This is really more for me than it is for anyone else. XDDD
I just didn't want it to get lost, so . . . saving for a rainy day. ;3
[8:19:30 PM] Bobbit: Three rings for the elven kinds under the skies
Seven for the dwarf kings in their halls of stone
Nine rings for mortal men doomed to die
One ring for the dark lord on his dark throne
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie
[8:19:45 PM] Nobbit: and five hobbits
[8:19:45 PM] Bobbit: I need to conquer the world
[8:19:50 PM] Nobbit: don't forget the hobbits
[8:19:56 PM] Bobbit: Bobbit pats Noelle
[8:20:01 PM] Bobbit: I'm quoting the poem, dear. n_n
[8:20:07 PM] Nobbit: wait
[8:20:08 PM] Nobbit: WAIT
[8:20:11 PM] Æbbit: Æbbit WAITS
[8:20:15 PM | Edited 8:20:17 PM] Bobbit: STOP
[8:20:18 PM] Nobbit: ARE THERE FIVE OF US ORIGINAL HOBBITS >.>
[8:20:19 PM] Bobbit: BABY TIME
[8:20:21 PM] Nobbit: HAHAH SOP
[8:20:26 PM] Bobbit: SHOOSH
[8:20:41 PM] Æbbit: Yeah, how many original Hobbits are there in here? o.o
[8:20:45 PM] Nobbit: ME, BOBBI, AMI, JENNY, AND ZEBBIES YESSSSSSS
[8:20:53 PM] Æbbit: HELLZ YEAH
[8:20:54 PM] Æbbit: Æbbit HIGH FIVES
[8:20:56 PM] Nobbit: IT'S QUESTING TIME D<
[8:20:59 PM] Nobbit: Nobbit HIGH FIVES
[8:21:08 PM] Bobbit: BUT WE NEED TWO MEN AND A WIZARD AND AN ELF AND A DWARF D:
[8:21:20 PM] Nobbit: JOE IS A MAN
[8:21:35 PM] Bobbit: (Also, there were four hobbits, Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin)
[8:21:40 PM] Bobbit: >.>
[8:21:41 PM] Nobbit: SHOOOOOOSH
[8:21:45 PM] Nobbit: SHOOOSH
[8:21:51 PM] fractalJester: I can be the Wizard
[8:21:51 PM] Bobbit: Bobbit is reading the books right now, don't kill her ><
[8:21:52 PM] Nobbit: DON'T RUIN IT YOU WHORE
[8:21:52 PM] fractalJester: fractalJester snorts.
[8:22:06 PM] Nobbit: MATHY IS ALSO A MAN
[8:22:13 PM] Nobbit: AND KYLE IS THE WIZARD
[8:22:13 PM] fractalJester: Though in Middle Earth mythos, if I recall correctly, weren't wizards sort of like angel-esq beings?
[8:22:14 PM] Æbbit: TWO MEN
[8:22:15 PM] Æbbit: 8D
[8:22:21 PM] Æbbit: HOT DAMN IT'S MY LUCKY DAY
[8:22:31 PM] Bobbit: I've only ever read the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings o.o
[8:22:39 PM] Nobbit: DOES THAT MEAN YOU CAN'T BE A WIZ--PAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAAAAA AMYYYYYY
[8:22:42 PM] Bobbit: The Silmarilion I couldn't get through
[8:22:43 PM] Æbbit: All three books of the LotR?
[8:22:53 PM] fractalJester: I can be the Wizard xD
[8:23:00 PM] Nobbit: okay
[8:23:01 PM] Bobbit: Yush, this is my second or third time reading them
[8:23:01 PM] Æbbit: I read the Silmarilion. It reads like the Bible, it really does.
[8:23:11 PM] Bobbit: It does, that's why I can't get through it >_O
[8:23:12 PM] Nobbit: WE NEED AN ELF AND A DWARF TO COMPLETE THIS QUEST
[8:23:13 PM] Æbbit: Kyle can be the Wizard. He likes to nuke things.
[8:23:18 PM] fractalJester: Mmm, I remember there being this big debate about people comparing Dumbledore to Gandalf when they weren't even in the same category because Gandalf wasn't just some human wizard.
