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I'm Chrono, and periodically I'll be presenting you two (or more competitors) who will fight to the death, the winner will be determined through hard facts, research to bring you the best results possible, to show that without a shadow of a doubt on who will win the fight.

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The Number Three vs Kal
Arguably two of the 'darkest' competitors that the G-Fed Universe
Three, a demon inhabiting the body of a heavily tattooed circus performer
Kal, an Emo child inhabiting the body of one of the many various Undertaker clones.


The Number Three
Hailing from Seattle, Washington
Coming in at 6'5" weighing in at 260lbs
Three is a mastermind at manipulation, torture, and the hardcore style.
Armed with various weapons, and his combination of Lilith and Isis his succubi.
Three is a dominating force, his moves contain the Blackout, the Death trap and the Demon's breath among a few.
Three's ultimate weakness seems to be cookies..

Kal
Hailing from Cleveland, Ohio
Coming in at 6'5' weighing in 275lbs
Kal has the uncanny ability to instantly take what he's seen on TV that's big, and make it his own as far as special moves go.
(as long as it 'looks cool')
His uncanny ability to take any gimmick he's portraying and instantly turn it into a heavily watered down, heavily horrifically overrated generic version of Undertaker is second to none.
Kal's ultimate weakness is well.. Everything..



Both competitors have similar body types, Three maybe mischievous and brutal, but Kal must be short for 'Kal-el' because he has the uncanny ability to achieve Superman esque levels of no selling..
However, as anyone knows Superman is vulnerable to magic and kryptonite..
Three doesn't have Kryptonite but he does have some magical tricks up his sleeve.

Experience
Three's first match seems to be around 2010-2011, not much experience but he's had numerous high profile matches and achieved many great things faster than most people.
Around three (pun not intended) years of experience

Kal's first match seems to be around 2003-2004, one of the first g-fedders if you can believe it, and he's still lurking in the shadows listening to horrible music somewhere. He's had around 9-10 years of experience




Enjoying an eventful evening backstage, Three was busy getting a shoulder rub from Isis, while Lilith fed him cookies.
Perfectly content in his feeding despite the horrific emo music he could hear in the background.
Lilth however dropped a cookie in an attempt to plug her ears from the noise.
The delicious treat rolled off of Three and landed on the ground still rolling.
'My Cookie!' the demon yelled as he chased after it, only to hear a CRUNCH..

The demon was mortified that his cookie was crushed. Looking up he saw the one responsible for crushing the cookie. Kal
"You Dare!' the demon roared in anger, as Kal merely smirked.
The demon punched Kal in the chest, but he merely puffed his chest out as if not feeling a thing.
Three continuously punched Kal everywhere, resorting to kicking, biting, n****e pinching, low blowing.. But Kal stood there not feeling a thing.
Iris and Lilith started handing Three random weapons like a lead pipe, a board, a rubber chicken. All proved worthless against the 'Might' of Kal who merely stood there laughing.

Kal seemingly bored with Three's assault, shoved the demon aside as Three tripped over the random weapons he used prior.
Jumping up in the air and seemingly flying, because 'apparently Kal can do that' The Undertaker wannabe started spinning rapidly as he was going to
do a 450 splash onto the Demon.
Three however reached into his trunks and threw dust into Kal's eyes obscuring his vision.
Kal with no sense of direction crashed into the ground breaking his neck killing him instantly.

Three got up, dusted himself off. Confused at the events that transpired, however decided that setting fire to Kal's body was a good idea did so.
Lilith, Isis and Three sat in a group circle making smores over the burning flesh of Kal..

KO



Obviously Three is a better all around competitor than Kal, and quite honestly Kal had absolutely no chance of winning this fight.
It was written like this to make a pun at how Kal 'no-sells' everything and the only force on earth that can stop him is himself.
Three's resourcefulness, and his bag of tricks were able to win because let's face it. 'Superman is vulnerable to magic'
The winner of this match is The Number Three



Flying and Deathcore