Gehn and Bowser had four babies. Two - the blue shell lady and her brother to the left, have been claimed. However, the two fatties still need homes after all this time (aww - be a hero and step in, won't you?)
Your mission is to write (and possibly illustrate - if you REALLY want) a terrible fanfiction based on any video game(s) you desire. You can add some non-video game characters if you want, provided there's some video game character(s) involved, mmmkay? We're flexible. By terrible, we mean terrible in content and style, however please don't exceed PG-13. (Typing like you're writing My Immortal is OK in small doses where it's really funny, but don't just type gibberish and expect us to pick it.)
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[size=24][b] [color=green]So long, gay Bowser![/color][/b] [/size] [b]Preferences:[/b] (Which kid you want first, then second.) [b]Who will this d**k go to?:[/b] (If not you, then who?)
[b]List of Fandoms Included:[/b] (Tell us who these characters are from.) [b]Shut up, here's my fanfic:[/b] (INSERT FANFICTION HERE)
[b]ATUHOR'S NOSE:[b] (Anything else you want to say?)
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:51 am
So long, gay Bowser!
Preferences: bloo orange Who will this d**k go to?: ME
List of Fandoms Included: Deku Scrub (legend of zelda), Birdo (mario) Shut up, here's my fanfic: Pooping back and forth. Forever.
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:37 am
So long, gay Bowser!
Preferences: squinty eye, hand in mouth Who will this d**k go to?: m-me!
List of Fandoms Included: Tomb Raider, Metroid, Kingdom Hearts, Street Fighter, Final Fantasy, Mario, Legend of Zelda, others mentioned idk Shut up, here's my fanfic:
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Summary: Lara is hosting a slumber party at her mansion, but a game of truth or dare might reveal more than expected!
Lara’s Slumber Party by angelgamergirl777
That’s right! I’m gamer AND a girl! blaugh If you like my story please favourite and review!!! heartheart4laugh
I don't own the characters (I wish I did! pirate) but the people who do are amazing! Make sure to play their games. Japan is so cool!!!
Lara Croft made her last few checks to the living room and kitchen, making sure everything was prepared before she excused her butler for the night. This night had been a long time in planning and it needed to be perfect. As she made her way upstairs to her bedroom, she did her best to settle her nerves. Sure she could take on tigers, bears, bad guys and Mother Nature without flinching, but a confession of love? No way! She had nearly cancelled the whole thing twice from nerves. But no, this was going to be the night to confess her love and was determined to go through with it… and have a good time with her friends!
She took a long shower first, lathering the soap generously and letting the water run down her body. When she was clean and dry, she went to stand in her huge walk-in closet; her towel wrapped loosely around her body and inspected all her clothing. There were a lot of clothes meant for serious things; tank tops, shorts, cargo pants. But that wasn’t the mood she was going for tonight.
Lara soon chose a figure hugging emerald green dress that showed off all her assets. It was a bit flashy for a slumber party, but she wanted to make a good first impression and she could always change into a nightie later. She was just putting on a air of strappy gold sandals and gold hoop earrings when the doorbell rang. With her heart fluttering in her chest, she raced downstairs and opened the door.
Yuna and Kairi smiled back at her. The adorable pair were holding hands, both dressed playfully in comfortable looking bunny onesies.
“You look gorgeous! I hope we weren’t supposed to dress up too,” Kairi laughed. “Of course note,” Lara said, kissing them both on the cheek.
Yuna and Kairi had hooked up during Riku and Sora’s wedding two years ago and had been the most love couple of Enixville ever since. They were completely devoted to each other and Lara felt bad for the little twinge of jealousy whenever she thought about it. She quickly invited them inside.
“Wow,” Kairi said looking around in amazement. This was her first visit to Lara’s house and it was huge. The living room was a wonderland of blankets, sleeping bags and pillows. There was even a giant TV! “This is a lot different from my island. Right, Yuna?
Yuna squeezed her lovers hand and put down her things. “It’s lovely.”
Lara laughed and flicked her hair back. She had left it free for a more natural look. “Make yourself at home girls.”
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Zelda soon arrived, looking a little down. Lara tried to ask what was wrong but Zelda only shook her head, so she made a mental note to follow up later. It wouldn’t be right for any of her girls to be sad on this night. Though at least the Hyrule Princess was looking beautiful in a long white dress.
Peach was dropped off by Bowser. The big fellow gave her a kiss on the cheek and promised to take good care of the kids. The princess waved her husband off with a fond smile and explained that she had just filed a restraining order against Mario but he kept breaching it and this was her first night out since the trouble had started. Lara promised to break Mario’s neck if he dared show his face tonight.
