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 Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:13 pm
Every now and then, someone in charge gets it into their heads to retell one of Shakespeare’s comedies as a teen movie (and why this has not yet happened with Much Ado About Nothing, I shall never know), and perhaps the best known of these is Ten Things I Hate About You, which as we know is a retelling of Taming of the Shrew. This is more or less unexceptional as a teen romantic comedy goes, and frankly the only thing I really remember about it (other than “I maintain he kicked himself in the balls.”) is a scene in which Bianca and her tutor are going through Kate’s room to try and figure out what kind of guy she likes. Bianca discovers a pair of her sister’s underwear.
Bianca: Aha! Black panties!
Cameron (aka, “my name is nineties”): What’s that mean?
Bianca: It means she wants to have sex someday.
Cameron: …she could just like the color?
Bianca: You don’t buy black underwear unless you want somebody to see it.
I have a different theory as to why someone owns black panties. So you don’t stain your colorful underpants when your period starts. As such, I put forth to whoever is reading this: Which is the most likely reason to own black underwear?
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:10 pm
I own black undies for the same reason you do, but there are some sexy variations available. :U
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:09 pm
Bitches don't stain and they can be washed with my jeans and black shirts.
Light colored underwear means another load of laundry.
/I'm lazy
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:10 pm
I like the color. My black undies are usually my nicer undies, my "it's okay to stain" undies are usually atrocious floral prints that I got at Walmart for dirt cheap.
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