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 Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:02 pm
This is our Personal Problems 2012 Main Event, a Steel Cage match for the LWL World Title!
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:06 pm
Walking out from the back with no music behind him, the crowd jeered as Nuke Fusion stepped on to the stage. Walking straight down the ramp, the LWL World Championship in hand, he ignored the fans either side of him.
Reaching the ring, he went around to the side to where the entrance door was, where he entered the ring and raised the title in the air, to a chorus of jeers.
An unusual entrance, and the Champion came out first. That's when he pulled out a microphone from his back pocket, although he kept it by his side as he awaited his challenger.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:06 pm
When the catchy tune of Voodoo Lady - Ween began to play, the crowd stood to their feet and peered over to the entrance way in anticipation as Dallas emerged from the back. Voodoo Lady
Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy
Your eyes look red and hazy
Doin' that stuff that you do
Messin' me up with your voodoo She stood at the top of the ramp, moving her body along with the beat of the music. If one looked closely, her lips could be seen moving rapidly as if she was chanting. It was then that she began to make her way down to the ring, with a smirk on her face. Every so often, she'd stop, stare at a particular audience member, and chant out a few words that were definitely not English, then continue her walk with a smile on her face, leaving the poor fella/lass to wonder whether s/he was cursed or blessed. You drive me crazy with that
Boogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie
You drive me crazy with that
Boogie boogie boogie Making her way to the ring, from Corpus Christi, Texas....Dallas Cruuuuuuuuz! Once she had arrived at her destination, she entered the ring, keeping her gaze on Nuke, unsure of what he had to say seeing as he had a mic in his hand.
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:15 pm
Tapping the microphone against his cheek as he awaited Dallas to enter the ring, Nuke nodded slightly to himself as he came face-to-face with a woman he had fathered a baby with. She looked at him quizzically, and so he obliged to her silent question by bringing the microphone to his mouth.
"Dallas. We stand here in this ring, a cage soon to come down around us, and between us we have such a rich history; I've fought women before in the squared circle, as some times things happen that you are contracted to do. But I do not wish to bring harm to you without just cause, and I see no reason to lower myself in defeating you through force.
I mean, we both know that I am the stronger of the two. I've picked you up before .. although last time I was picking you up by your legs, and although you were moaning you weren't in pain .."
Some of the men in the crowd wolf-whistled at Nuke's remark, his words obviously not obscure enough to hide from the illogical minds of the 'inbred' crowd.
"I say we get this match going, and I will simply climb the cage and walk out with my World Championship. None of the men around here can best me technically, physically, or even mentally. So there's no point trying, is there?
Let's just get this over and done with, and then you can join me in the shower again. I mean, last week was pretty fun, and we can go out for a drink after as well."
The crowd had a mixed reaction of cheers and jeers, as they awaited a response from Dallas. Nuke looked around and sighed.
"Well, I guess they want to hear some form of reply, even if I'm sure you'll agree with my unwavering sensibility and inevitable prevalent outcome."
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 1:01 am
Dallas averted her gaze when her private life with Nuke was brought out into the open for the public to hear, a slight blush spreading across her cheeks. She ignored the whistles, and ran her hand through her hair as she tried to quickly hide her flustered appearance. Dallas looked around nervously as she tried to figure out what to do. While she did want his title, what he said was true. She had never faced him in the ring, beating him would be a difficult, if not, impossible task. Dallas let out a sigh and let her gaze fall to the ground, simply nodding her head in agreement.
"Alright," she muttered to him, "Let's get this over with, I suppose."
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 12:21 pm
((Writing out the end, all parties have agreed.)) As Dallas was leaning against the ropes, huffing and puffing, she began to realize that Nuke Fusion was down on the ground. She slowly turned around, and grabbed hold of the cage wall, and began to climb up. Every step she took seemed like an eternity. As she reached about two thirds of the way up the cage, Nuke Fusion got to his knees. He then looked up and saw Dallas nearly all the way at the top, and he sprung up, and rammed his body into the cage! The vibrations traveled up the cage wall, and the shock of it caused Dallas to lose her grip, and come crashing to the mat! The fans were in shock, and Nuke quickly took hold of the cage wall, and pulled himself to his feet. He then looked down at Dallas, and smirked. He slowly shook his head, and said, "Sorry, Dally. Its a shame, but you need to learn your place. I hope things never have to go this way again, you know, unless its in the bedroom." Nuke then began to scale the cage, showing some serious gull by climbing it slowly. The fans then let out a large pop, and the camera quickly showed the ramp, and Mitch Hooke was seen running out from the back! He quickly leaped up and grabbed a hold of the cage, and scaled it quickly. Nuke saw Mitch, and he picked up his pace. Finally both men met at the top of the cage, and Nuke began to scream at Mitch to "Get off". Nuke was screaming at Mitch, and finally he aimed a punch at Mitch! Mitch then spat in Nuke's face, and as Nuke was stunned for a moment, Mitch grabbed him by the hair and smacked his head on the top of the cage, and he shoved him by the shoulder, and he fell all the way to the mat! The fans were in a frenzy! Mitch then climbed into the cage, and down to the mat. He began to yell for the ref to open up the cage door. He then went to Dallas, who was very surprised to see him. He helped her up, and he slowly helped her walk to the door. Mitch then exited through the door, and stood right outside of it. Dallas went through the ropes, and stood on the apron, and Mitch took her by the hand, and she stepped down to the outside. The ref then rang the bell, and Mitch gave Dallas a hug. Mitch then was given a microphone from a crew member. "Here is your winner, AND NEW, LWL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, the lovely DALLAS CRUZZZZZZZZ!!!"
Mitch then threw the microphone down, and raised Dallas' hand. The ref then brought her the LWL World Championship, and she raised it in the air in happiness. The end of show logo appeared, and the PPV went dark, with Dallas and Mitch celebrating as the final scene.
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