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[Substitution Fight] Bin-Bin-Woozy versus ?????

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Who will win?!
Bin-Bin-Woozy. [Haelstrom]
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?????????? [Legion_of_Nazareth]
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Haelikor


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:51 pm


Vintrict
Oh fine, you can be BBW. Your next opponent is Legion_of_Nazareth. Ahehehe. Ahehehe.


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The arena itself, which actually sits below ground level, spans two hundred feet in diameter with walls twenty feet high before the stands begin. The floor of the arena is sprinkled with just enough sand to cover up the stones beneath, but not enough to be significantly detrimental to footing or traction. Gates at the northern and southern end lead into the arena, through which contenders will enter upon being summoned from their quarters in order to compete in the designated match. The platform is risen only four feet off the ground. The stone is tough and is made to withstand superhuman matches. Though there will be cracks and such to show damage, it is a resilient platform that cannot be destroyed with ease. The ring itself covers a span of seventy-five feet in diameter within the two-hundred span of the whole fighting arena within the seating area (this includes out of bounds).

Out of Bounds: The ground between the platform and the wall of the stands is out of bounds, which naturally starts the ten count. Touching the stands is also out of bounds. If the platform somehow ends up getting chunked somewhere to reveal ground, that exposed ground still becomes time out.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:59 pm


"Hr...mphhh... mmmm MMmmm M M M MM M M M EHERAGKGLBBBBLBLLEE" Cried out fighter Bin-Bin-Woozy, vomiting furiously all over the arena floor. He was a large fighter. Round tummy, tuffed-back poofball hair, various flasks and gourds hanging off his hilt. Still, the bearded, tall fighter's most distinct quality..

"Wheresh mi' opponit- oh gods... Oh GODSSShhMRMRRMLRLBLBLBLBLBLEE" ..was his vomit. It flung across the arena floor, coating much of it in green, pale, sickly chicken chunks and various ales. The smell appalled the crowd.

"Mrmrmhhhrherrrr.." Grunted [BBW], wiping his chin on one tan sleeve. Where was that young'yun opponent of his.. he had a few choice words for 'im. Mmmhmm.


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[LEGION SYSTEM]

Yes, Bin-Bin-Woozy had a unique means of combat depicted as unbeatable by over seventy ancient masters of the Asian martial arts. It consisted of unnatural, near endless torrents of vomit that piled out of his gut. It flew through the air and soared, bubbling with stomach acid, as it utterly doused the opponent - often in turn making them vomit, until the ring had devolved into a mere bin of vomit. Ideal fighting conditions for BBW.

However, this is no mere aftermath of a Saturday Night gone wrong.

He had complete mastery of his vomit, able to throw up on demand and guiding it into projectiles of vomit. Burst vomit, machine gun rapid-fire vomit, streams of vomit, vomit breath, vomit waves, vomit balls, vomit pillars; he could pole vault himself with vomit, launch himself airborne with vomit, vomit down his opponent's agape throat and fill it.

Yes.. it was the final, most deadly assassination technique of a forgotten age. And he, [Bin-Bin-Woozy], was its master. Any man foolish enough to try and stop it.. would be washed away in the tides.

"I feel it's pretty balanced. But make sure he can't swim in it. That'd be a little crazy." ---Vintrict, a tactical genius and several year veteran.


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Haelikor


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:06 pm


Legion_of_Nazareth
PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:56 pm


Arc wasnt precisely sure why he had been called back to the arena as he stepped out of the shadow of his entry gate. But when he arrived within, he decided very promptly that he wished he had not. Before him stood a monstrosity and not necessarily in the physical sense. What awaited seemed to be a man, albeit a man one could easily mistake for some sort of mutant pig. In the time it had taken Arc to move from the first aid tents to the arena, the man had spewn filth all over the place. Vomit covered large areas of the arena, and by the smell of it the man had consumed more than a healthy amount of alcohol before coming to this, match? I guess you would call it a match. Arc wasnt sure why he was in another fight before the beginning of round two, and he didnt care, he chose instead to finish this as quickly as possible. Arc would circle the arena for a moment finding a clear patch of ground in which to find his footing on the inside of the arena.