[8:23:19 PM] Bard: I'll be the elf
biggrin [8:23:30 PM] Nobbit: can you shoot things
[8:23:33 PM] Bobbit: BARD CAN BE THE OTHER HUMAN, JOE CAN BE THE ELF BECAUSE ELVES WERE ALSO CALLED FAIRIES IN VARIOUS MYTHOS
[8:23:34 PM] Bard: Yes
[8:23:37 PM] Bobbit: Bobbit gets shot
[8:23:43 PM] Æbbit: Well now
[8:23:51 PM] Nobbit: THAT'S ENTIRELY UP TO JOE >.>
[8:23:55 PM] Æbbit: which human is Bard? The evil one or the king?
[8:24:00 PM] Bobbit: Aragorn
[8:24:02 PM] Nobbit: NO
[8:24:04 PM] Bard: Awesome.
[8:24:07 PM] Nobbit: HE'S THE ONE THE DIES, RIGHT?
[8:24:11 PM] Bobbit: Boromir got killed, I'm not letting my husbandu get killed D<
[8:24:12 PM] Bobbit: NO
[8:24:15 PM] Nobbit: DED
[8:24:18 PM] Nobbit: KILLED DED
[8:24:18 PM] Bard:
biggrin DD
[8:24:20 PM] Bobbit: MY HUSBANDU SHALL LIVE
[8:24:23 PM] Bard: Bard does not wnat to be ded
[8:24:25 PM] Bobbit: LIIIIIIVE I SAY
[8:24:29 PM] Nobbit: AND YOU'RE KILLING MATHY THEN? D<
[8:24:44 PM] Bard: MATHY NEVER STAYS DED
[8:24:45 PM] Æbbit: o_o
[8:24:45 PM] Bobbit: MATHY CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF
[8:24:52 PM] Æbbit: Yeah, Mathy is Kyle
[8:24:53 PM] Æbbit: so
[8:24:55 PM] Æbbit: it's all groovey
[8:25:02 PM] Bard: MATHY WILL DIE, THEN JUST WAKE UP AND GO, LOL NOPE
[8:25:06 PM] Bobbit: Mathy is future!AU!Gandalf?
[8:25:15 PM] Bobbit: MATHY IS MAGNETO
[8:25:17 PM] Æbbit: Yeah! Mathy is Kyle after Kyle has died
[8:25:18 PM] Nobbit: DWARF? WHO'S THE DWARF?
[8:25:24 PM] Nobbit: Bobbi can be the dwarf
[8:25:25 PM] Nobbit: that way
[8:25:28 PM] Nobbit: we have 4 hobbits
[8:25:29 PM] Æbbit: four hobbits
[8:25:31 PM] Æbbit: yeah
[8:25:32 PM] Æbbit: YEAH
[8:25:33 PM] Bobbit: I ALREADY CALLED DIBS ON THE DWARF
[8:25:39 PM] Nobbit: SWEET
[8:25:39 PM] Bobbit: ...wait
[8:25:40 PM] Bobbit: that
[8:25:43 PM] Æbbit: I'll be Sam! 8D
[8:25:47 PM] fractalJester: ...
[8:25:48 PM] Nobbit: NO TAKE BACKS D<
[8:25:50 PM] Bobbit: That makes Aragorn x Gimli OTP
[8:25:52 PM] fractalJester: Suddenly I don't want to be in this fandom.
[8:25:56 PM] Bard: ...
[8:26:00 PM] Nobbit: wat
[8:26:03 PM] Nobbit: whyyyyyy?
[8:26:03 PM] fractalJester: [10:24:48 PM] Bobbit: That makes Aragorn x Gimli OTP
[10:24:50 PM] fractalJester: Suddenly I don't want to be in this fandom.
[8:26:03 PM] Bard: Wait
[8:26:07 PM | Edited 8:26:18 PM] Nobbit: Nobbit whines ;n;
[8:26:10 PM] fractalJester: That's actually a fair timing
[8:26:17 PM] Bobbit: Bard is my husbandu, and he is Aragorn, and I am Gimli
[8:26:20 PM] Æbbit: a fair timing?
