.:l Isabelle "Izzy" Bulcorb l:.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet,
except there's no music, no choreography,
except there's no music, no choreography,
Izzy's mouth dropped to the floor. She couldn't believe it. She was just rejected. She could just feel her heart being placed into a shredder. The pain! The agony! How horrible was this. Then again, she couldn't get all the ladies. As sad as that was, it was true. Not everyone could handle her wonderful charm.
Plopping into the chair she was guided to, Izzy was rather disappointed that it wasn't one of those spinning kinds that were in a salon or the ones at diners. Pft. Boring. She wanted to make herself dizzy and stuff! These people were lame. "Weeeeell, that's the point. Of course, I want all the chicks fawning after me. Well, even more so than they already do. So, chop, chop! Get to it!"
and the dancers hit each other."
- Jack Handey
- Jack Handey
