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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 7:34 pm
Garland wishes he could say that he lives in a luxurious four-bedroom condo with a large balcony overlooking the ocean, but he's poor, and bad with money, so he has to make do with a pretty crappy studio apartment. Sure, it's decorated pretty nicely (he can't have something so embarrassing he can't bring ladies over!) but if you look closely, sections of the wallpaper have peeled off, the cabinet and bathroom doors don't quite fit their frames, and when flushing the toilet you have to turn on the kitchen sink, otherwise the tank won't refill. Also, don't actually put anything heavy on the wall shelves because they'll fall off, and when Garland folds out his couch into a bed, he has to move his dining table out of the way BUT GENERALLY IT'S OKAY. It's just temporary anyway.
Residents Garland Smoot
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Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:41 am
 It was storming pretty hard by the time Garland fumbled for his key, so soaked that his tennis shoes were dripping onto the hallway carpet. He hadn't remembered it being that bad when he was out in it, but to be fair, he was still so elated by everything that very little was actually processing. She had said she loved his towels. That was the first time a pretty girl had told him that she liked his anything, except for one time in the sixth grade when Emily Gordon had told him that she liked his curly hair (which then fell past his chin, since he was afraid of the barber) and his feminine face because it made him look like a princess. But this was the first time that didn't infringe on his sense of masculinity, at least!
"It's... It's really no problem," he tried to choke out as suavely as possible, jerking the front door open and holding it open for Angela to pass through. "This storm is starting to look pretty legit serious," he added as he glanced at the window. It rattled a bit in the wind, but didn't look too close to breaking -- but then again, he was from the middle of the United States, he didn't know a lot about hurricanes. "There's not much here, but, err, make yourself at home," he gestured to the room, the only tour he'd need to give. "Y'know what they say, soo ka-sa is mee ka-sa," he frowned, feeling like he got that wrong. With a quick shrug, he returned to standing uselessly in the doorway. There was a very light drip drip drip sound -- what was it? Was there a leak? Oh wait, it was him. "Oh, right! Towels!" he exclaimed, hurrying over to the bathroom. The door didn't quite close all the way, so it flew open with him, as he chanted softly "Towels towels towels towels... towels!" He let out a triumphant cry as he snatched them off a precariously attached shelf above the toilet, thanking his luck that he had just done laundry -- hopefully she wouldn't notice the bleach stains. Returning from the bathroom (it was a short journey), Garland wrapped one towel around his head like a shawl, and held the other out to Angela with the wide grin of a retriever holding a stick. "Towel!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:11 pm
"Yes, I rather gathered it was 'legit serious' when it nearly blew me to Oz," Angela joked, taking the towel as she stepped into the apartment and shut the door. She pulled her hair loose from its messy and sodden bun, and started to carefully dry it off as she she looked around. Garland's place looked, well, like a young bachelor lived there alone, really. But at least it was dry. And not windy. "Thanks," she told him, trying to sop up all the excess water as she stood in the little tile area near the door. "And thank you for letting me take cover here for a while. I hope I'm not imposing too much." She gave him an amused smile as he botched a well known saying, grinning at him from under the edge of the towel draped over her head. The storm had been making her feel a bit cranky but now that she was in the relative safety covered by four walls, a roof and a dry towel (well...not quite dry anymore), she was in a bit of a better mood. "I'll...try to remember that, um, my house is your house," she told him, amused. As she left off drying her hair, Angela leaned against the door and half bent over to pull off her boots and soaked socks. Her poor little feet had shriveled into mutant foot-prunes and since she didn't think she was leaving for a while (at least not until there was a lull in the storm), she was not going to be walking around Garland's apartment with her feet being all cold and squishy. She dropped the boots to the side of the door, draping the striped socks over them to dry out a bit. Glancing down at the soaked, well, everything else, she let out a panicked squeak and quickly pulled the towel off her head and wrapped it around her shoulders. She was never leaving the house without an umbrella again. "Ah, as much as I hate to impose further--would you, by any chance, have a place I dry my shirt?" The apartment was pretty small but he might have a dryer stowed away in a closet somewhere or something. People got pretty clever with ways to hide that sort of thing. She glanced outside as a clap of thunder sounded loud enough to compete with the wind for rattling the windows. " Does it always get like this at this time of year?" she asked, peering out into the weather. "It's getting rather intense out there, isn't it?"
