"Hello everybody, it's Stone Cold steve austin. well i have some sad news. I will no longer be TNWF champion. In fact, i'm gonna give it up to someone that i know can i be a great champion and that's John Cena. Now you guys wonder why i'm not gonna wrestle in a long time is because last night , I got drunk. I tried vodka , beeer, and everything. i threw up and s**t so i'm out! sorry guys i'mma rest myself i gotta stop drinking."

*holds beer*