We're both such magnificient liars.[
Telling my darling mother I need a new pair of glasses.
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She thinks I have two fully functioning pairs.
Truthfully, one pair I dropped in the canal today and the other pair...
The other pair, well... The thingy part which goes on your ear snapped off and I tried to fix it with none other then super glue, which I subsequently got on the lenses aaaaaand, tried to scrape off with a scissors. Not the brightest idea I've ever gotten, - "I know, I'll use a scissors to scratch the glue of the glass, that'll work perfectly!!1123!!dxd!!"
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So, how to get new glasses... Without letting my mother know that something happened to the other pairs.
Going to be difficult work!
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]So crush me baby, I'm all ears...