Chun Li and Ivy arrived together, already arguing about something. They had been dating on and off for two months now and Lara couldn’t be bothered asking what their status this week was, so she just confiscated Ivy’s sword (no weapons allowed!) and ushered them inside.
That was nearly all of them. Lara bit her lip. She was missing one very important girl. She would come tonight right? She had promised. It was just as Lara was about to despair that there was a rumble that shook the whole house. By the familiar hum, she knew it was a spaceship. After checking her hair breathlessly in the hallway mirror, Lara went to stand by the door until there was a knock. She counted to five and opened it with a beaming smile.
“Samus,” she breathed out the name.
The gorgeous blonde girl stood on the doorstep, one hip elegantly cocked. She was dressed in her usual tight blue suit. “Hey Lara,” Samus said, “you mind if I get changed into something more comfortable first?
“Of course, come on.”
As she led Samur up to her room, Lara wondered if now was the perfect time to confess her feelings. She had been in love with her best friend for so long, it almost seemed impossible to put into words. And what if she was turned down? It would ruin the night for sure! No, she would do it later.
While Samur changed unselfconsciously in front of her, Lara stared at her gun collection on the wall. She could imagine the fabric of the cotton nightie sliding over her friend’s ample curves. It was a worse torture than that time with those men on the island.
“Are you okay?”
Lara was startled out of her thoughts and covered the guilty blush with a grin. “Of course! Now let’s go party!”
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It kicked off with some chatting and eating. They all l relaxed in the kitchen, devouring the feast that had been prepared. Lara wasn’t sure how Peach managed to eat so much. Maybe she was pregnant again? That would be nice. Zelda on the other hand barely ate anything.
After that they had a game of Uno and got 10 minutes into Monopoly before Ivy broke the board. A spirited discussion of what movie they should watch ended with everyone settling on ‘The Notebook’. Everything was going perfectly, but Lara couldn’t seem to relax.
The credits rolled and more talking began.
S: “Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? I thought she was supposed to come tonight?”
L: “Oh, you know how she is. Impossible to find, always on the go.”
Y: “So, how have you been, Zelda?”
Z: “Fine.”
C: “Hey, so guess who I saw together the other night? Date and Dracula!”
K: “No way!”
C: “Yeah, they were having a drink together at that new bar. I would have gone over to say hello but Ryu wanted to move on to the night club.”
I: “Feels like you missed the chance for an epic threesome.”
Y: “How are the kids, Peach?”
P: “Wonderful. They grow up so quickly and Bowser is such a great dad. I hope Daisy and Yoshi have some kids soon too.”
K: “I’d love kids one day.”
Y: “W-would you?”
K: “Of course. How do you feel about that?”
Y: “I think it would be wonderful!”
C: “Aw, you’re both so cute.”
I: “I’m bored, let’s do something else. How about truth or dare?”
There was a murmur of agreement from all the assembled girls.
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Truth or Dare?
They went in a circle, each taking a turn to be asked that question. In the pro9cess, Peach was dared to eat an entire cake (she did it easy!), Yuna gave a startling revelation about what Auron had been like in bed and Chun Li was dared to prank call Sephiroth. Then it came to Zelda (she picked truth!) and Lara could only cringe as Ivy asked the question.
“What the hell is wrong with you today?”
The princess glared and then burst into tears. “It’s Link,” she sobbed as the girls comforted her, “I-I think he’s cheating on me. All he does all day is ride around Hyrule Field and he never comes home at night. When I do ask about it, he won’t even talk to me.”
“I’m sure it’s nothing,” Kairi said patting her hand. “He’d be crazy to do anything to lose you.”
“I’ll kick his a** if he even dares cheat on you,” Samus added. “I’ll do a bit of snooping and let you know what’s going on.”
Zelda wiped her tears away and gave a wobbly smile. “Thank you.” She sniffed. “Okay Lara. Truth or dare?”
Lara blinked with surprise. Love sure was hard, wasn’t it? There could be so much pain and hurt feelings involved. But it was worth it.
“Truth,” she said, leaning forward to whisper in Zelda’s ear.
“Okay,” Zelda said. “Have you ever been in love?”
“I have,” Lara proclaimed and then she reached out, taking Samus’s hand. “I’m in love right now and I want to say it out loud. I won’t hide from my feelings anymore. Samus, I love you.”
Samus looked shocked. She said nothing and Lara started to panic. None of the other girls said a word; they just stared at them with bated breaths.
“Really?” Samus asked finally.
“Yes. I love you more than I’ve loved anyone in the world.” Lara confessed sincerely.
“Well then…”
Samus leaned forward and startled Lara with a kiss.
“I love you too.”
Lara felt like her heart was going to burst from happiness.
The other girls cheered.
This truly had been the most amazing slumber party so far and Lara knew it could only get better from here.
