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So my boyfriend and I are listening to a podcast on his bed. We're cuddling and making out. I wasn't really expecting anything to happen given that his whole family were in the house and it was just before dinner time.

But uh sexytimes did happen. Which is great. Only we couldn't reach to turn the podcast off (he has a bunk bed, the computer was below us). So we just carried on with the podcast still on, really loud.

Every so often though I heard out of context snippets and it was all I could do to not laugh.

But then on the podcast they started talking about bad slash fanfiction and furry porn. So suddenly I'm imagining bad slash fanfiction involving ugly nerdy guys. And they talked about Avatar na'vi slash fanfic too.

The worst part though was when they started talking about someone who showed them art of men having sex with tigers. Oh man I'm trying to finish and all I can imagine is bestiality porn. I put it out of my mind and finished, but I felt really really wrong about it. >.>

Then to top it all off, Tom's brother decides to ask us questions about minecraft and shouting it through the door. We didn't want him to know so we had to answer normally. Mmm yeah nothing more sexy than describing the recipe for a redstone engine. :/

So yeah, weird experience. I asked Tom afterwards if he was listening to bits of the podcast and he was like "mm I heard bits but I wasn't really concentrating...you know, I was kinda distracted. Why? What did they talk about?" And I just told him to listen to the podcast again and he'll know why it was so hard for me to finish that time. xD

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Before we got married, Craig and I were making out in his room. Understand, his house is a row house. And old more than a hundred years old row house. So the walls are thin between houses. Next thing we know we hear the bed next door smacking against the wall. REALLY REALLY REALLY fast. It ended our make out session promptly because, one of us blurted out "what is that? A jack rabbit having sex?" and the other was all "wait, I think that IS the neighbors having sex!" and then we looked at each other and gagged and went EEEEEWWWWEEEE, because the neighbors are not only over 300 lbs each, but are dirty, greasy, smelly people.