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 Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:29 am
So, I'm a lifeguard at an amusement park (derp) and sometimes I really wonder... What the ******** was I thinking? I already have a general distaste for the populace as a whole. But now I'm trying to save their shoddy a** lives? What the ********! Here are some things that drive me nuts.
Adults: Yes, you CAN do wrong! If I'm blowing my whistle and pointing RIGHT AT YOU then you're doing something WRONG!
Children: You need to stop screaming your head off when there's water around. Your at a ******** water park. Your going to get wet!
Adults: Stop raising pussies.
Children: Pay the ******** attention to what the lifeguard is telling you.
Adults: Your child can do MUCH wrong!
Children: If I say "Don't go down the slide, you're not tall enough and the water in the catch pool is too deep for you," Don't go down the ******** slide.
Everyone: If I say "Don't go until I tell you to!" DON'T ******** GO UNTIL I ******** TELL YOU TO!
Everyone: If you can't swim and your coming to a god damn water park, what the ******** is your issue. That's Natural ******** Selection right there!
Everyone: The water park is a very open very public place. Stop showing your asses, your tits, and stop talking about the s**t you do. A lot of people can hear you, including the lifeguard.
Everyone: I'm a girl.
Everyone: And yes, I can hear your "whispers" of "Is that a boy or a girl?" THAT IS A ******** GIRL. ******** YOU ALL.
Thank God I'm good at pretending to care.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:19 am
People are so stupid sometimes. You should look up this website, Not Always Right, there's some funny stories on there and you might even want to share some of yours.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:28 am
Designer Hobo Style People are so stupid sometimes. You should look up this website, Not Always Right, there's some funny stories on there and you might even want to share some of yours. Oh hell yeah! Thank you for the website!
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:47 am
I am so sorry you have to deal with idiotic assholes like the people who go to amusement parks. Personally, I always listen to the lifeguard, and I scream at my sister when she's not listening to the person in charge. I've had too much bad experience with hospitals to not listen.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:24 am
Lady Button Designer Hobo Style People are so stupid sometimes. You should look up this website, Not Always Right, there's some funny stories on there and you might even want to share some of yours. Oh hell yeah! Thank you for the website! Glad to be of some assistance.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:52 pm
SKBCTayuyaFluteofDeath I am so sorry you have to deal with idiotic assholes like the people who go to amusement parks. Personally, I always listen to the lifeguard, and I scream at my sister when she's not listening to the person in charge. I've had too much bad experience with hospitals to not listen. See, people like you make my day! I thank you for enforcing and following the rules! <3
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:59 pm
Lady Button SKBCTayuyaFluteofDeath I am so sorry you have to deal with idiotic assholes like the people who go to amusement parks. Personally, I always listen to the lifeguard, and I scream at my sister when she's not listening to the person in charge. I've had too much bad experience with hospitals to not listen. See, people like you make my day! I thank you for enforcing and following the rules! <3 You're welcome, darling.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:03 pm
TEAM BARTOOOONNNNN!!!! cat_scream i had someone yell at me today cuz with photos (which is where i work), you can buy 1 6x8 pic ($9.17 after taxes) a keychain ($9.70 after taxes) or 2 4x6s of the same picture ($16.19 after taxes)
they told me that i was f**king crazy cuz the thing that sells photos has it set up like that. i can't change it.
Customer: I want one of these (points to sample 4x6)
Me: you do realize that you get two of those, right?
Customer: I want ONE.
Me: It's set up to be two.
Customer: I WANT ONE.
Me: Then get a 6x8.
Customer: I WANT A 4X6.
back and forth, back and forth.
finally...
Customer: I AM TELLING YOUR BOSS THAT YOU'RE BEING A B***H AND WON'T SELL ME ONE!
Big Boss: Hey there, what's going on?
Customer: She's not going to sell me a picture!
Big Boss: why not?
Customer: (points to the sample 4x6) She says that I have to buy two of those!
Big Boss: She's right, you do.
Customer: FORGET IT. *storms away*
Me: Thank you.
Big Boss: Long day?
Me: Yeeup.
good god, i hate those people. also those who give the camera the middle finger. we have to drop them from the display, so that we still have them, but to make things easier, we just say that they're deleted. one guy threatened to hit me, so i grabbed the scissors and held them incorrectly and told him to back off. he left.
the only upside is that i get paid x.x Bar-ton Town! Bar-ton town!
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:26 pm
I admit, I show my rear sometimes, but I listen to life guards because they are guarding my life, and I do not wanna die; although, I do not go to water parks to begin with.
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