Hello Hello Hello~, pick a lane and grab your shoes! (Which, I hope you remembered your shoes size cause that line is getting long again)
I wouldn't use lane 5 for we are still having problems the vast underground city that lies beneath the pin retrieval area of lane 5 and its malevolent citizens, whose army marches on and wages war against Night Vale.
They have come to a peaceable agreement in which the Bowling Alley has been expanded to include miniaturized bowling lanes, arcade games, and laser tag rooms, all at discounted prices.
However the other lanes are fine!
Don't forget take a trip to the snack bar and try out the beer and wings! The voice of Night Vale, our own Cecil Baldwin claims they are excellent!