The man's proclivities aside, and his hygiene irrelevant for the moment Arc took what he knew and considered the possibilities. His mind settled on the first possibility, and his right hand went to the katana on his left side. Settling there he turned the right side of his body towards his opponent slightly and gathered himself. This was an unfortunate fight, in large part because the previous fight had left several patches of blackened skin upon the half angel, places where he had been touched with cold so intense it instantly killed the surface skin cells of his body. In addition to that, the fight was so recent, that one of his most potent spells was still regaining energy for its next casting. Gritting his teeth and breathing through his mouth to counteract much of the smell Arc narrowed his eyes upon the pool of filth his opponent was currently standing in.

There was so much vaporous alcohol in the area that a fire spell would probably ignite the large majority of the platform, an interesting proposition given Arc's current mood. Deep breaths in through his mouth and out through his nose controlled the young swordsmans biometrics. Fury shaped and sharpened gathered within his mind steeling his will and obliterating his unwillingness to be exposed to this filth. His left hand rose to his cowl pulling it up over his mouth as something of a filter.

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Haelikor


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:21 pm


Bin-Bin-Woozy's eyes narrowed as his opponent appeared. Taking in a rhaspy, alcoholic breath -- the man wheezed "You... I .. remember you.."
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Bin-Bin-Woozy, age 7, watched helplessly while vomiting, as a psychotic sword-wielding man slashed away at his parents. "Huhhuhuhu! Die, vomit-smelling fools!" No matter how much he threw up, it did nothing; the man continued slashing, his parents' screams echoing out.

On his back was a sick little child, laughing with demented qualities. "Huhuhuh.." Arc, age 7, giggled. He was a sadist, and so this pleased him in a variety of ways.

"Goodbye, boy! Grow up and hate me, so you can get stronger and provide me with a challenge. Huhuhuhuhu!" Arc's father guffawed, walking off as Bin-Bin-Woozy fell to his knees.

Those bastards...!

Those bastards!

THOSE BASTARDS.


"Hggbnnn...! You sick sodomite! I'll send you outta thish'here tourney, IN PIECES."

And then the fight began in earnest.

Woozy vomited furiously, omnidirectional. It was a horrifying and downright disgusting sight, leaving much of the audience horrified and ill to their stomachs. When he finished, a small patch in the vomit-sphere allowed him vision-- as he began to walk towards Arc.


[Circles of Vomit]

A deadly technique, the user encases themselves in a mobile shield of vomit, various food chunks floating through it. Most melee attacks striking it simply slide off. However, more discerning is "what" is in the vomit -- for this particular variant was the many spicy peppers Bin-Bin had feasted upon the night before.

Therefore, multiplied 700 fold by his stomach acid, this vomit-o-sphere would burn to the touch, amplifying wound damage to the point of maddening the poor victims suffering its touch.


Step, step, step, step -- towards the swordsman, BIN-BIN-WOOZY stomped with purpose.

He would get revenge!
PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:38 pm


Arc spun his katana out, a flash in the sunlight the only tell as it seemed to appear in his right hand held forward. His opponent would stomp forward closing to within striking distance surrounded by a sphere of his own vomit. Alcohol coated the floor of the arena as he stomped through his own vomit, and Arc tipped the blade down and forward tip to the ground blade up and forward facing. Blue gold eyes flashed at the abomination which approached before him and the flash of pent up magical energy ignited as a fire behind his eyes one more inhaled breath through his mouth, the acidic fumes in the arena burning his throat and he exhaled this time using that exhalation to speak a single trigger word.

"Kaji"

As the word left his lips magic flared to life around him flowing down his arm and into the hand wielding his katana. White fire exploded from the blade, hot enough to instantly ignite the alcohol fumed across the arena, starting with an area five feet in front of him. Starting as a pool of fire at Arc's feet, he would use his opponent ability against him. That pool would spread like a wild fire across every vomit covered inch of the arena.

unfortunately if any alcohol remained in his system as he vomited his shield his shield would catch fire as well generating enough heat to cause his own vomit to boil, and to cook him within it if he did not escape the sphere of his own creation. If on the other hand it did not ignite, the heat would agitate the acids in the puke shield and cause it splash too and fro, including inward with the potential of causing acidic burns on the mans skin.

