kill yourself?
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 1:21 am
Different...Very. Are you trying to legally kill yourself? What do you mean?
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 11:02 pm
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 7:35 pm
actually that's the opposite. if you get fat then won't the skin get stretched to the fullest and you'll become bloated and sad?
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 7:51 am
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