I've also been working to increase the length of my arms so I can do multiple tasks with prolonged efficiency. If I can can get a root beer from the fridge, and grab the remote, all while staying on the couch and playing the new Spiderman game (needless to say, I have four arms now), I'd be in good shape. I'm also afraid of what would happen to my muscles if they went past 10 feet, which is the length of my forearms currently.
Besides that, you may have also been wondering what I do for work to pay for all these bribes. I'm a bill writer for multiple legislation(s). Turns out, you don't even need to be present, you just have to take conference calls. With bluetooth technology, that's a dream now. Hell, just last night I was talking to Rath about fixing his bicycle for him, attesting my new arm length from multiple states away, all the while on call with Romney discussing FUPAC, the new bill everyone's going to hate, which stands ******** USA's Personal Access of Computers. It's scheduled to pass February, in an effort to get half of America's stupid a** btards off their ******** computers and actually do something worthwhile, like go stand up for our country in Iraq. Sure, they'll most likely be useless over there, and may end up dying, but death is inevitable for these kids! You've seen the suicide threads, why not put that force to something positive?
Beyond all that, I've turned all my friends into grapes. I plan to make human wine, and market it as Alturnatura Moscato. That'll give those Christians an all new blood to drink, and this time it'll be fat free. I don't hang around no fatties. You gotta have standards to talk to me, otherwise, GET THE ******** AWAY!
That being said, I still hate everything. The government sucks, the president should fight the war instead of sending the poor, and the media is all about what the entertainment company can line their pockets with. Also, smart phones take pictures of your genitalia while in your pocket, Lyndon Johnson completely sucked a**, there's no reason to use laundry soap, and forget everything you know about love, that's some hippy bullshit.
How's everyone doing this fine morning/afternoon/evening?
But by the way, I have another thing to bring up. Romney's stupid ******** face.
Well, Newt's wasn't much better.
And while I'm at it, better include the classic,
What does all of this amount to? Nothing much, just like this.
