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 Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:42 pm
♋ Prince Yuui ♋ yum_puddi _________________________________________ yum_puddi For people who don't know SCPs is, it's a series of raelly disturbing/and/or weird objects, people or places that is supposed to be contained by some super-secret organization called SCP. A member in the site made a random joke SCP generator, which is just plain awesome. Try typing random stuffs into it. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-even-number-j 
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:02 pm
CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-931-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-931-J is to be kept in a plutonium-lined containment chamber located in our mega-secret fortress beneath Alcatraz, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 3 singers armed with lipsyncers.
In the event that SCP-931-J ever begins farkling its processus iliaca anterior superior, Dr. Alto Clef is to molest SCP-931-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Hippopotamus-7 (''Hogan's Heroes'') is to be dispatched to SCP-931-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-931-J is a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious schrodinger's cat. Like most members of its species, it is able to stay both dead and alive, and regularly eats twice its own weight in plutonium each day.
SCP-931-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with blood cells, which causes it to turn into ramen. Whenever this happens, all lubricants within a 20 kilometer radius will begin to superheat uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Justin Bieber. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-931-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-931-J was first located in Hamsville where the [DATA EXPUNGED] were using it in order to eat Satan's d**k. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Hippopotamus-7 (''Hogan's Heroes'') was able to recover the object with only 3,028,572,398,532,085 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 931-1
Dr. Hitler Satanstein: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Hitler Satanstein, and I am about to test SCP-931's reaction to dildos. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr [REDACTED]?
Dr. [REDACTED]: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Hitler Satanstein: Excellent! I am now introducing the dildos to 931... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. [REDACTED]: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Hitler Satanstein: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN p***s! IT'S GOT MEIN p***s! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 931-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:30 pm
Can I just say that while SCP can be freaking scary, it can also be something that will make you laugh until you cry. For example, here's a list of things that "Dr. Bright" (a.k.a. the greatest member of this whole organization) is not allowed to do: http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation
It has 261 entries to date.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:27 pm
Meaty_Albatross Can I just say that while SCP can be freaking scary, it can also be something that will make you laugh until you cry. For example, here's a list of things that "Dr. Bright" (a.k.a. the greatest member of this whole organization) is not allowed to do: http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation It has 261 entries to date.
♋ Prince Yuui ♋ yum_puddi _________________________________________ yum_puddi Dr. Jack Bright is pretty much the best member there is.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:38 pm
Moon at Dawn Meaty_Albatross Can I just say that while SCP can be freaking scary, it can also be something that will make you laugh until you cry. For example, here's a list of things that "Dr. Bright" (a.k.a. the greatest member of this whole organization) is not allowed to do: http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation It has 261 entries to date. ♋ Prince Yuui ♋ yum_puddi _________________________________________ yum_puddi Dr. Jack Bright is pretty much the best member there is. Amen to that. But honestly, I want a body pillow of SCP-173, why did they make him stop making it? That thing has the plushest and most squeezable concrete rump I've ever seen.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:45 pm
Meaty_Albatross Moon at Dawn Meaty_Albatross Can I just say that while SCP can be freaking scary, it can also be something that will make you laugh until you cry. For example, here's a list of things that "Dr. Bright" (a.k.a. the greatest member of this whole organization) is not allowed to do: http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation It has 261 entries to date. ♋ Prince Yuui ♋ yum_puddi _________________________________________ yum_puddi Dr. Jack Bright is pretty much the best member there is. Amen to that. But honestly, I want a body pillow of SCP-173, why did they make him stop making it? That thing has the plushest and most squeezable concrete rump I've ever seen.
♋ Prince Yuui ♋ yum_puddi _________________________________________ yum_puddi I don't think pillows can snap people neck in half, so I have no idea XD. I was thinking of making an SCP that no one can know its properties, but someone already did that. I was thinking of making a blob thingy that shoot disc that search for metallic substance, but then I'm not sure if it's considered a plagiarism of the cogs thingy.
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:02 pm
(I kind of facepalmed when it said to put a German name because ******** HELL MY NAME IS GERMAN!
Item #: SCP-3-J
Object Class: What?
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3-J is to be kept in a Dairy-lined containment chamber located in Area 51, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 4 Doctors armed with Toothbrushes.
In the event that SCP-3-J ever begins Running its Toe, Buttwiper is to Kill SCP-3-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Beta-7 (''Hell's Kitchen'') is to be dispatched to SCP-3-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-3-J is a Pretty Zebra. Like most members of its species, it is able to Dance, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Dairy each day.
SCP-3-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Seas, which causes it to turn into Can. Whenever this happens, all Speakers within a 2 kilometer radius will begin to Smoke uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Kim Kardashian. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-3-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-3-J was first located in ******** where the Steelers were using it in order to Destroy New York City. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Beta-7 (''Hell's Kitchen'') was able to recover the object with only 59,000,000 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 3-1
Dr. Schmidt: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Schmidt, and I am about to test SCP-3's reaction to Deodorant. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Tiefenbach?
Dr. Tiefenbach: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Schmidt: Excellent! I am now introducing the Deodorant to 3... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Tiefenbach: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Schmidt: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Arm! IT'S GOT MEIN Arm! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 3-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:17 pm
Moon at Dawn CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█Item #: SCP-931-J Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-931-J is to be kept in a plutonium-lined containment chamber located in our mega-secret fortress beneath Alcatraz, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 3 singers armed with lipsyncers. In the event that SCP-931-J ever begins farkling its processus iliaca anterior superior, Dr. Alto Clef is to molest SCP-931-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Hippopotamus-7 (''Hogan's Heroes'') is to be dispatched to SCP-931-J's last known location. Description: SCP-931-J is a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious schrodinger's cat. Like most members of its species, it is able to stay both dead and alive, and regularly eats twice its own weight in plutonium each day. SCP-931-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with blood cells, which causes it to turn into ramen. Whenever this happens, all lubricants within a 20 kilometer radius will begin to superheat uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties. In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Justin Bieber. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-931-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time. Recovery Log: SCP-931-J was first located in Hamsville where the [DATA EXPUNGED] were using it in order to eat Satan's d**k. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Hippopotamus-7 (''Hogan's Heroes'') was able to recover the object with only 3,028,572,398,532,085 civilian casualties. Addendum: Test Log 931-1 Dr. Hitler Satanstein: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Hitler Satanstein, and I am about to test SCP-931's reaction to dildos. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr [REDACTED]? Dr. [REDACTED]: Yes sir, ready to begin test. Dr. Hitler Satanstein: Excellent! I am now introducing the dildos to 931... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material. Dr. [REDACTED]: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'. Hitler Satanstein: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN p***s! IT'S GOT MEIN p***s! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY! END LOG
In light of incident 931-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
Can I.....hold you?
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