The end!
ATUHOR'S NOSE: I would like to apologize to everyone, especially myself, you, the fans, the characters, the people who made them and my cat.
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:16 am
So long, gay Bowser! Preferences: foot in mouth disease, who farted? Who will this d**k go to?: Me
List of Fandoms Included: Mario & Luigi, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, and friends.
Shut up, here's my fanfic:
It was a peaceful day in Snack Town, as the people went about their lives. The whole town has a food theme to it with strawberry shaped houses, a blueberry basket shaped item shop (that you can't get into until you're level 10, obvs.) which seems to be ruled by a king that looks and dresses very much like a Goomba in a grape costume (with a green crown)!
King Seedless has invited Princess Peach over for their annual pie eating contest and, of course, Peach brings along intrepid Mario and forever alone Luigi. While it's all happiness and festivities, Bowser looks on from his flying, wooden, Koopa infested ship powered by Fire Flowers.
Bowser throws his hands up in disgust from his place at a really large telescope.
"Baaaaw..! ▼ I must have that GREEN CROWN! ▼ That stupid king doesn't know what he's got!"
Kammy Koopa, who has been silently observing Bowser, adjusts her wide rimmed glasses before piping up.
"Your Ferociousness, ▼ Our magikoopas have slaved away all these hours as per your orders."
As it turned out, Bowser had been floating above Snack Town for months and everyone below was too carefree and innocent to notice! The koopas find out that the secret to the Green Crown is that the mysterious green metal has the power to turn Stars into anything they wished! But Stars were people's wishes, hopes, and dreams. If Bowser transformed too many (or all!) the stars, there'd be none left!
MEANWHILE... Somewhere below a clothing/badge shop (that you can't unlock until you do this chapter, so mash that dialogue button!) two mysterious strangers dig themselves out of a hole.
"I told you we were digging out too far!" ▄ "What!? Move over, I can't see! WH-Where are we??" ▄ "I knew we should have just called for backup. Now we're somewhere I've never even seen before." ▄ "We do this every Arceus damned time we enter a dungeon, it's NEVER something we've seen before!" ▄
And so our OTHER pair of adventurers are forced to explore Snack Town and find that this place actually (conveniently and not at all contrived in any way!) carries Gummi candys, apples, and power ups that are compatible for them! So they decide to pack what they can into their inventory as the rest of the outside world is met with a surprise as soon as they exit the building and the event is triggered!
The ground begins to shake! A huge shadow that's shaped exactly like an airship looms over Snack Town.
"What!? What's going on THIS time!?" ▄
In a series of overly dramatic cut scenes, Bowser has found that not only can he steal the Green Grown of Snack Town, but hey...! Princess Peach was here, too! SCORE! Power and a hot date! So Bowser grabs the whole shebang, the King and Princess are quickly whisked away while Mario, Luigi, Skitty, and Eevee are scripted to be helpless and can merely watch on as he flies away. But not before completely blowing holes into every building, leaving smoldering craters in the entire town.
"We can't just go anywhere and enjoy the scenery, can we?" ▄
The two pairs of a adventurers decide it'd be best to join forces and see what they can do, but with a TWIST!
"You can't be serious! You want me to stay with Mr. Greenshirt and help fix the town while YOU go and have all the fun with this other guy, Mr. Redshirt?" ▄ "It's just that there aren't enough buttons on the controller to handle all four of us in combat mode, even Paper Mario had three people at most in turn based attacks. I'm not even sure what two pairs of protagonists would even look like on a tiny screen." ▄ ".... What the hell are you talking about, Eevee...?"▄ "You're right, they'll probably save the dual pairs gimmick for the final boss." ▄ ".... What are you even on??"
And so... Eevee and Mario are out on an action packed adventure full of puzzles that required them to hold as many buttons down at once as possible while moving! Between Eevee's skills and Mario's versatility as a trained combat technician, they gathered badges, accessories, and food items to be strong enough to battle Bowser and win back the king, the crown, and the princess.
Toads from the Toadstool Kingdom were found along the way to help them find places to stay, save, and recharge before they moved on. All the while, Skitty and Luigi formed a lasting friendship and snuck away down Snack Town pipes while everyone was busy to explore a dungeon or two on their own.
ATUHOR'S NOSE: My nose regrets nothing. (I've played too much Paper Mario / Superstar Saga...)
"I told you we were digging out too far!" ▄
"What!? Move over, I can't see! WH-Where are we??" ▄
"I knew we should have just called for backup. Now we're somewhere I've never even seen before." ▄
"We do this every Arceus damned time we enter a dungeon, it's NEVER something we've seen before!" ▄
"We can't just go anywhere and enjoy the scenery, can we?" ▄
