*Spits!*
I spit in the face, of people who don't want to be cool.
*The titantron shows Carlito spitting in the face of some uncool old person. Carlito comes out of the back, laughing and walking cockily down to the ring. He tossed an Apple up and down, and took a bite as he steped inside the ring. He didn't spit it, however, he accually ATE the apple. Carltio asked for a mic and brought it up to his mouth. He took in the boos and nodded. After the boos settled a little bit, he spoke.*
Carlito: So The Blue Meanie want's his kitty back? He wants Mister Spinker back? Well that isn't going to happen.
*He made some fake sobs, just like the Blue Meanie did earlier.*
Carlito: *Pulls out a kitty from his fro.* This, my friends, is Applesauce! Not Mister Spinker! *Places him on head.*
So This cat is the only thing that made that Fat, blue, peice of jello's life worth living? Then maybe he will sink into depression, and leave me and Applsauce alone. He should just go back to Dalas, the fattest City in the world. He belongs there, he would feel likehe's finally home.
Alot of people have been asking me, "Why would I steal Blue Meanies kitty?", well I have an answer for you. The Blue Meanie doesn't deserve to be happy! Not only did he insult my choice of hairstyle, but he then makes this whole thing public? Now I have to fight him at wrestlemania?!
That's. Not. Cool...
*The crowd boos as Carltio pets Applesauce, and heads back into the locker rooms.*
End of promo.
