Urrrrrrrrg all I want lately is brains, I need brains. I don't like it when people are scared of me, then they won't give me their braaaaaaaains.
I need brains I'm a zombie, ever since I got killed by that stupid piano I've been roaming the streets trying to eat people, I don't mean to I'm a zombie I can't stop. I hate being a zombie everyone keeps trying to shoot me or all of a sudden jump into call of duty mode and pretend to knife me, stupid nerds.
I can't stop craving brai--------- Woops my arm just fell off, I put it back on, that's the other problem, limbs keep falling off and you have to stop doing what your doing and pick it up and usually that causes the rest of your limbs to fall of and then that makes you stop what you're doing COMPLETELY and wait for someone nice enough to come along and help you reattach your limbs. I'm really getting fed up with having to moan for help whenever another zombie limps by.
Another problem with being a zombie; you never get to do the things you want to do. Yesterday I tried skateboarding like I used to do when I was alive, I did a kickflip and my leg fell of! I was trying to play video games earlier today and my thumbs kept falling off, I tried playing it with my other fingers but they ended up falling off to! Before I knew it I was just a pile of rotten flesh and bones on a moldy old couch in front of a half broken T.V.
I hate being a zombie... somebody help me put my arm back on?