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 Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:06 am
i grab the hachet and leves the school llooking up and down the streets to see if i can find those little pigs find someone fliping me off and i run over there out of contral and wack chop hes head went flying sees another person throws the hachet at him hits him in the face went looking for the hachet found it in a tree s**t its stuck
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:16 am
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:16 am
pirate ninja burning_eyes
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:04 pm
Moon comes out from behind the tree and looks at the axe so bloody and lovely to bad he's got to go and kill some body. He takes it to the mall going on a killing spree the only thing 1/2 off is your head baby. He drives the axe threw the register and takes all the cash then poof like magic he's out is a flash
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:17 pm
B.A.N, Magesto, Whatever you call me, im fresh. I take they axe, and cut my ******** chest. Blood starts dripping from the sky, and burn until im high. WHY? I take my axe, and walk across the street. Start killing drunk old bums i think it's kinda neat. Walk into your school with a bomb-strapped vest. I hit that big red button, and i blow up all the rest.
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:09 pm
a flaming axe floating threw the sky
i was sleeping in class but thats what caught my eye
i smile n flop out of my chair my legs are asleep
thats when the windows blew out fire rolled in over my head with its heat
ahhh is all i could say when i looked out the window
a pair of boots sinched in the center of a red scribble
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:07 pm
I found the axe
it was planted in someones back
So i grabbed it then
and thats where my story begins
something took control of me
unlocking the demon inside
the axe musta been the key
as the demon wings sprouted i cried in ecstasy
I flew down and found a hoochie
told her "I wanna ******** your coochie"
so she pulled down her pants
and thats where I split her with the axe
thats when he came, i saw the presidents limo
looked down from the sky and knew it was a bingo
broke right through the moonlight window
and mr bush screamed "ahhhhhhhhh nooooooo"
I told him to shut the ******** up
your gonna get cut up
so take it like a man
the best that you can
and i slashed his ******** face
that ******** disgrace
and coverd the limo in a new coat of paint
a paint coat of bloody taint.
((not the best, but *shrugs* oh well))
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:33 pm
GRABS THE AXE RUNNIN DOWN THE STREET TO THE NEAREST HIGH SCHOOL AND KILLIN ALL THE LITTLE FRESHMEN BITCHES INSIDE! THEN PULLIN A NINJA OUTTTA DER(HALLS ON ILLUSION BITCHES) THEN WIATIN TIL NIGHTFALL TO GO TO THE NURSERY DOWNTOWN AND CHOPING UP KIDDIES AS THE BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN! AND GOIN TOWARDS A KIDDIE SLAUGHTER!!!! twisted twisted AND SEIN LANCASTER IN HIS SLEEP AND STARTS CHOPPING AWAY LIKE IM AT THE CARNIVAL!!!!....................BOOGIE WOOGIES UNDER YOUR BED!(CHOP)
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:34 am
chillin under the bed and snatches the axe and makes a mad dash outside where i do some of my mad ninja skills in the air to escape the blonde peanut butter ruling tiger and land on the other side of the street.
and then snatch up the candy from some veeeerrrryyyyyy lost trick-r-treaters and chill with mr.rotten treats until i see a ninja comin down the street and i toss it up in the air
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:26 pm
I was the only one there, but that still didn't stop me
Grabbed the hatchet lit a match it made things hot, see?
Dropping bitches like a playa in the whore house
Popul' dropped some percent like the blouse of Minnie
Mouse through the streets so the Oink-Fuzz couldn't see me
Yo I said ******** it, lopped off the nugget of a cop and
I could tell he dug it, it was buried in his melon
Fiery like a can of aerosol 'cause I'm gellin
A richie stood nearby, I could tell he would rat
Splat went his head, sliced through and that's that
I bathed in his blood, nut in his esophagus
I yelled "WHO'S NEXT?", for a Jugga' and the next s**t
((If it seems off, just listen to the Paper Planes instrumental by MIA. It's to that beat))
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:31 pm
now its my turn i got the axe in my hand
cuttin up piggies all through the land
now I see a richie grand ma an i throw her off a dam
i pulled a ninja and landed in the street
stood up and stuck out my hand passing the axe to the next hatchetman
(I cant ryme rite now)
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XXDark_Karny_KlipXX rolled 2 10-sided dice:
6, 4
Total: 10 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:05 am
I grab the axe and run down the street, choppin up all the little kiddies that i see. Piggys start chasin me as i run through the mall, choppin up all the b***h a** haters i saw. After a while of having my fun, i see the next ninja to carry off the axe.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:42 pm
XxDaRk_KarNy_KliPxX I grab the axe and run down the street, choppin up all the little kiddies that i see. Piggys start chasin me as i run through the mall, choppin up all the b***h a** haters i saw. After a while of having my fun, i see the next ninja to carry off the axe. -takes the ax and runs up behind the mayer that was in the mall looking for a gift for his wife. chops his body while making a beat. smashes his head laughs evily and runs from the fatty piggys that was chacing her now. runs outside and tosses the ax to the next lo or lette-
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