This is awesome because it seriously reminds me of
my best friend and I.We are complete opposites D:
He drinks and smokes, I have never, never want to or am inclined to, really.
His advice on any date ever is pretty much equivalent to Red, and he is an a*****e but ninety percent of the time he doesn't mean those things. I'm exactly the opposite and I think I am pretty sincere.
Generally he's a bit nuts and generally I am pretty laid back.
Everything about this is lols
rofl his birthday was the other day. My present's late
emotion_8c I hate it when that happens. I should probably stop using amazon.