[8:26:21 PM] Æbbit: not just fair timing?
[8:26:27 PM] Bard: xD
[8:26:34 PM] Bobbit: At least it wasn't affair timing ;D
[8:26:39 PM] Bobbit: Bobbit gets shot again
[8:26:43 PM] Bobbit: Bobbit will run out of lives at this rate
[8:26:53 PM] Nobbit: WHICH OF THE 4 HOBBITSES AM I
[8:26:54 PM] Nobbit: OOH
[8:27:00 PM] Nobbit: WE NEED A GOLEM
[8:27:00 PM] Bobbit: BE MERRY
[8:27:01 PM] fractalJester: THE ONE THAT DOESN'T DIE D8
[8:27:03 PM] Bobbit: MERRY IS AWESOME
[8:27:12 PM] Nobbit: none of them die >.>
[8:27:16 PM] Bobbit: DANI CAN BE GOLLUM
[8:27:23 PM] Nobbit: PAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
[8:27:26 PM] Bobbit: Bobbit gets shot YET AGAIN
[8:27:29 PM] Nobbit: that's up to her >.>
[8:27:32 PM] Bobbit: Bobbit wonders who the hell is spawn camping D<
[8:27:34 PM] Nobbit: DAWN
[8:27:37 PM] Nobbit: I VOTE DAWN
[8:27:47 PM] Bobbit: DAWN ISN'T SICKLY ENOUGH
[8:27:53 PM] Bobbit: DAWN CAN BE BOROMIR
[8:27:55 PM] Bobbit: MAKE HER BE A MAN
[8:27:57 PM] Nobbit: THERE
[8:27:59 PM] Nobbit: DAWN IS THE MAN
[8:28:04 PM] Nobbit: BARD IS THE OTHER MAN
[8:28:07 PM] Nobbit: WAIT
[8:28:13 PM] Nobbit: JOE IS OUR PENDING ELF
[8:28:24 PM] fractalJester: WAIT WHO IS
[8:28:24 PM | Edited 8:28:26 PM] Nobbit: BOBBI IS THE DWARF
[8:28:27 PM] fractalJester: WHO IS THE ELF LADY
[8:28:30 PM] Bobbit: Who is Frodo or Pip?
[8:28:33 PM] Nobbit: KYLE IS THE--OOOH MEEE
[8:28:37 PM] Bobbit: GALADRIEL OR ARWEN?
[8:28:37 PM] Æbbit: CHIKA IS THE ELF LADY
[8:28:38 PM] Nobbit: OH BUT I'M A HOBBIT
[8:28:39 PM] Æbbit: O-O
[8:28:41 PM] Bard: MAKE MATHY THE ELF LADY
[8:28:48 PM] fractalJester: Bard x Mathy
[8:28:50 PM] fractalJester: Fun times.
[8:28:50 PM] Bobbit: WHICH ELF LADY THERE ARE TWO OF THEM
[8:28:51 PM] Nobbit: THAT IS ENTIRELY UP TO MATHY
[8:28:53 PM] Bard: UES
[8:28:54 PM] Bard: YES
[8:28:56 PM] Æbbit: WES
[8:28:59 PM] fractalJester: OH GOD
[8:29:02 PM] fractalJester: MAKE JOE THE ELF LADY
[8:29:05 PM] fractalJester: HE'LL KILL US ALL
[8:29:11 PM] Nobbit: BUT HE'S THE ELF MAN (PENDING) D:
[8:29:16 PM] fractalJester: I know
[8:29:16 PM] fractalJester: xD
[8:29:21 PM] Bobbit: WHICH
[8:29:21 PM] Bobbit: ELF
[8:29:22 PM] Bobbit: LADY
[8:29:22 PM] Bard: BUT IF DAWN IS BOROMIR, WHO WILL MATHY BE?
