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I just watched a porn.

Seriously if a man makes a girlier moan than the girl during sex then the video is only one small notch above gay porn.



Instructions on how to have sex the manly way.

- all moans that come from your mouth shall be in the form of a growling wolf, or a roaring tiger and/or bear.

- no shaving your chest unless you cannot grow a manly amount.

- no shaving your a**. Seriously unless you're expecting something to be shoved up there then there is no reason.

-she tries to pull out while you're cumming you take her by the legs and smash yourself back inside. there is no reason she should deny you the satisfaction of finishing what you started simply because "she doesn't want to" And if she does she better have a good excuse.

-All men should at least be strong enough to hold up their girlfriends for the entire duration of the ride. If you aren't then you should hold off on all sex and immediatly start working out until you are. Failure to do so or to contain yourself until you are strong enough to hold her in air while ******** her for the duration of sex results in immediate gay status.

-rapeing is not allowed. If you're not manly enough to get her the normal way then you're just not manly enough. You should work on that.

-raping is not allowed. Ever.