And here 1337 was, stuck there since he was a "liability" for something so simple as a gathering celebrating the Pokemon League. It wasn't like he couldn't keep himself entertained. There were plenty of toys he could play with in the tech department. And there was also the small leniency that Kunai had allow him in regards to the celebration.
The tall visor-wearing man now wandered down the hallway with an earbud in his ear and a wire hanging down his front until it seemed to end at his belt-line. There was a microphone and a switch about mouth level. The dark haired figure wasn't alone it would seem, since to both sides of him he had a Pokemon hovering about, their movements completely synchronized with the other.
"...now, my babies... who can we find to play with tonight...?"
Both Porygon-Zs wobbled from side to side, not seeming to offer any sort of response.
Desukyun
The Pokemon league was normally where one would find Dollie. As a self proclaimed "Master of Disguise" she was used to blending in. Instead of flexing her figurative muscles at the stadium, she was left to her devices which meant roaming the halls of HQ.
"What do you say Butler? How about we go take a nap? No one's here to bother us." The Lopunny that had been halfheartedly hopping besides her perked up a bit at the mention of a nap. It had been awhile since it had been genuinely quiet. And by quiet, it meant that no one was breathing down their necks to look busy enough to pass inspection. The sooth bell around Butler's neck as he enthusiastically nodded, hopping a bit faster than normal in an attempt to get back to her quarters as quickly as possible.
Dollie chuckled softly at the reaction a simple nap got out of her partner. "Okay. Okay. Calm down. I can't move as fast as you."
"What do you say Butler? How about we go take a nap? No one's here to bother us." The Lopunny that had been halfheartedly hopping besides her perked up a bit at the mention of a nap. It had been awhile since it had been genuinely quiet. And by quiet, it meant that no one was breathing down their necks to look busy enough to pass inspection. The sooth bell around Butler's neck as he enthusiastically nodded, hopping a bit faster than normal in an attempt to get back to her quarters as quickly as possible.
Dollie chuckled softly at the reaction a simple nap got out of her partner. "Okay. Okay. Calm down. I can't move as fast as you."
As the man began to leisurely stroll through the hallways of the dorms, the sound of lively jingling managed to break some of the silence. Not only did the hacker seem to perk up, but the duo of Porygon-Zs both tilted their bobbly heads to the sides in mirroring directions.
"...Ooooo... it seems like we have company right now... do the babies wanna investigate?"
Both of the Porygon-Z heads bobbled up and down at the same time.
1337 had been grinning the whole time, but his mouth seemed to grin even wider at such. "...Well... what's stopping you?"
Though both Pokemon couldn't really show any expressions, they both let out a giddy high pitched whinnying sound before they zipped forward, neither one taking the lead. It wasn't long before the genuine shiny Pokemon was within view. Both OMG and WTF approached the Lopunny to each side, then seemed to stop, whirring slightly as they seemed to analyze the Pokemon in front of them.
In 1337's earbud, he managed to hear something that seemed to entertain him a bit, which caused him to flick the switch behind the microphone and harass his superior.
"Hey Shrimpy-pie? Who ya talkin' to? She sounds haaaawt!"
Desukyun
Butler stopped his hopping almost immediately when the Porygon-Z walled him in. He didn't like them. They always just starred into forever and ever...and ever. And that terrible whirring noise always followed them. Butler clamped his ears against his head, shaking a bit to try to drown them out with his bell.
The click of Dollie's heels joined the lovely chorus of off beat, off key noises as she tried to catch up to Butler. "Good god. You are way to fast-" The sentence ended rather quickly when she noticed the pokemon that surrounded her startled partner.
Great
She sighed heavily, mentally preparing herself for the inevitable. Those things never strayed too far from him. They were like little creepy dogs. Really creepy little dogs. Butler's little chirp of a noise brought her out of her creeped out state. "Okay darlin's. Party's over. You know who it is..." Dollie's voice echoed through the small hall as she quickly tried to shoo the Porygon-Z away. "Let's not get too carried away now."
