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Every 10 Minuetes, once this thread gets some press, I'll make up a new 'What if?' Question to answer. I'll read through all the answers, and choose my favorite. That person gets 100g.

What If? Number 1

What if Ian was voted guilty, and was put in a jail cell with a Man named Martha?

if ian was trapped with a man named martha...


...it would be alot like his relationship with sasha rofl

He would find out that Martha is a schizophrenic who is trying to host a reality TV show and sell home accesories and magazines from prison. Ian will assume that schizophrenia is contagious, and, by the placebo effect, start thinking that he is Donald Trump and fire Martha, who then commits suicide. "Donald" then continues investing in stocks and casinos and stuff until he's put into an asylum, and finds out his actual identity. He realizes that he has $20.8 billion of debt, and has a mental breakdown with lots of unidentified chemical imbalances. Nobody knows exactly what happened afterwards. But the cat told an exaggerated version of the story on 60 Minutes and gained international sympathy. But mostly for the debt he inheirited.