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 Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:44 pm
Well to make a long story short, Aya and I have decided to show our more random sides, and write a story composed of completely random gibberish. This story will probably contain everything from fruit vending machine cannons to Chuck Norris to usurping the throne of lies in order to reclaim the pebble of extreme plot significance. Updates will be whenever one of us writes another chunk of random-ness.
We hope that you enjoy this, and also that it confuses you to the point of no return!
The next post will be the first chunk of story, written by myself. After that, feel free to comment and suggest things, but remember that only Aya and myself can actually add to the story.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:45 pm
"Teh. Teh teh teh teh teh! Because I can't spell "teh". I mean "the". Which
just proves my point that smurfs are green, not blue; you really should adjust
your TV. I grew up thinking that Gumby was blue, and if you've got a problem
with it, we can just step outside and do the tango! And by mango, I mean the
tropical fruits that aren't available in vending machines here. You can get
them in Hawaii though...you just pop in a quarter and out flies a pineapple!
It's like a 25-cent pineapple cannon! KABLAMM! Okay, so I'm exaggerating a
bit. It's not really bubble gum, it's actually chewing gum that stretches a bit
more than most stones would. Therefore, you can get a haircut and not feel
guilty about breaking your diet!"
It's all yours, Aya! whee
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:44 pm
Imotou-chan! Aya! Isoide kudasai! Watashitachi no sutorii wo kakete kudasai! gonk
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:47 pm
What's this? WHAT. IS. THIS?!?!?! I'll tell you what it is. Yeah I will! When I'm good and ready! And that time my friend is now! Not tomorrow or yesterday or five years before now but right now now now now NOW! I am the star! Not that stupid monkey Squall!! ... ... ... gonk What am I saying?! Squall is a god among mortal men! Let's start that one over shall we?
I'm the star! Not that handsome drop dead sexy sex muffin Squall! I was supposed to be the star! *foam froth grrrr* Stupid stupid Seifer! I'll kill him I will! I'll kick his lil buttox in King of Fighters I will! Just you wait and see!
Like I was saying before I was so rudely interupted by myself here, Seifer took stardom away from me. FFVIII was going to center around me! And getting that stupid a** Rinoa off my case. >.< But noooo Seifer had to go an trip in the first take of the opening and cut my eye! D: oh da paaain!
So you know what Square did then? That's right! They got badass Mr. Oh-look-at-me-I'm-so-freaking-sexy-and-I-soooo-know-it-and-I-
will-never-stop-holding-that-over-you.
>.<
*headdesk headdesk headdesk*
And THAT is all I have to say about THAT.
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:08 pm
"But it was at that moment that fate decided to reach down with its mighty hand and give us all such a pinch! Bursting from the shade, it was none other than the pickle fiend Montague, whos poor kitty Butch had recently gone to Hawaii for a nice long hot dog. Although he was a masochist, Charlie was really a rabid dingo at heart. If only he could have been a BEAR, he could have had BEAR POWERS.
Montague leapt forth and quickly sheathed his grapefruit when he saw that his opponent was none other than the unbelievably frothy Chuck Norris. Muttering obscenities in his mind, Oscar the Grouch quietly exploded onto the scene and left everything a mess.
The mess wasn't caused by Oscar though; it was caused by Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking his way out of his mother's womb, thus inventing the Cesarian Section. It was originally going to be called the Chuckarian Section, but that name was too spectacular to be used for such a trivial affair as gummi worms.
As you're probably well aware, blue whales are spiffy. Eons ago, the world was one continent and there was no such thing as an iPod Nano. Back then, even Tamagotchis were rare, and let's not even discuss briefcases."
Alrighty then Aya, you're up to bat again! whee
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