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Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:30 pm
 This is all felt so surreal, standing in his own apartment, an apartment that he had never shown to anyone else before, with a pretty girl who was soaked head to toe. Had he been watching this happen to someone else, he would have simply marveled at how awesome the situation was, but now that he was in the middle of it all, he was sort of just overwhelmed. Once he had handed over the towel, he fell rather quiet, watching Angela with wide eyes. To be perfectly honest, he hadn't really heard much of what she had said -- he did manage to catch the word 'blew' -- as most of his attention had gone to his guest. He swallowed hard as she pulled off her shoes; it was getting kind of stuffy in there, wasn't it? For a moment, he wondered if he should open a window, but then he remembered, yeah, the storm. Hahah. He began to pat his head absentmindedly through the towel, his hair already beginning to regain some of its fluff, but he still stared at Angela as if in a daze. Slowly, he was beginning to come back to earth, and he finally made sense of what she was saying. "Your shirt?" he repeated, his throat feeling strangely dry again. A place... not on her? Like somewhere else? Away from her person? He gawked at that question, until thunder boomed loudly and knocked him out of his daze completely.
"A place to dry, a place to dry..." he mumbled, turning in circles where he stood. There wasn't much space to spread out clothing, or hang anything up to dry. He didn't have a dryer either, since he just used the laundry facilities in the apartment building, and... He furrowed his brow, thinking about this a lot harder than he probably needed to. He just didn't to say no and risk offending her. "I have... a hair dryer...?" he offered slowly. Yes, yes! Maybe that could work! "I could hang it up in the bathroom, blow it dry?" Yes! That was a great idea! Before she could say anything, he dove into the bathroom, yanking the cheap blow dryer from the wall and trotting back to her, holding it above his head like some sort of trophy. "Or you can! Unless you wanna sit or something. You can do whatever, whatever." This host thing was hard!
Finally, her comment on the weather had clicked and he shifted gears a little bit. "It's a pretty legit storm, yeah. I've never seen anything like it," he commented as he held out the hair dryer for Angela to take, or whatever. "I wonder if it'll happen again next year?" If his luck was anything next year like it was this year, he certainly hoped so!
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Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 11:27 pm
Angela watched Garland turn in circles, trying to hold in the laugh. He was a bit of a dolt but...not really in a bad way. She took the hair dryer, though it wasn't really what she'd been hoping for. But beggers couldn't be choosers and she was loitering in his apartment so she wasn't going to be ungrateful--he was trying to help her out, which was pretty nice of him in the first place. "If it does, I hope I'll be better prepared for it than I was this time around. It rains in England but we don't usually get storms like this. It's nice--but only when I'm looking at it from inside somewhere warm" She looked down at the hair dryer in her hand, then around Garland's place, before looking at him again. "You know, you're really nice for letting me hide out here, and for lending me a towel and lending me a hair dryer. I will definitely return to the favor--maybe buy you a drink sometime? So...um...as much as I hate to impose more, really...do you have a shirt I could possibly borrow while I dry mine out a bit?"Angela gave him what she hoped was a cute smile. "Maybe? This will definitely be my last request. Promise."
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Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:17 am
 Garland broke into a goofy smile as she seemed to accept his idea. He couldn't wait until he could sit down and write in his journal about what a great day this had been...! England... She was from England? That explained so much! Like her accent. He had been trying to place it all day, and the only thing he could think of was Cajun, but British made so much more sense! "Dude, England, sweet," he remarked with a nod of approval. So it was their first hurricane? Hahah, they were both like... hurricane virgins! ...Garland prayed he would never say 'hurricane virgin' out loud.
He had begun to speak more naturally, but of course Angela did another thing that threw him completely off. "Drinks! Yeah! Now?" he reacted immediately. "Wait, hurricane... Dah-doy," he ran his hand through his fluffy hair. "You want... a shirt?" he questioned. "My shirt? I don't have any chick shirts, so..." All of a sudden he turned pink and he gave a shaky nod. "Yeah, yeah, okay, shirt, gotcha," he scratched the back of his head and went to the closet, opening it cautiously so that nothing would fall on his head. He rooted through the clothing, trying to find a shirt that was clean, and with no holes, or stains, or incriminating designs... He eventually found a blue polo shirt, and he gave it a few good shakes before holding it out to Angela. She was shorter than him, so it was probably a bit long, but Garland was a skinny guy, so width-wise, it was too large. "You can make any requests you want," he said, oddly seriously.
