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Jack lay there in the tall grass of the prairie, watching the sun rise. " What a dull morning." Why is it so dull? Maybe because his slayers guild was disbanded. Maybe because he felt like an ant on this frankly boring and unoriginal world or simply that the dawn of the morning sky had simply lost his interest. " Maybe I should head into town...I hear there is a large tower that I can rest on and watch to see if any Giantesses were coming. Not that they would cause they've been extinct ever since...oh wow 5 years ago...sigh.. that's basically around the corner."

The morning air was quiet, it didn't seem out of the ordinary, and yet some may say it was too quiet. There wasn't the sound of a bird or anything, the plains were completely dead. Only a light wind passed through now and again, before suddenly the town was hit with a tremor. Now an inch of the town escaped it as a massive shape appeared on the horizon from the tower, still obscured by the morning sun. A second tremor hit, it seemed to be the footsteps of a giantess in style and rate. But it couldn't be. Not just because they were extinct, but because it was too big. The shape on the horizon, and to cause tremors this far away; what they were seeing was big enough to swallow a normal giantess whole!

The ground shook and trembled more with each passing second. From the tower my gigantic size could be seen, but from the ground I was still too far away, only the shake of the earth warned them what was coming. But each tremor was worse then the last, and soon became intense enough to knock over those who were fleeing. Finally a shadow fell over the city as I leaned over the wall, dwarfing it, even seasoned giantess fighters had never seen such a horror. "So you are the little upstarts who have been acting so above your station?" I asked in a rather relaxed and playful voice, while their existence was anathema to me, I still considered them too minor to take seriously yet.

"Well, you're a brave one." I taunted as I stood up, looming above him like a mountain. "If I hate one thing, it's uppity mortals, and you little bugs have taken that to a level I haven't seen in recent memory.And I can remember a long, long time." While I kept the casual playful tone, there was definitely an edge of genuine anger and disgust in there. "So I've decided. I'm offering this city a proposition. You will bring everyone who has ever so much as scratched a giantess to me to be devoured, or in three days I will smash all of you flat beneath my divine buttocks!" I stated proudly as I turned, giving my colossal rump two solid pats. "Sacrifice the traitors, or die smothered in my butt fat, the choice is yours!" Of course I planned to wipe them out either way, but it would be fun to see them pitted against each other first.

At this response I tapped one hip smugly. "Oh right, like just you would be a fitting snack. Offer denied!" As everyone looked up, I shook my big behind, my butt bouncing as I sat down, flattening several buildings to dust with the simple motion. "In case you thought I was all hot air."

does anyone evver do anything here?