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I knew a guy who had a wet dream in the middle of class once.

Just sat there leaning against the wall mumbling and making weird a** noises,
then he woke up asked to go to the bathroom after moaning in his sleep for a
few seconds. He didn't come back to class for a while.

In high school there was this couch that everyone skipped to go have sex on.

The drama club never bothered to move it from behind the curtain so it was
always there. Most of the sex stories you would hear about in school
happened on this thing. I know of at lest two children who were most likely
conceived on it. Anyway, so my buddy and his girl go to the very very back
of the stage where its at behind a curtain only like 6 feet from the wall. So
they're going at it, when he looses his footing and trips, he grabs the curtain
for support when his girlfriend starts screaming and jumps off the couch.

Upon further inspection what once was thought to be a slightly scratchy
convenient sex couch was in fact a couch with at least 10 years worth of
stains on it that had not seen the light of day nor fluorescent tubes in at
least that amount of time.

Word gets out and it's not the sex couch anymore.

A week later that thing was next to the school garbage cans awaiting
pickup. And after all this, for some reason, that I will never understand,
the school bought the drama club another goddamn couch, which they
keep in the exact same place as the old one to this very day.

And the legend continues.

So that's where Kero first experienced the p***s surprised

I'm mad because the joke in the thread was the one I thought of and now I have nothing else to say. Thanks Obama.

Then maybe you should, would make you chill talk2hand