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Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:03 pm
"Your shirt is fine, thank you," Angela said, still amused by Garland's odd behavior. "And, I'll remember that," she told him, shooting him a smile as she headed for a small room she could see just enough of to know it was the bathroom. "I'm going to just...go...change. In here."She grinned slightly as she stepped inside the bathroom and shut the door. Except that it didn't seem to quite shut properly. She did her best to sort of wedge it as close to shut as she could, before retreating across the room. She set her towel, and the hair dryer down so she could pull her soaked shirt over her head. For the time being, she just dropped it in the sink so she could wrap the towel around her clammy skin. Wringing out the shirt as much as she could, Angela draped it over the side of the sink and let the towel drop to the floor so she could pull Garland's shirt over her head. She wriggled her way into it and, for a moment, contemplated doffing her trousers too--but she dismissed the idea immediately. If she'd been at home, yes. But she supposed she should keep her clothes on while at a stranger's apartment. He might get the wrong idea, otherwise. Once she was decent again, Angela scooped the towel off the floor and stepped out of the bathroom. She'd let some of the water drain out of the shirt, then go at it with the hair dryer later. It would probably be more efficient that way. "So, Garland, if you've not seen a storm like this before, does it mean you haven't lived here long?"
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Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 6:20 am
 Had Christmas come early? Was Garland dreaming? Was a pretty girl really in his bathroom, changing into his shirt? His shirt? One that he had worn before, something that once had touched his own skin and was now touching a girl's-- He had turned beet red without even realizing it, and it was all he could do not to run frantic laps around the apartment to burn off the sheer awesome-itude. "Take your time!" he called to her, keeping his eyes firmly on the ceiling, because he knew that the door wouldn't close all the way and maybe even the slightest glance could open it enough to catch a glimpse, but he wasn't a pervert or anything so he was gonna stand there and stare at the ceiling instead. His voice cracked a little bit as he spoke, resisting the urge to add take your girl-like, sexy time to his comment.
When she emerged from the bathroom, Garland nearly keeled over. Never before had he seen anyone other than himself wearing his clothes, and it was so wonderfully bizarre and intimate, he almost didn't know what to do with himself. Sure, he could acknowledge the fact that if it were a guy wearing his shirt it would be totes different, but it didn't make it any less awesome! Besides, she had called him by his name, without the slightest tone of irony in her voice. Had he met his soulmate or what? "Yup, this is my first summer," he boasted proudly once his brain had resumed operations, pounding his fist against his chest once. "Moved here at the start of the year. This is my first Atlantic Ocean storm, tbh," he continued, saying the acronym for 'to be honest' as 'tee-bee-eich'. Why he was so proud of this fact, he didn't know. "What about you? You been here long? Obviously not too long, with that super sweet accent, but, like, you know what I mean." He hoped that she did, because he certainly didn't.
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Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 9:28 pm
"You must have arrived around a few months before we did, then" Angela said. "My father and I, I mean. We arrived this summer. Well, it was supposed to be just me but he apparently tagged along after me without my knowing until I disembarked and turned around for one last look at the boat and...there he was. But I try to pretend he doesn't exist."
"Difficult to do since he bloody well bought the place where I work," she added under her breath. She gave him a slightly perplexed look at his remark about the Atlantic storm because, well, he'd just said something rather odd and she actually wasn't sure what it was meant to be. Some sort of weird American thing maybe? (At least, she thought he was American). Teebeeich. Definitely American slang for something. "I'm not the one with the accent," she teased, taking a peek outside, before going to sit on his sofa. "It's you and everyone else that talks funny. Oh--do you mind if I sit?" She didn't think he would because, really, he was being quite obliging about, well, everything. So she sort of didn't wait for him to answer before she pulled her knees up to her chest, curling her feet over the edge of the sofa so she could try to massage the cold out of them. "We used to get bloody awful storms back home but not all that often. So I've always really loved them. Anyway, where you from then? You already know more about me than I know about you so come on, time to cough up some information." She patted the sofa next to her. It was kind of silly to do it since it was his apartment anyway, and he could sit wherever he wanted. But she sort of got the feeling he probably wouldn't have sat there without her invitation, even though there really wasn't really another place to sit unless he wanted to pull up a chair from the kitchen table.
