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Around eleven last night, I posted this to tumblr:
"Things all of you need to know right now:

Stephadoo says the nicest things about everyone. They’ve gone through most every character on Doctor Who and was nice about all of them. They’re a very nice person and you should all love them. I wish I were that nice.

Apparently the words are a “tiding” of magpies, a “murder” of crows, and a “flight” of margaritas.

If I use the phrase “I am not drunk” three times in one sitting, it is not necessarily true that I am.

Nor is it if I start singing the Venusian lullaby.

Or if I start to fall out of my seat.

If all three of these things happen in a sitting, you can ask.

This lemon grass cuticle cream tastes a lot like one of the margaritas I had.

I am not drunk."
This is pretty much a perfect description of what happens when I drink. And all of which happened in a half hour period following the aforementioned flight of margaritas.

And this morning, I had the worst hangover I have yet experienced. The highlight was really walking up to my brother and muting his computer rather than saying "Good morning."

"A good night and a terrible morning" is precisely what it was.
I've done similar things while drunk, only it was my friends rather than a stuffed animal.

Providing that I am cognizant while typing, I can type pretty well. I'll at least correct myself if I notice I don't spell something right.

When I've blacked out... yeahhhh... different story.

So jells. I get annoyed about spending more than five minutes on a post and go do other stuff. 'Cause I got things I can do and I'm not doing any of them. lol

I wonder how much it takes to black out..... I've met a person who could still function after a bottle of Bacardi.

Tequila is retardo, screw that. My brother DOMINATES himself with Tequila. He's actually a good reason I try my best to completely stay away from alcohol. That and my other bro went to court for headbutting some kid. I DONNO THE REASON BUT... PRETTY SURE IT WASN'T JUSTIFIED AT ALL.

I'll drink to loosen up, but I never drink to get drunk. emotion_c8 I also try to stay away from court, as much as my family apparently loves it there, I try to leave them with all of that fun!.... can't seem to escape it though... apparently I need to be phoenix wright at next court date. I just wanna stay home, I have nothing to do with it. Leave me beeeee! crying

Yeahhhh... I know one person who drinks alone, that can never be good... he's my brothers friend. The one that drinks tequila. Go figure.

I don't have a problem with drinking at all. I just don't like the thought of being unable to control myself. If you can't control yourself and you put yourself in that environment with a bunch of people in the same boat than, well... s**t happens. rofl I'm the person who keeps an eye on everyone else and makes sure they aren't going to kill themselves. I'm also a designated driver. *two thumbs up*

From my experience alcohol just seems to put people (at least the ones that I know) in real dark places... Hmmm, the reason they drink is because they have a total and blatant disregard for their own lives. Uhhh, I care about mine, and I don't drown in my sorrow.

I thought about it, seemed fun at first but they aren't the right people to get drunk with. When people are putting their beer glasses under/inside electrical lights, slurring their words to the point of retardation, and making loud pointless noises I just don't want to be a part of it at all really. xd It scares the s**t out of me almost to a point of paranoia. At that point in time i'm a lifeguard making sure they don't drown in a sea of alcohol and by that point I am not having any fun at all.