It was a fine day in Vocalonia. Everyone was doing their daily activities; Singing, Dancing, Writing, everything was just fine.
One day Rin-chan walked up to Miku-chan and asked "Miku-chan, I think there is an earthquake on the way!"
"Oh Rin-chan you are just worrying too much from watching the scary news" said Miku-chan while giggling.
Rin-chan just went away and kicked a rock.
A few hours later, the ground started shaking. Miku-chan started to worry about what Rin-chan said. Maybe there actually was an EARTHQUAKE coming for Vocalonia...
Meiko-san started to run in fear down the hills. As Miku-chan looked at her running in the distance, a large dark purple object started rolling down too.
Meiko-san could not run away from it and was crushed to a bloody pile of gore.
It was a Covenant Wraith.
Two men climbed out of the giant vehicle.
Miku-chan was paralyzed by fear and asked "W-w-w-who are you?" in a whiny tone.
"My name is Corporal Flynn Taggart of the UAC. I have literally KILLED hell and I will kill you ALL the same way!"
"I am Master Chief Petty Officer, John-117 of the UNSC. I am also a savior of humanity, I fought an entire Galactic empire of religious zealots called the Covenant Alliance so you wimps are going to be a piece of cake."
They charged towards Miku-chan and took her inside the Wraith to put her to sleep.
They blasted at the buildings, leaving none inside them alive. They then encountered Gordon Freeman who was smashing the brains out of KAITO with his signature crowbar. There was a loud scream of "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and Luka-san came rushing towards them in anger after seeing what they did to KAITO. She tried punching Gordon but to no avail. She broke her fist and fell down on the ground. Flynn picked her up and threw her at the wall and shot her with the Super Shotgun in the head three times.
They went outside the building where Gordon was and saw Kagamine Len and Rin-chan sitting scared in a corner. Master Chief took out his Gravity Hammer and smashed them as they cried out their last seconds of life.
Ratchet then showed up and greeted the heroes. He joined them in their massacre due to VOCALOID taking his series popularity.
Ratchet then led the heroes to a hideout where Kaai Yuki-chan, Ring Suzune-chan and Piko-san were hiding.
"Let's give those moe-moe weeaboo attractors their most painful day of their life..." said Freeman in a sinister tone.
On arrival, Sam Stone caught up with the heroes and wished to join as he supposed he could find Mental, the most evil guy in the universe at this place.
They broke down the door to the house where Kaai Yuki-chan, Ring Suzune-chan and Piko-san were supposed to be hiding. Ring-chan suddenly shot Sam in his left arm with a taser gun. It didn't affect him much. Yuki-chan felt something hard and oily down her throat (no not a **** you dumb *****). "This will hurt a little, you dumb loli piece of ****" said Flynn as he pressed the ON button on his chainsaw. Yuki-chan's entire mouth and throat had been mutilated by Flynn's trusty chainsaw. Teeth were scattered all over while she cried her last tears as Sam shoved a Serious-Bomb down her throat and detonated it.
Every VOCALOID in the room were transformed into a red pool of blood and gore.
Our heroes stepped outside and saw Calne Ca-sama.
"YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DESTROY US, OUR TOWN OR OUR MUSIC!" Ca-sama screamed and tried to stomp all heroes down. They jumped away and Flynn shot Ca-chan with the BFG-9000 while Sam detonated another Serious Bomb, John-117 fired his Rocket Launcher, Ratchet blasted his RYNO and Supernova but to no avail. Ca-sama was not hurt at all by the blasts.
"I LIVE!!!" someone shouted. It was the "Heavy Weapons Guy". "YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO TOUCH MIGHTY SASHA AGAIN! YOU WEAK JAPS!!"
He was glowing with a red tone as he fired at Ca-sama's face. She was of cource, not hurt at all.
Everyone charged at Ca-sama. She shook off Ratchet and the Heavy Weapons Guy but everyone else made it into her body.
Inside, they found her brain and planted LOTS of bombs in it. They jumped out of her nose as the bombs detonated.
Ca-sama dropped to the ground as the heroes went back into Master Chief's Wraith. They drove home and tied Miku-chan up to a pole where they tortured her day and night for GREAT JUSTICE!
