Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got Rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleaping on th bed! My favorite thing!

Cat's Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other
inmates and i are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although i make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear,
i nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my
strength

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In
an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today i decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at
their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts.
Since this clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they
merely made condescending comments about what a "good little
hunter I am", Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.
I was Placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the
event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I
overheard that my confinement was due to the power of
"Allergies" I must learn what this means, and how to use it to
my advantages

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one
of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.
I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
released, and seems to be more than willing to return. he is
obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe
him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that
he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective
custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe... for now