Welcome to the Roast Post!
I, Armin (Amstrong) Arlet, am your host for this comedy-gold post!
You may be asking...
What is a roast?
Roasts are intended to insult someone but not in an offensive way. Instead, the insults are meant to be comedic or hilarious.
Though it is a roast, I encourage...
- Bad Jokes
- Puns
- Dirty Jokes
and etc.
Example (Given by the lovely Tipsy Delight):
Marco loves half and half milk.
Example by me:
Armin: "Eren, why do you have loose pants?"
Eren: "Cause if I change, it'll Titan!"
(Omfg, this is such a bad joke.)
The omfg comment is INCLUDED within the post, with parenthesis.
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Rules of the Roast:
1. Keep it intermediate. Dirty jokes are hilarious, but don't be a sailor.
2. If you are highly insulted by a post, please do not report the post. Contact me and I will evaluate whether it's not ok or you're just butthurt. cheese_whine
3. I will not tolerate highly racial or religiously insulting jokes.
Good Joke: Marco is Freckled Jesus.
Bad Joke: ****
4. I encourage image jokes from Towns or drawn yourself. If it belongs to someone else, please credit them.
5. Please reply to a post if it is a comeback joke. Do not post or reply if is not a comeback joke. Otherwise, unrelated posts will be deleted, even with laughs like LOLOLOLOL. This is an exception if you were to put it within the same post WITH PARENTHESIS OR BRAKETS. So do this:
Example:
GOOD REPLY
{Post by Randomstranger101} Eren: "Yo Levi, how short are you? Shortstack."
REPLY
{Post by Trollhazard207} Levi: "Not as short as your ochinchin." [OOOOOOOOOH.]
BAD REPLY:
Jean: "Hey Armin, what's with the bowl cut?"
REPLY
Armin: "I dunno. It's bowlin!"
ARMIN - POST
Hahahahaha. My jokes are so bad, whatever.
6. Keep it friendly! Don't argue over a comedy-based topic.
7. You can use whatever character you want. It's not an RP.
8. Have a hilarious Youtube video? Post it here! Just put a parenthesis/bracket if you want to make a comment about it.
9. If I send you a PM titled "ROAST", don't be scared. I'll just explain if I wish to change something with your post or I have any concerns over it.
10. Have fun!
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Questions:
I will add questions when someone asks me something that may concern you.
