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Dickey B. Doofus vs Coach Howard

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FuriousSeahorse
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:34 pm


Tear this ******** up
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:54 pm


The lights in the arena darkened as golden yellow lights flashed around. Suddenly, music followed.
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A pillar of smoke flew up blocking the entrance ray as the crowd gave the debuting superstar a mixed reaction.

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Coach Howard burst from the smoke cloud wearing an Oakland Raiders baseball cap, mirror shades and his Howard Of Pain T-Shirt. He turned his head from side to side as several members of the front row cheered. He raised his hand in the air as he waved his towel around before making his way down the ramp.

"The following contest is set for ooone fall! Introducing first: from Kansas City, Missouri! He is the four-time All-American. Better than the best! COACH HOWARRRD!" The crowd gave the middle-aged man a slight cheer as he reached the end of the ramp. He walked around to a group of people wearing gym-shirts and holding Howard's Homies signs. He gave all of them high-fives before turning and rolling into the ring.

He got to his feet and raised his right hand in the air as the crowd gave him one more cheer. He threw his towel out of the ring and into the crowd as his music died down. He took off his cap and shirt and handed them to a ring hand. Upon disrobing his entrance gear, he pulled up the straps on his singlet and slipped on his army-green head gear as he waited for his opponent.

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