The click of Dollie's heels joined the lovely chorus of off beat, off key noises as she tried to catch up to Butler. "Good god. You are way to fast-" The sentence ended rather quickly when she noticed the pokemon that surrounded her startled partner.
Great
She sighed heavily, mentally preparing herself for the inevitable. Those things never strayed too far from him. They were like little creepy dogs. Really creepy little dogs. Butler's little chirp of a noise brought her out of her creeped out state. "Okay darlin's. Party's over. You know who it is..." Dollie's voice echoed through the small hall as she quickly tried to shoo the Porygon-Z away. "Let's not get too carried away now."
Both Porygon-Zs tilted their heads in a mirror-like manner to look at the Lopunny. It was quite confusing to see the Pokemon try to push his ears against his head, since it did not seem very practical by any means. It also was making a lot of noise from the object called a Soothe Bell about his neck.
The pink one of the pair spoke up first. "Gon gon porygon?" It wanted to know what the Lopunny was doing.
The blue one of the pair spoke up immediately afterwards, seeming to voice the same sentiments. "Gon gon porygon?"
The two whirred a bit, their bodies wobbling slightly before they both said in synch "Zeeeeeeee....?" It was their way of asking for the other Pokemon to tell. Both seemed to loom in closer to the Lopunny, little arms stretched out curiously, seeming to want to touch the fluffy ears. Both also seemed to ignore the words of the female human that had approached.
The owner of the duo of Porygon-Z eventually managed to catch up to the situation, though he still seemed a bit distracted as he said plainly aloud, "I know you can hear me... COME ON... you can talk to me without pretending I'm your boyfriend... I know I'm sexy... but we all know I can't get aroused by you, Shrimpy-pie!"
However, when he got an eyeful of the rather busty grunt, the man simply hit the switch behind his mic, muting it from his superior. "Mmmmm... I spy with my little eye a pair of Booby-bombs!" He licked his lips, very blatantly for show. "What's a delicious treat like yourself doing hanging around the HQ? Woulda thought you woulda taken the time off to go to that thing..."
Very indiscreetly, he approached even closer, extending an arm as if he was going to slip it about her shoulders. He faced his grin to the woman. "I ain't complainin' though!"
Desukyun
Dollie sighed, crossing her arms over her chest. "Speak of the devil" A quick roll of her eyes was the only reaction to his absolutely lovely nickname. "Do you wanna call off your pets before I have to write this up. I'm sure it's a violation of some sort of rule you don't follow..." She nodded towards Butler and the Lopunny shrank down to as small s possible, fur bristled, tiny fangs bared a bit at the pair. It was obvious that her partner wasn't enjoying their curiosity in the least.
The grunt mirrored her pokemon's actions, trying to get out of reach of her visored peer. "If you are so inclined, you're interrupting my attempt to actually get some rest around here. I thought I could get some personal training out of the way with everyone gone." Her gaze drifted from his hand to his face with just as much distaste as she did his 'babies'. It was normally a warning that someone was about to get smacked across the face.
The grunt mirrored her pokemon's actions, trying to get out of reach of her visored peer. "If you are so inclined, you're interrupting my attempt to actually get some rest around here. I thought I could get some personal training out of the way with everyone gone." Her gaze drifted from his hand to his face with just as much distaste as she did his 'babies'. It was normally a warning that someone was about to get smacked across the face.
"You know, I've heard that devil is quite a sexy b*****d... so you have good taste in comparing me to him!" Certainly, both of the man's eyes were covered from plain view, yet he still made a slight lean of the head to signal he was winking at her.
The woman seemed to move out of the way of his hand, which was honestly expected, but that didn't seem to discourage him. "Well, Baby-Doll... I'm pretty sure that my Pokemon have not done anything wrong. In all honesty... if I were to bet, they are just investigating their surroundings. And your bunny just happens to be a part of the surroundings right now."