The man had said something about remembering Arc, a doubtful occurrence considering to the best of his knowledge he had never met such a disgusting creature. His father still lived, and his mother still plied her arts as a sword smith. At any rate that piece of the puzzle didnt matter much to Arc as his primary focus now would be on his opponent.

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Haelikor


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:55 pm


To a fool, this may have been of concern.

Bin-Bin-Woozy merely grinned arrogantly beneath his [CIRCLES OF VOMIT.] Several times in the past, his foes had lit his alcoholic pallet aflame. Indeed, it was the "obvious" choice, the simple option. Bin-Bin-Woozy however, was a master strategist; he exploited the common! ABUSED THE SIMPLE.

"Hgn!?" [BBW] frowned, as indeed, his shield lit aflame. The vomit boiled furiously. Soon, if Bin-Bin didn't escape, he would be cooked for dinner -- bits of vomit matter "popping" and scolding him though he stayed stalwart for it.

"...hm. I've waited for revenge for years. Yew' think a small thing'likey FIRE would stops me?" Inhaling his vodka soaked breath quite deep, the man's lungs expanded. Yes. It was time.

"ENTRAILS OF DESPAIR"

[Entrails of Despair]

To claim Bin-Bin-Woozy was the master of his own vomit was no small boast. Vomit was to him, like water to a water elemental. To that end, controlling his vomit with well-aimed VOMIT TENDRILS could maneuver masses of the semi-solid substance around with relative ease.

Many a "clever" fighter have fallen to this.


The shield plopped apart, the back unwrapping -- before it all was propelled by a beam of the man's own throw-up, blasting onward and picking up the flaming pools on the arena ground.

All of the vomit Arc had lit aflame, now boiling hot, was surging at him like a tidal wave. Indeed, it was like a land flood, of vomit.

"Yer' poppy wash an ashhole.. prepare to DIE." [BBW] bellowed between disgusting throngs of regurgitation.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:07 pm


Arc smiled and almost literally fell backward right off the edge of the platform, any view of him was obstructed by the man's own attack now a fiery ball of regurgitated spray. As he fell backwards he sheathed his katana preparing for the next engagement.

To all the world, except those behind Arc in the stands, the swordsman would appear to have been struck down by the fiery spray of fluids. Especially to his opponent who could only assume that Arc had been entirely consumed by the acidic fiery sphere of bodily disgust.

Arc was counting on the man arrogance to make him turn his back and raise his arms in victorious celebration, or his curiosity to cause him to come look over the edge of the ring. That way he could strike with speed, viciousness, and surprise in either circumstance.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:36 am


To a fool, this may have been of praise. Obvious victory. Arc had been annihilated under a veil of vomit, ceasing to exist.

Bin-Bin-Woozy merely grinned arrogantly, shaking his head. "Laddy laddy laddy... yer' fans betray yeh.." And it was true - the crowd was roaring for the fight to commence. Woozy may have been born with an eerily over-reactive stomach but he hadn't Bin born yesterday.

Hunching over on both legs, Bin-Bin-Woozy hiccuped.. burped... and then..

VOMITED.

Vomited in a constant stream, his cheeks elongating before surging with vomit between his chapped purple lips. The last sounds Arc would hear, would be free-flowing ... "water" upon the edge of the platform overhangs. An attempt at combatant's guile had doomed Arc to be drowned, buried, and coated in free-running vomit.

Meanwhile, Bin-Bin-Woozy soon found himself...weakened. Crumpling to his knees in anguish, the brave warrior realized all too late the flaw in his abilities. He'd lived up to the term 'puke your guts out'. Here, a lung. There, his liver. His internal organs displayed before him would be the last sight the brave man would ever see as he slumped to the ground. Leaving this world just like how he entered it.

A fate all true warriors stride for.
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