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Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:09 pm

"BOOM BOOM!"

"Colt Cabana"

"BOOM BOOM!"

"Colt Cabana!"

"It's. Colt. Cabana!"

The intro of Colt Cabana's theme song kicked in, as the crowd cheered. 'Boom Boom' by Kid Russ played. Colt Cabana walked out with a black shirt on. On the shirt, it said 'Cabanamania' in a bright yellow font similar to Hulk Hogan's Hulkamania shirt. Colt had a grin on his face as he had huge plans for this promo. Colt Cabana would stand on a knee. Colt would look at his wrist as if it were a watch. With his index and middle fingers, he tapped his wrist. "It's Cabana time!" Colt shouted. Cabana would quickly get up and punch the air, then walk backwards, similar to CM Punk's entrance. The back of his sleeveless shirt would say 'Classic'. Colt turned around and walked facing the ring. Cabana walked down the ramp, high-fiving the fans. Colt was extremely charismatic, mostly everyone cheering him and his optimism. Colt walked up the steel steps, then he got on the top rope. Cabana put his fist in the air and stayed on the top for 5 seconds. Colt jumped off and walked to the center of the ring. Colt was handed a microphone. Colt began his speech, a speech that would either make him or break him. "Total.. Nonstop.. Wrestling.. Federation... arrrreeeee yooooouuuuuu READYYY~?!" The crowd would give him a pop. "Tonight's the night that TNWF changes. It evolves, if you may. Tonight none of us will be the same AGAIN! Everyone who has a smartphone, mark this very date on your virtual calender, because this night marks the birth of something so great, so awesome that no one, and I mean NO ONE will ever forget. Something unseen. Today dies an era, so another can be born. How you see wrestling, it will change. How you watch TNWF, that will change too. If I could define this new era with only one word... I can't, because NO words can do this extraordinary era justice! It is simply undescribable. This new era brings you the pinnacle of sports entertainment, this era is basically the messiah that will save the wrestling world. Undoubtedly the biggest, the best, and the most astonishing era to ever arrive!! No era, no, not even the Attitude era, can compare to this new era! It's so epic and inevitable. It's every wrestling fan's dream come true! Men and women, young and old will watch every TNWF show, pay-per-view, live event, you name it! And it's all because of this era I, Colt Cabana, am speaking of. This era is the era of... can I get a drum roll please?"

*drum roll*

IT'S...

THE....

ERA OOOOOOF......

CABANAMANIA!!!

The crowd gave Colt a HUGE pop as he ripped off his sleeveless shirt, Hogan style. "What'cha gonna do?!.. when Colt Cabana runs wild on TNWF?! The most charismatic, talented, gifted wrestler in the whole damn world has spoken! TNWF Universe, you haven't seen anything yet! Colt Cabana IS TNWF!" Colt said before dropping the microphone. Colt taunted then got out of the ring. He high-fived fans on his way up the ramp. The crowd was wild, they seemed untamed as Colt had let out a pretty awesome promo.

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:34 pm

Before Colt Cabana could leave the ring, JBL's theme song, Longhorn, would hit on the PA system and the crowd began to boo as they turned their attention to the stage. Out from the Gorilla Position came John "Bradshaw" Layfield. His attire was a bit different today, as his button up shirt's sleeves were rolled up, and he had no suit jacket on. His cowboy hat lied on top of his precious head, and a frown came across his face. Bradshaw had a microphone in his hand and waited on top of the stage as his theme faded. The Wrestling God began to speak in his usual, golden Texas accent.
"What..in the hell..was that?" He began as the crowd bood. "Was that even a promo? A three year old can regurgitate a bowl of Alphabet soup and it would make more sense than the garbage you just spit into the face of all this poor, innocent souls. I wouldn't even torture these people as much as you just did, and I don't even like any of them! Cabana you may think you've been in this industry for a while but that's just too damn bad. There are superstars back there trying to make a name for themselves for over a year and you think you can rocket to the top of the chain in one day? THAT IS AN INSULT TO ME AND EVERY SINGLE TNWF SUPERSTAR OR DIVA WHO HAS EVER STEPPED FOOT IN THAT RING! Colt, I suggest you go back and sit in your locker room and wait for the slightest opportunity that may come your way rather than coming out here and portraying something you are not. And while you're at it why don't you sit down and write a couple original catchphrases, rather than stealing Hulk Hogan's. You might be trying to make a name for yourself but try doing it in a less disrespectful manner. As far as you and I are concerned, I doubt you'll ever be in my league, I doubt you'll ever have the great opportunity to step into the ring with John Bradshaw Layfield, THE WRESTLING GOD! So get out of my ring right now and stop acting like you're the face of this damn company when you're not even worth the paper your contract is written on." Bradshaw would adjust his right shirt sleeve as he lowered down his microphone.
[this promo pertains to both ic & ooc thoughts]

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Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:54 pm