[8:29:24 PM] Bobbit: THERE
[8:29:25 PM] Bobbit: ARE
[8:29:25 PM] fractalJester: Bobbi
[8:29:26 PM] Bobbit: TWO
[8:29:26 PM] Bobbit: OF
[8:29:26 PM] fractalJester: Bobbi
[8:29:27 PM | Edited 8:29:29 PM] Nobbit: WE STILL NEED GOLEM
[8:29:27 PM] Bobbit: THEM
[8:29:28 PM] fractalJester: Bobbi
[8:29:29 PM] fractalJester: Think
[8:29:30 PM] fractalJester: Just
[8:29:32 PM] fractalJester: Just think for a moment
[8:29:44 PM] fractalJester: We were talking about Elf ladies
[8:29:48 PM] fractalJester: Someone suggested Mathy
[8:29:50 PM] fractalJester: I posted this
[8:29:51 PM] fractalJester: [8:27 PM] fractalJester:
<<< Bard x Mathy
[8:29:51 PM] Bobbit: From the looks of things you're talking Arwen, BUT NO ONE SPECIFIED
[8:29:57 PM] fractalJester: Bard is Aragorn
[8:30:02 PM] fractalJester: Who does Aragorn canonically get with
[8:30:02 PM] Bobbit: Bobbit demands names D<
[8:30:03 PM] fractalJester: Think
[8:30:05 PM] fractalJester: Just
[8:30:05 PM] fractalJester: Just think
[8:30:07 PM] Æbbit: XD
[8:30:09 PM] Nobbit: XDDD
[8:30:13 PM] fractalJester: It's /really/ not hard
[8:30:19 PM] fractalJester: It's called deductive reasoning
[8:30:22 PM] Bobbit: THINKING IS FOR PUSSIES
[8:30:26 PM] Æbbit: XDDD
[8:30:27 PM] *** fractalJester removed Bobbit from this conversation. ***
[8:30:32 PM] Nobbit: XDDDDDDDD
[8:30:34 PM] Bard: But she should be thinking, correctr?
[8:30:37 PM] *** Æbbit added Bobbit ***
[8:30:41 PM] Bard: I mean, by her own logic.
[8:30:44 PM] Bobbit: Thank you Aimee XD
[8:31:05 PM] Æbbit: Maybe Kyle should be Sauron.
[8:31:07 PM] fractalJester: I was going to, people are always quicker than I am at this
[8:31:13 PM] fractalJester: ...
[8:31:14 PM] Bara King Joe: Bara King Joe taps foot
[8:31:14 PM] Bobbit: Bobbit is going to guess there was a comment made about me not having a p***y
[8:31:15 PM] fractalJester: Hmmmmm
[8:31:23 PM] Bobbit: Hai Joe! 8D
[8:31:24 PM] Æbbit: He's a good villain, anyway~
[8:31:26 PM] fractalJester: JOE
[8:31:26 PM] fractalJester: JOE
[8:31:29 PM] Bara King Joe: Bara King Joe crosses arms
[8:31:30 PM] fractalJester: YOU'RE ARWEN NOW
[8:31:33 PM] fractalJester: <3
[8:31:39 PM] fractalJester: fractalJester flees into Noelle's hair.
[8:31:39 PM] Æbbit: NO, YOU'RE ORLANDO BLOOM
[8:31:40 PM] Æbbit: I MEAN
[8:31:42 PM] Æbbit: UH
[8:31:45 PM] Bobbit: LEGOLAS
[8:31:47 PM] Æbbit: YEAH
[8:31:50 PM] Æbbit: THAT GUY
[8:31:52 PM] Bobbit: Bobbit pats Aimee
[8:31:54 PM] Bara King Joe: ._.
[8:32:03 PM] Bobbit: Bobbit totes is still Gimli, man >w<
[8:32:08 PM] Bara King Joe: And here I was, crying away, and I come back to this
[8:32:10 PM] Bara King Joe: so mean ;A;
[8:32:18 PM] Bara King Joe: NO
[8:32:22 PM] Bara King Joe: I WAS KIDDING
[8:32:23 PM] Bara King Joe: KINDA
[8:32:25 PM] Bobbit: BUT YOU CAN BE MY BFF AND WE CAN HAVE KILLING CONTESTS
[8:32:34 PM] Bara King Joe: I was crying, but it was cause of sad show
[8:32:42 PM | Edited 8:33:26 PM] Nobbit: SO . . .
