Cartwright
The camera fades-in to show Cartwright backstage, who receives a mixed reaction from the fans. He is wearing his wrestling gear as his EWA debut match is about to begin. He appears to be writing on a card, but no writing can be seen from the camera's angle. Cartwright stops writing on the card and looks up at the camera.
Cartwright: "Oh hello, I didn't see you there Mr. Cameraman. I bet you want to know why I am writing a card out before my important match against a proven and credible EWA wrestler such as Major Devastation. Well I heard our World Champions words earlier in the night and thought I would show him a gesture of gratitude and to tell him how I feel about what he said with this..."
Cartwright shows the front of the card to the camera. It simply reads, 'With deepest sympathy'. The crowd begins to boo.
Cartwright: "....I haven't been able to finish writing the card in time, so I guess I'll just read out to you what I have so far and finish it with the beautiful words that I speak from my mouth."
Cartwright clears his throat loudly.
Cartwright: "Dear Future Ex-World Champion, my heart goes out to you during this difficult time. Please accept my condolences, as we think about the end of your career, when I retire you and finally win the one title that has eluded me....the EWA World Championship."
The crowd boos loudly as Cartwright does his best to keep a straight face.
Cartwright: "Landry, I would like to thank you. For everything that you have done for wrestling....and everything that you are about to do for me. I find the timing of this announcement quite interesting indeed. I understand. You have your life finally back together. You are the happiest you have ever been. You might as well retire on a high. You will soon enough have the honour and the privilege of retiring to me and then you can ride-off into the sunset."
The boos get louder and louder as Cartwright talks.
Cartwright: "Hmm, that was everything that I was going to write. Now get that camera out of my face you butt muppet, it's time for me to find out what all the fuss is about with this EWA."
Cartwright throws the card at the camera lens and marches-off as the camera fades-out.
Cartwright: "Oh hello, I didn't see you there Mr. Cameraman. I bet you want to know why I am writing a card out before my important match against a proven and credible EWA wrestler such as Major Devastation. Well I heard our World Champions words earlier in the night and thought I would show him a gesture of gratitude and to tell him how I feel about what he said with this..."
Cartwright shows the front of the card to the camera. It simply reads, 'With deepest sympathy'. The crowd begins to boo.
Cartwright: "....I haven't been able to finish writing the card in time, so I guess I'll just read out to you what I have so far and finish it with the beautiful words that I speak from my mouth."
Cartwright clears his throat loudly.
Cartwright: "Dear Future Ex-World Champion, my heart goes out to you during this difficult time. Please accept my condolences, as we think about the end of your career, when I retire you and finally win the one title that has eluded me....the EWA World Championship."
The crowd boos loudly as Cartwright does his best to keep a straight face.
Cartwright: "Landry, I would like to thank you. For everything that you have done for wrestling....and everything that you are about to do for me. I find the timing of this announcement quite interesting indeed. I understand. You have your life finally back together. You are the happiest you have ever been. You might as well retire on a high. You will soon enough have the honour and the privilege of retiring to me and then you can ride-off into the sunset."
The boos get louder and louder as Cartwright talks.
Cartwright: "Hmm, that was everything that I was going to write. Now get that camera out of my face you butt muppet, it's time for me to find out what all the fuss is about with this EWA."
Cartwright throws the card at the camera lens and marches-off as the camera fades-out.
24/02/13 Cartwright's Training Video
Cartwright
The camera fades-in to show Cartwright, who is standing outside a building. He is in his full wrestling gear and the public who are walking in and out of the building are staring, wondering what is going on.
Cartwright: "Welcome ladies and....well just the ladies are welcome around me...to my video diary of how I am preparing for the biggest World Championship match of my entire career against the legit best in the world, Mike Landry! I'm standing outside the world famous Gold's Gym in Texas! This gym is visited by the likes of Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Rock and Tiger Woods! Now, Cartwright joins that illustrious list! Follow me!"
The camera skips ahead to show Cartwright running on a treadmill. Next he is shown using a skipping rope. This is quickly followed with Cartwright lifting weights.
Cartwright: "As you can see, my training regime is extremely tough! Even Arnie and The Rock would be extremely impressed with what I can do here! I dunno about Tiger, I think he does a different type of workout when he goes to the gym! Anyway, the best is yet to come! Follow me to the MMA class, which I am teaching! You see I am a very well-rounded individual! I can brawl, I can fly and I can also make you tap-out in seconds! MMA has taught me many submission moves over my career and it will be such a joy to spread my knowledge and teach the next generation how to be as great as me!"
Cartwright is shown in a open room standing on a gym mat. In-front of him are a group of children who are sitting cross-legged on the mat.
Cartwright: "Welcome brats to my first Mixed Martial Arts class! Obviously word has got around that I will be the next EWA World Champion and you all wish to learn from the best! Well you losers have all come to the right man! Now you'll never reach my level, because nobody is at my level, but you are all starting young so at least you can aspire to be near my level!"
