"Well now... no one's here."Losing his patron shortly after leaving the house, Ansonii back tracked to his tower where he held his creation, and donned on his alter ego to head to the bridge. After all, the son of Sutaku would not be caught dead prattling around to such meager summons.
"Huh, well that's certainly annoying.""What's certainly annoying... your faaAAAaaace!""Uuugh..."With that, his alter ego's compatriot made his purple stuffed presence known. Looking around to see if there was anyone, ANYONE else to talk to he would have.
"Why did I even create you, you jabbering buffoon.""I know you are, but what am I?""No more, I feel my brain cells committing mass suicide.""Sheesh, rough crowd. Guess they must REALLY not like you huh?""I kicked puppies in a past life for a living didn't I?""GASP! You diiiid!? What a jerk, call the guards! Guards, GUARDS!! There's a puppy kicker over here please come help us quickly! Wait,wait,wait,wait,wait, hey Bronze-steam, what's a puppy?"With a deep sigh, he started to tap his large and heavier metallic sounding foot. Waiting, as he always was, smarter you were the faster you were really.
"Uuuh, Bronze-steam...what are we waiting for exactly?""A mercy smiting from the gods above...""Oh... too bad that won't happen to you because you kicked puppies.""I think I may just break down and start crying now.""Wow, what a baby... Good thing I'm your friend, I can toughen you up."Ansonii under the guise of his metal automaton, just hung his head wearily.
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