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                  Millions of the TNWF fans were seated behind the barricade. Nothing was going on at the time, they had been waiting for the next segment to start as they sat there on their a** eating their popcorn. Waiting ... watching ... hoping. Little did they know, a man of great stature had been standing behind the curtains waiting for his limelight. The man who was in charge of the events had walked up to this man, he walked up to the man and he told him "Hey Ander--" he was interrupted by this man "Yeah yeah yeah, I've got it." The man put the curtains to the side, almost popping its rings off. The man walked through. The arena had darkened and the man made his way down the ramp inside of the ring.The man looked at the crowd with a smirk on his face, he faced the ceiling which dropped a silver microphone down onto the palm of his hands. The man put the microphone closely near his lips so everyone in the crowd could hear him loud and clear. Some of the people knew who this man was, some were totally confused on who this man was. The man spoke loud and clearly "Ohhhhhhhhh ho ho hoooooo man, It's been awhile... It's been awhile since I've been in this ring, but I'm baaaack! Finally right? Ya know I've been sitting at home, reading your twitters, your facebooks, your e-mails. I know all of you people have missed me. And quite frankly .. I miss myself too. But you might be wondering, you might be just wondering .. Hey! "Why are you here?" ... well I came home after working my a** off in a independent wrestling company I got a phone call. *rrriiing riiiing riiing riiing* And as usual I picked it up to hear the sound of, your very own, Hunter Hearst Helmsley's voice. He told me .. "Hey buddy, eh, It's been awhile. But I'm glad to inform you that you could your job back at TNWF. I mean, we might not be on the best of terms, but I'm seeing the talent in you and everything. I see that you've got that potential not like you used to. We're going to pop off the training wheels and I'm just gonna let you be you. So what do you say? C'mon now?" And what did I do? I said ... WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT AN ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHING 230 POUNDS AND one quarter pound ...... HE HAILS FROM GREEN BAY WIS CAWN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINUUUH! *ahem* MIIIII-- ............ MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER ANDERSON wait for it ... wait for it ... ANDERSON!" Anderson closed his eyes with the microphone still near his lips .. had his head up at the ceiling still.. just embracing the air going through his body. The crowd went apeshit crazy after hearing that Mr. Anderson had returned to the presence of the TNWF Universe. Anderson let go of the microphone which was later then hooked back up, it had disappeared whilst going up towards the ceiling. The lights dimmed back to normal lights and the blue spotlight went away. Anderson slid outside of the ring and went backstage after making that remarkable debut into the TNWF.