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Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:46 pm
She stalled the owls inside the hallway just outside the apartment of Garland Smoot. Chrysanthemum entered the room with a snort as she saw just how disturbingly.. trivial it was. She would have appreciated if the mortal had at least cleaned up some before having such an honored guest as her over! Still, Chrysanthemum wasn't expecting anything out of this boy – at all. She had watched him stride around with the right mindset, but when it came to action? He didn't even seize opportunity as it presented itself! How did he expect to have anything if he wouldn't even be willing to take an attractive, bombshell blonde tied up and asking for 'assistance'?! Not to mention an attractive girl in need of a shirt trapped within this very apartment! She rolled her eyes as she dove into her pocket and tossed a handful of quarters, dimes, and nickels on the mortal as he slept. She watched to see if perhaps some of it had went into an open mouth and, maybe, he would be dead and she could harvest his remains for fertilizer for something more useful, like a berry bush. But, pity, she didn't have time to wait forever, so she left to her sleigh to move on in her work.
[Disregard Paradox, lovely lovely people. owo ]
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:36 am
 Garland automatically tensed up at the word 'father'. Oh no, was he gonna get beaten up by some dad because he lent Angela a shirt? That's what happened on TV, right? The dad on the sitcom got mad at the guy who felt up his daughter -- not that he'd felt up Angela, he wouldn't dare, but it was essentially the same thing. ...right? "Haha, weird," he managed to choke out, glancing nervously at the tiny kitchen window as if to find Angela's dad watching them disapprovingly. Of course, there was anyone there, it wasn't like her father was some sort of magical being or something.
Tearing his eyes away from the window, he looked at her dumbly as she continued on about accents. He'd never really thought about it before, the fact that his accent could be considered 'funny'. Whoa, she was kind of blowing his mind right now. "Oh, yeah, totally, sit, yeah, sit," he stumbled, wrapping his towel around his neck and rubbing the end of it against his nose. He stood awkwardly as she continued. He wasn't really sure how someone could love weather like this, but... Well, she seemed to be having the easier time of it, so maybe that was why.
She asked where he was from, and his stomach lurched. "It's not as cool as England... I'm from Iowa," he said almost bashfully, turning pink. What a dumb state to be from, he wouldn't be surprised if she wanted nothing to do with some kid from Iowa. "There's really not a whole bunch to talk... about... uhh..." He noticed she was patting on the sofa. Gesturing for him to sit down? Next to her? On the sofa? That was also technically his bed? "Uhh..." He forgot was he was saying. All of a sudden, a large gust of wind hit the window, rattling the glass so hard it sounded as if it was on the verge of shattering. The loud noise startled Garland so much that he jumped nearly a foot in the air, and let out a distinctly girlish scream. "I'm sorry!" he cried, though to whom he did not know. Angela's magical dad? Angela? Ahh, he didn't know, he just knew he was embarrassed. "Right, your shirt," he said hurriedly as his pulse returned to a normal speed, "I'll go dry your shirt," he mumbled before disappearing into the bathroom.
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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:50 pm
Angela watched in amusement as Garland continued to flail and yelp and generally give off rampant underdog vibes. "Pfft." She laughed slightly as he ran to "dry her shirt," wondering if she should be offended that he didn't seem to wan to sit next to her. Angela only sat there for a few moments before realizing the wind and rain had suddenly let up quite a lot. She padded to the window quietly, peering outside. Maybe they were in the eye of the storm or something? If that was the case, she really needed to head out quickly. She went to her bag, which was still swimming in water, and pulled out her sodden sketch book. There was dry page lurking near the middle, and she used that to scrawl her number and address along with a quick note that said "you still owe me dinner. =P" Angela dropped that on the coffee table and went to get her shoes on before peeking into the bathroom. The door didn't shut properly anyway. "Garland. The storm seems to have calmed down," she told him, stepping inside with a grimace as her shoes squished loudly. "I think I'm going to have a bash at getting home before it starts up again otherwise my dad's likely to have the bloody royal navy out searching for me--and that's just going to be annoying."
"I, um, I'll stop back by for my shirt sometime. Maybe you can tell me about Iowa since I've never been to the states. You know, unless you don't want to." She stepped to him and, gripping his shoulder to steady herself, went up on her toes to kiss his cheek. It was mostly to annoy him...or freak him out, depending why he was trying to avoid her. Or maybe some weird maternal instincts were just kicking in. It was hard to say. " Thanks and all that."
"My number's on the table!" she called as she started out. "Give me a ring sometime, yeah?" She grabbed her things and headed out quickly, breaking into a run as soon as she stepped outside. With luck, she'd get home before the clouds dumped more rain on her head and soaked Garland's shirt through, too. [Flees to her house]
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