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 Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:02 am
xXx LoLLiiPoP xXx feefee-chan haha :3 ive got just about all the items, im missing 2. the only 1 i dont want are the pink slippers. hmm lets see....a joke...pretty much any joke rly would b good? XD cus only 2 ppl entered nice! You've spent some time collecting xD I might work more on it today, but I can never seem to find the rainbow ones sad And yes, any joke would be great |
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:09 am
A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please?"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and says "No, we don't serve food here"
........lol.
off some site XD
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:13 pm
Three men crash landed on an island and were miraculously unharmed.
As the three traveled throughout the island, they meet the barbaric, carnivorous natives of the island.
The men were scared for their lives. They didn't want to die yet!
Lady Luck was on their side! The natives gave each man a chance to live.
They are to pick a fruit of their choice and bring it back to the natives.
Hearing the request, they all scattered to find their fruits.
The first man that comes back arrives with apples.
The natives pull a twist and continue with their evil plan.
They tell him that he has to stick 10 apples up his butt and he wasn't allowed to show any emotion or reaction to it at all.
So the man sticks up 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 apples before he couldn't bear the pain anymore.
He screamed a bit, so he died and went to Heaven.
The second man was smarter. He happened to see what the first man did.
So he picked out cherries.
Yet again, the natives told him to stick them up his butt.
But the natives had said to put 100 cherries up his butt.
So the man sticks 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, . . . , 95, 96, 97, 98, and 99 cherries before laughing.
So he died and joined his friend in Heaven.
In Heaven, the first man goes up to the second man and says:
"Why did you laugh?! There was one more! You almost lived!"
The second man responded, still chuckling:
"I saw the third man coming with pineapples!"
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:48 pm
feefee-chan haha yea. ive got so many rainbows. but 0 albinos >^< and thats wat i need! aurgh! it would b so great, if we could trade bunnies haha awwz, I got lucky with the albinos when I decided to make my own thread.. the colors seem to stay longer when there are less people posting for them.. I actually managed to get ALL of the event items yay! xD Also, if I could give you all my extras.. I would.. I've got tons of them ><
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:44 pm
xXx LoLLiiPoP xXx feefee-chan haha yea. ive got so many rainbows. but 0 albinos >^< and thats wat i need! aurgh! it would b so great, if we could trade bunnies haha awwz, I got lucky with the albinos when I decided to make my own thread.. the colors seem to stay longer when there are less people posting for them.. I actually managed to get ALL of the event items yay! xD Also, if I could give you all my extras.. I would.. I've got tons of them >< :C thats alright ...
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:27 pm
xD I see you've gotten a few of the items!
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:30 pm
xXx LoLLiiPoP xXx xD I see you've gotten a few of the items! X''D hahah yea im just missing 2. the pink slippers and bunch of babys.
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:30 pm
feefee-chan X''D hahah yea im just missing 2. the pink slippers and bunch of babys. Well gratz! and keep at it, I'm sure you'll have them soon xD
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:00 am
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?."
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:53 am
Bump!
So few people enter the contest =.=
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:08 pm
x aisaka x Bump!
So few people enter the contest =.= ^_^'' haha so i guess....wen does it end?
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:10 pm
A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"
"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.
"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:21 am
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