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❛❛__I love me some ladies! Call me up any time gals!__❜❜
❛❛__I love me some ladies! Call me up any time gals!__❜❜
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_______________π___ Hey there! Call me Felix, unless you are a pretty lady, then call me whatever you like.
_______________π___ Can't you tell? I'm obviously a sexy, sexy man.
_______________π___ Ah ha ha... Yes, I just so happen to be straight.
_______________π___ You've likely seen me around; afterall, I'm the cashier at the cafe.
_______________π___ My age? Don't know why you really care, but I'm seven years past twenty. For you math challenged that is twenty-seven.
_______________π___ The best time of the year? Well of course it would be the 12th of summer.
_______________π___ Oh! How could I forget one of the most important things? I live in Raynebow Valley.
_______________π___ Promise you won't egg me or play ding-dong ditch? In that case, I live in house number 6!
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_______________π___ Come here, come close! I have a story to be told!
I'll do my best not to bore you. When I was born I was a happy little tyke. I had a normal family, a mother and a father and two older sisters. When I was four I was blessed with a third sister. My mother has always aged well and my elder sisters were a pair of lookers. My little sister is cute in her own way. More specifically, she is just cute. She is the super short, washboard type with adorable eyes, the kind you'd want as a pet. Off topic. I had a normal family. The male to female ratio was a bit distorted, but we all cared about each other.
When I was school age I went to school like normal. It was the middle of elementary school that I learned something awful. Something so awful that it scarred me for life. Women...they get these awful things called periods. At the time I didn't know what they were for. Women suddenly became monsters. On top of developing a severe fear of blood, I started having an adverse reaction when any of the women in the house touched me. I was just a kid so how was I supposed to know what the bleeding was? It could have been their most recent murder victim.
Needless to say that I eventually learned about all that stuff in school. The fear had already been engrained in me though. The fact that my eldest sister went on to study blood spatter didn't help either. When I finally finished school I moved away from home to live on my own and separate myself from my women-filled house. I took a rather plain job, one that guaranteed almost no chance of injury. After all, I'd probably go into cardiac arrest if I started bleeding. Well I hope you didn't find that too boring.
_______________π___ Er... Well, I'm not sure how you would descirbe my personality. I'll do my best though!
Women are the bane of my existence. I grew up around good looking women so I appreciate those looks and to some extent, women set me at ease. My early exposure to the female reproduction system is what rooted my fear of women and blood. Likely I'd be called a homophobic and a gynophobic. I guess I could sum it up as I like to look at women but I don't wanna touch them. Good for the eyes, bad for the body. As a defense mechanism I have become a horrible flirt. I've found women don't usually go for guys that flirt a lot, so they keep their hands off of me and I can keep my eyes on them. While I know my fears are unfounded, I haven't been able to bypass them yet.
More generally though, I am pretty on edge. I like to keep my fears secret so I am sure to always be in constant awareness of my surrounding. As such, I never drink. Alcohol lowers my awareness. I can only really relax when I am alone or around other guys and only other guys. Other than my flirting I am very polite. My mother and sisters raised me right. I'm a gentleman at heart and like to be on people's good side, just not as a love interest. I know how to do a lot of household chores such as cooking, cleaning and knitting. My mother made sure I'd be independent. My friends can always count on me to lend a hand when they are in need.
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_______________π___ Do I look fat? The last time I checked the scale, I was 165 pounds.
_______________π___ Place me next to a ruler, and it will say I'm six foot two.
_______________π___ What else have I done to myself? That's right, I've got a special tattoo. Any of you ladies wanna see it? It's just below the belt line and it could smile at you all day. No? It's just a smiley face on my hip. Sheesh.
_______________π___ You want to get on my good side? Easy! Give me these! Wool, Flax Yarn, Yarn, Grapes, Apples, Pie.
_______________π___ But blegh; I'd rather not receive any of these... Onions, Eggplants, Beer, Wine, Cucumbers, Mayonnaise.
_______________π___ Shh, shh! Don't tell anyone! I'm truly afraid of blood and women.
_______________π___ When you get to know someone, you should know their favourite colour, right? Mine just so happens to be #10BF0A.
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