Colt would only laugh and giggle at JBL's words, he would look at the crowd and grin. "Are you done? Because it seems to me, SOMEONE's a bit jealous. I believe his name goes by John Bradshaw Layfield. Jealous he can't work up a crowd like the 'Classic' Colt Cabana can! By seeing the expression of these people's faces, the only boring one here is you!" Colt pointed at JBL, the crowd cheering. "Now let me tell ya something, 'pardner', you must be dumber than you already look! In the depths of your shallow, smaller than a pea brain of yours, you KNOW that Colt Cabana is better than YOU, that he has a level of charisma and talent far beyond yours! Levels unseen in the TNWF, until now. But you're too stubborn, too stubborn to accept the FACTS and face reality. You're too busy riding limousines, wearing cowboy hats and hunting illegal immigrants to actually improve your in-ring skills. Now, I'm no brown nose, John, but I have to admit your skills are good, they're impressive... for a rich snob like yourself! Maybe, just MAYBE, compared to other fat, lazy, talentless, 40 year old has-beens, you're a wrestling God; but compared to Colt Cabana, you're merely a peasent jobber!" The crowd cheered after he answered JBL. The insult trading was getting more tense, the crowd enjoying these two men running their mouths.

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:10 pm

JBL let off his billion dollar smile at Colt after he was done with his little insults. Bradshaw once again rose his microphone near his mouth to speak. "Cute. Very cute. I've been there, I've been called fat, old, a snob, a greedy b*****d, hell I've even been called a disgrace to the World Heavyweight Championship. Nothing that you can say offends me Colt, nothing. You can call me and say whatever you want but it won't hide the facts from me. The facts are that I am a Legend in this business, in this company. The facts are that I am going to face the TNWF champion only a month before WrestleMania, for the title. The facts are that you haven't even been booked in a match, yet you think you're the greatest competitor to walk into TWNF. You don't have to run through my many accolades to know that I am better than you. You have not proven that you're good until you can say that you've beaten a man like CM Punk, a man like Kurt Angle, a man like Shawn Michaels, a man like myself. You can't say you're good until you've headlined WrestleMania in the World Heavyweight Title Match in front of hundreds of thousands of people live. I'm not jealous of you Colt, because I am better than you." Bradshaw's smile had faded during his speaking, he was not eying down Cabana with a stone hard look on his face.

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Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:40 pm

Colt would have a surprised face. "Wow... Ladies and Gentlemen, for the first time in his CAREER, JBL has FINALLY given us a promo that isn't fully stale! Round of applause, round of applause!" Colt Cabana would clap for JBL, the crowd clapping as well. Colt would pause for a bit, look at the crowd for a few seconds, thinking. Colt looked at John. "You're right, JBL. I'm not a #1 contender, I'm not the TNWF champion. Hell, I haven't even had a match here. But there's something you said... what was it? Ah, if I recall, you said I haven't beaten the likes of Kurt Angle, CM Punk, Shawn Michaels. JBL, you must be deaf or something, because in my debut promo, I CLEARLY said CM Punk and I began our careers together as The Second City Saints. Hell, I don't think you remember because you were too busy snorting 'sugar' with Ron 'Faarooq' Simmons or offering your protection services to cowards during your career's prime! So, you're bragging about facing Punk to Colt Cabana? Are you serious, or are you retarded?! I kicked Punk's a** during the indies, I can kick his a** today, no questions asked! So JBL, what you consider 'impressive' doesn't really impress me. You will never, and I mean EEEEVVVEER, impress Colt Cabana! JBL, all you're doing is embarassing yourself. Don't waste The Best IN The World's time. If you're so better than Colt Cabana, which you're absolutely NOT, why did come down here? Your intellect keeps on diminishing by the second." Colt's phone rang. "Hold on, JBL, I have a call." Colt would accept the call, staring at JBL while calling. Colt would lower the phone then put his microphone up. "Hey, JBL, the Special Olympics called, they said they wanted their top performer back on the track! If I were you, I'd go back to the place where your skills are ACTUALLY appreciated!" Colt said, the crowd laughing.

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:55 pm

"You said one key word in that whole promo, Colt, the indies. You beat Punk in the indies, what 8 plus years ago? So what? I beat CM Punk just three weeks ago. You can't compare to me. Simple as that. Let that sink into your thick skull for a few weeks." JBL would lower his microphone as his theme song played through the arena and the crowd continued to their boos. JBL had fun trying to get an actual good sentence out of Colt, to bad he didn't get one. Bradshaw would loosen his tie as he eyed down Cabana. He would drop the microphone down to the stage floor and turn around, walking straight the curtains into the backstage area. He had felt like he wasted his time giving his lecture through Colt. JBL knew he'd be watching Colt in every dark match for a while..

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Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:11 pm

"Is that a yes or a no?" When JBL's music hit, Colt would throw his phone aside and would get on the second rope. "Hey, hold on. Cut the music." The music was cut. "Are you serious, JBL? Is this it? JBL, these people PAY to enter, and this is what they get?! You waltz out here, interrupt my history-making speech and spit out crappy, half stale, uncharismatic promos just to be outperformed by 'Classic' Colt Cabana?! Is this all you got? The Great Khali can give me a better promo than you! Hell, Punk must have gotten worse since the indies, because he sure lost to a dumb son of a bi[censored]!" The whole crowd cheered Cabana after verbally burying JBL. Colt taunted, his music played before the segment went off-air. Off-air, Colt exited through the crowd, high-fiving his fans as he left.

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