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Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness had FOUR SMASHING PUMPKINS!
And through some unbelievable circumstance, one may belong to YOU.


The Faerie Boy on the left with STARRY HAIR and PLANETARIUM WINGS
is up for grabs in a delightful little contest...TO THE DEATH to music!

His siblings are named Galapogos, Stumbleine, and By Starlight. See a trend?
YES, they are all track titles from Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness!
YOU have to pick a track title from the album for your boy's name too!
AND THEN PARODY THAT TRACK AS A DICKENS SONG. THAT'S ALL.

Your panel of judges will be StarieMichie and Jun D! The criteria is CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS, NERVE, & TALENT!
(Actually it is probably just whichever one we can agree on liking most hotdiggity, so anything goes!)
You have until the 11.59pm PDT 16 March 2014 to submit an entry, so GET TO IT!

Name: Bullet with Butterfly Wings
Entry: From the FAQ:



The world is a trash heap, up in flames
Chemical cocktails, down all the drains
And what did we get, for the pain?
Some weird mutations all over the place

Even though we’re all – the same species, right
We don’t even – look alike

And so you see what is weird is pretty to me
It’s survival of the fittest to a number of different degrees
Some people say what is strange is kind of obscene
But you haven’t lived until you’ve seen the mutants I’ve seen

We’re fairly normal, as far as dicks go
Transparent wings, these things we know
And what do you want?
I’d never change
And what might you be, do you feel the same?

As far as these - things go, I suppose
we’re cool - We lucked oooooout

Weiner Melange can shoot laser beams from her eyes
Transparent mammals like Horns can hypnotize
Bourgeoisie’s face tempts a man to his demise
It isn’t safe to look at Sexy Idris in the eyes.

Beauty standards, what are those?
We use our dead to make our clothes
Ridges, scales, and tentacles, yeah.
Wings and things and missing limbs
Only the best mutated chicks for me

QQ and Prozac wear corpses- they are not ashamed
Caioaqug’s hotness is as unusual as his name
Flashwing’s biocrystals show a beauty that cannot be tamed
Nega’s jagged mouth is so suave- it’s the key to his fame

Mom Mellon Collie’s face and hair and legs and-
Harvey Wallbanger’s mouth and horns and eyes and-
Literally everything about Cha-cha-cha

Hat shaped tumor on that one
Second face looks really fun
Everything on Wilma Fingerdu

[4x]
And I still believe it’s the best time to be alive