This is the abandoned mine shaft, dear listeners, where unfortunate, rebellious citizens and those who eat wheat and wheat by-products are taken and housed, most often
indefinitely. It has very nice accommodations inside, or so I'm told. I've never actually been inside, but really, what would the Sheriff's Secret Police have to gain from treating their prisoners like...well, prisoners? Really, Night Vale, we are not
Steeeeeeeeeve Carlsbuuuuuuuurg. We understand the difference between hospitality and brutal, inescapable, bone crushing,
necessary lawfulness. Of
course we do.
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