With his hand furthest from Dollie, he air-typed out something out.
Both Porygon-Zs seemed to perk up after that motion, and soon enough were floating up a bit taller, about the same level as a certain woman's chest. Both were facing her straight on.
"Now... if I were harassing you instead of my Pokemon harassing your Pokemon... then maybe you could get me written up... but that'd only be more fun for me. Do ya really want to make me that happy, Sexy?" As if joining in with his Pokemon's actions, he stood up as straight as possible, then leaned in so he was looking down between her cleavage.
"I am surprised you were so honest about where you were heading... because now I have every reason to follow you and your assets..."
Desukyun
"If being a weird goat demon is sexy to you then I can definitely see the resemblance." She wanted to chuckle but there was a small voice in the back of her head that didn't want to give him the satisfaction of knowing he was in the least bit entertaining. All that devil talk aside, she was glad that he'd at least showed up. Butler was now free of the suffocating sphere of influence of the Porygon-Z's, evident by the fact that he was slinking back to her side and out of sight of them.
At least she wouldn't have to write him up now. Of course, writing him up had changed from a direct attempt at getting him thrown about to writing passive aggressive notes to her superior. Formality had been long lost on those types of things. Besides, the last thing she wanted to do was make him 'happy' in any way, shape or form. Her posture sank a bit with all of their eyes on her. It was...unnerving.
Butler's nose pressed against her hip, a sign that they'd definitely over stayed their welcome in this hallway. "You would have followed me anyway no matter where I was going anyway. No one's here. Now, if you excuse me, I've got better things to do with my time than entertain you for the evening." Dollie waved her hands in front of her, trying to get the floating Pokemon out of her way before taking a few steps forward. "Besides, I'm sure Kunai is angry that you hung up on her."
At least she wouldn't have to write him up now. Of course, writing him up had changed from a direct attempt at getting him thrown about to writing passive aggressive notes to her superior. Formality had been long lost on those types of things. Besides, the last thing she wanted to do was make him 'happy' in any way, shape or form. Her posture sank a bit with all of their eyes on her. It was...unnerving.
Butler's nose pressed against her hip, a sign that they'd definitely over stayed their welcome in this hallway. "You would have followed me anyway no matter where I was going anyway. No one's here. Now, if you excuse me, I've got better things to do with my time than entertain you for the evening." Dollie waved her hands in front of her, trying to get the floating Pokemon out of her way before taking a few steps forward. "Besides, I'm sure Kunai is angry that you hung up on her."
"Magnifi-tits... you can read me like a book sometimes, and other times you fail so hard... Just now you were able to do both! It's quite fun... really!"
He was still quite obviously looking down the opening at the top of her uniform, and didn't exactly seem inclined to move his head anytime soon. He did move his hand and hold up the mouthpiece to his little headset.
"See that little switch? That just mutes things... doesn't hang up anythin'... but it doesn't matter... Shrimpy Pie is just humorin' me tonight, since she mandated I was not allowed to attend the ball..." In a dramatic manner, he seemed to swoon to the side, but then heaved himself towards the woman's body, rather blatantly going towards her chest for some "padding" for his landing.
Both Porygon-Zs moved out of the way quite quickly, fanning out to each side, but remaining at approximately the same level as before. They did not want to go down with the ship.
Speak of the devil, the man apparently overheard something that the Elite had mentioned which humored him. Quite quickly, he managed to unmute his mic just to say a couple things.
"YOU GOING TO GET SLOSHED?! HOLY SH*T, ROFL!!!"
With that he muted the mic again. "...Sounds like they have some Grade-A booze over there... too bad ya aren't there, Baby Doll!"
His grin seemed to grow wider quite quickly. "So... tell me... how old are ya, Hottie?" One of the biggest taboos about flirting, and 1337 broke it. Nobody ever accused him of being conventional.