Cartwright looks around at his class, who all look so very excited to be there.
Cartwright: "I need to know what level you are all at. What have you perfected? Or more likely what haven't you perfected? Who knows a move? Whether it be a rear naked choke or an arm bar..."
A kid puts his hand up enthusiastically.
Kid: "I know the ankle lock."
Cartwright looks surprised and impressed with the kid.
Cartwright: "So you know the ankle lock do you?! Well let's find out! Try it on me! Let's see what you've got!"
Cartwright lies down on his front. The kid walks over, grabs Cartwright's left ankle and tries to twist it.
Cartwright: "Is that all you've got? What a wimp you are! Can't you twist any harder than that? This is so embarrassing for you! Here, let me show you how this is done!"
Cartwright gets up and pushes the kid on to the mat. He grabs the kids ankle and twists it with all of his power.
Cartwright: "I will break this ankle if I have to! Just to teach you how to do it right! You should be thanking me!"
The kid is screaming in pain and crying. His classmates look worried.
Cartwright: "Quit whining! If you can feel it, tap-out! Give-up like a loser would! Say uncle! Call your momma! Tell me I'm the man! Worship your future World Champion!"
The crying kid instantly taps-out. Cartwright is shown making another kid tap-out to an arm bar and another with a figure four leg lock.
Cartwright: "Well class I am very disappointed in you all. None of you have shown me anything that could possibly make you come close to my level. You all have a lot to work on. That's enough for today. I hope that my lesson has been eye-opening."
Cartwright heads off-camera as the kids are shown on the mat nursing their injuries. One is loudly shouting, "MY LEG!" as the camera fades-out.
Cartwright: "Welcome ladies and....well just the ladies are welcome around me...to my video diary of how I am preparing for the biggest World Championship match of my entire career against the legit best in the world, Mike Landry! I'm standing outside the world famous Gold's Gym in Texas! This gym is visited by the likes of Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Rock and Tiger Woods! Now, Cartwright joins that illustrious list! Follow me!"
The camera skips ahead to show Cartwright running on a treadmill. Next he is shown using a skipping rope. This is quickly followed with Cartwright lifting weights.
Cartwright: "As you can see, my training regime is extremely tough! Even Arnie and The Rock would be extremely impressed with what I can do here! I dunno about Tiger, I think he does a different type of workout when he goes to the gym! Anyway, the best is yet to come! Follow me to the MMA class, which I am teaching! You see I am a very well-rounded individual! I can brawl, I can fly and I can also make you tap-out in seconds! MMA has taught me many submission moves over my career and it will be such a joy to spread my knowledge and teach the next generation how to be as great as me!"
Cartwright is shown in a open room standing on a gym mat. In-front of him are a group of children who are sitting cross-legged on the mat.
Cartwright: "Welcome brats to my first Mixed Martial Arts class! Obviously word has got around that I will be the next EWA World Champion and you all wish to learn from the best! Well you losers have all come to the right man! Now you'll never reach my level, because nobody is at my level, but you are all starting young so at least you can aspire to be near my level!"
Cartwright looks around at his class, who all look so very excited to be there.
Cartwright: "I need to know what level you are all at. What have you perfected? Or more likely what haven't you perfected? Who knows a move? Whether it be a rear naked choke or an arm bar..."
A kid puts his hand up enthusiastically.
Kid: "I know the ankle lock."
Cartwright looks surprised and impressed with the kid.
Cartwright: "So you know the ankle lock do you?! Well let's find out! Try it on me! Let's see what you've got!"
Cartwright lies down on his front. The kid walks over, grabs Cartwright's left ankle and tries to twist it.
Cartwright: "Is that all you've got? What a wimp you are! Can't you twist any harder than that? This is so embarrassing for you! Here, let me show you how this is done!"
Cartwright gets up and pushes the kid on to the mat. He grabs the kids ankle and twists it with all of his power.
Cartwright: "I will break this ankle if I have to! Just to teach you how to do it right! You should be thanking me!"
The kid is screaming in pain and crying. His classmates look worried.
Cartwright: "Quit whining! If you can feel it, tap-out! Give-up like a loser would! Say uncle! Call your momma! Tell me I'm the man! Worship your future World Champion!"
The crying kid instantly taps-out. Cartwright is shown making another kid tap-out to an arm bar and another with a figure four leg lock.
Cartwright: "Well class I am very disappointed in you all. None of you have shown me anything that could possibly make you come close to my level. You all have a lot to work on. That's enough for today. I hope that my lesson has been eye-opening."
Cartwright heads off-camera as the kids are shown on the mat nursing their injuries. One is loudly shouting, "MY LEG!" as the camera fades-out.