THE END
One day Rin-chan walked up to Miku-chan and asked "Miku-chan, I think there is an earthquake on the way!"
"Oh Rin-chan you are just worrying too much from watching the scary news" said Miku-chan while giggling.
Rin-chan just went away and kicked a rock.
A few hours later, the ground started shaking. Miku-chan started to worry about what Rin-chan said. Maybe there actually was an EARTHQUAKE coming for Vocalonia...
Meiko-san started to run in fear down the hills. As Miku-chan looked at her running in the distance, a large dark purple object started rolling down too.
Meiko-san could not run away from it and was crushed to a bloody pile of gore.
It was a Covenant Wraith.
Two men climbed out of the giant vehicle.
Miku-chan was paralyzed by fear and asked "W-w-w-who are you?" in a whiny tone.
"My name is Corporal Flynn Taggart of the UAC. I have literally KILLED hell and I will kill you ALL the same way!"
"I am Master Chief Petty Officer, John-117 of the UNSC. I am also a savior of humanity, I fought an entire Galactic empire of religious zealots called the Covenant Alliance so you wimps are going to be a piece of cake."
They charged towards Miku-chan and took her inside the Wraith to put her to sleep.
They blasted at the buildings, leaving none inside them alive. They then encountered Gordon Freeman who was smashing the brains out of KAITO with his signature crowbar. There was a loud scream of "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and Luka-san came rushing towards them in anger after seeing what they did to KAITO. She tried punching Gordon but to no avail. She broke her fist and fell down on the ground. Flynn picked her up and threw her at the wall and shot her with the Super Shotgun in the head three times.
They went outside the building where Gordon was and saw Kagamine Len and Rin-chan sitting scared in a corner. Master Chief took out his Gravity Hammer and smashed them as they cried out their last seconds of life.
Ratchet then showed up and greeted the heroes. He joined them in their massacre due to VOCALOID taking his series popularity.
Ratchet then led the heroes to a hideout where Kaai Yuki-chan, Ring Suzune-chan and Piko-san were hiding.
"Let's give those moe-moe weeaboo attractors their most painful day of their life..." said Freeman in a sinister tone.
On arrival, Sam Stone caught up with the heroes and wished to join as he supposed he could find Mental, the most evil guy in the universe at this place.
They broke down the door to the house where Kaai Yuki-chan, Ring Suzune-chan and Piko-san were supposed to be hiding. Ring-chan suddenly shot Sam in his left arm with a taser gun. It didn't affect him much. Yuki-chan felt something hard and oily down her throat (no not a **** you dumb *****). "This will hurt a little, you dumb loli piece of ****" said Flynn as he pressed the ON button on his chainsaw. Yuki-chan's entire mouth and throat had been mutilated by Flynn's trusty chainsaw. Teeth were scattered all over while she cried her last tears as Sam shoved a Serious-Bomb down her throat and detonated it.
Every VOCALOID in the room were transformed into a red pool of blood and gore.
Our heroes stepped outside and saw Calne Ca-sama.
"YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DESTROY US, OUR TOWN OR OUR MUSIC!" Ca-sama screamed and tried to stomp all heroes down. They jumped away and Flynn shot Ca-chan with the BFG-9000 while Sam detonated another Serious Bomb, John-117 fired his Rocket Launcher, Ratchet blasted his RYNO and Supernova but to no avail. Ca-sama was not hurt at all by the blasts.
"I LIVE!!!" someone shouted. It was the "Heavy Weapons Guy". "YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO TOUCH MIGHTY SASHA AGAIN! YOU WEAK JAPS!!"
He was glowing with a red tone as he fired at Ca-sama's face. She was of cource, not hurt at all.
Everyone charged at Ca-sama. She shook off Ratchet and the Heavy Weapons Guy but everyone else made it into her body.
Inside, they found her brain and planted LOTS of bombs in it. They jumped out of her nose as the bombs detonated.
Ca-sama dropped to the ground as the heroes went back into Master Chief's Wraith. They drove home and tied Miku-chan up to a pole where they tortured her day and night for GREAT JUSTICE!
THE END