Pippin = ?
Merry = ?
Frodo = ?
Sam = FRIKKEN AMY BITCHES
Man #1 = Bard
Man #2 = Dawn
Elf man = maybe Jojo
Dwarf = Bobbi
Golem = unknown
AND THEN WE HAVE 2 ELF LADIES
[8:32:42 PM] Bard: [8:31 PM] Bobbit:
<<< Mizu-Waifu is going to guess there was a comment made about me not having a pussyNo no, I said that because you had a p***y it was your job to think.
[8:32:48 PM] Æbbit: NO
[8:32:49 PM] Æbbit: I'M SAM
[8:32:52 PM] Bobbit: *Gollum
[8:32:53 PM] Æbbit: Æbbit THROWS A FIT
[8:32:57 PM] Nobbit: YOU'RE SAM
[8:33:00 PM] Nobbit: OKAY
[8:33:04 PM] Nobbit: I SHALL FIX
[8:33:09 PM] Æbbit: LOOK AT HOW SELFLESS AND s**t I AM
[8:33:11 PM] Æbbit: DAMMIT
[8:33:18 PM] fractalJester: And modest, to boot
[8:33:21 PM] Bobbit: BUT ARE YOU GAY FOR FRODO?
[8:33:24 PM] Æbbit: AND FREAKIN' HUMBLE, TOO
[8:33:30 PM] Æbbit: DEPENDS
[8:33:31 PM] Nobbit: DONE
[8:33:33 PM] Æbbit: FRODO MIGHT BE ZEBA
[8:33:34 PM] Æbbit: SO YEAH
[8:33:37 PM] Bobbit: XD
[8:33:44 PM] fractalJester: Amy's gay for an underage girl
[8:33:46 PM] fractalJester: I could see it.
[8:33:52 PM] Nobbit: Nobbit TEE HEES
[8:33:52 PM] Bobbit: Bobbit snerks
[8:34:15 PM] fractalJester: Hmm
[8:34:24 PM] fractalJester: Maybe I should be Boromir
[8:34:27 PM] fractalJester: So I can just go die
[8:34:28 PM] Æbbit: Forgot Zeba's age, did we? xDD
[8:34:35 PM] Bobbit: WHY DO YOU WANT TO DIE?! D:
[8:34:35 PM] fractalJester: Zeba's 14 o.o
[8:34:48 PM] Æbbit: Zeba's 17 o.o
[8:34:53 PM] fractalJester: 14.
[8:34:56 PM] fractalJester: Always and forever 14.
[8:34:57 PM] Nobbit: . . . XDDD
[8:35:00 PM] Bobbit: ZEBA, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
[8:35:04 PM] fractalJester: She's 17 xD
[8:35:15 PM] fractalJester: I tease her about being underage anyway because of the 14 nonsense
[8:35:17 PM] Nobbit: GUYS, STOP MESSING UP THE LINE UP
[8:35:18 PM] Bobbit: Bobbit shall now call Kyle Zeba
[8:35:23 PM] Nobbit: I CAN'T KEEP TRACK D:
[8:35:31 PM] Æbbit: Because at 14 she was more mature than mature people =w=
[8:35:31 PM] fractalJester: I'M GOING TO DIE A SELFISH a**
[8:35:35 PM] Æbbit: 'cause she's awesome
[8:35:46 PM] fractalJester: Or
[8:35:46 PM] fractalJester: I dunno
[8:35:51 PM] Nobbit: THERE'S A SOLUTION TO ALL OF THIS
[8:35:54 PM] Nobbit: I SHALL BE EVERYONE
[8:35:54 PM] Bobbit: Bobbit shuts up about things >.>
[8:35:56 PM] Æbbit: BABIES
[8:35:57 PM] Nobbit: A ONE MAN TEAM
[8:35:59 PM] fractalJester: fractalJester puts on the One Ring.
[8:36:04 PM] Nobbit: I'M JUST THAT AWESOME
[8:36:04 PM] fractalJester: fractalJester goes back to his homework.
[8:36:05 PM] Nobbit: KYLE
[8:36:10 PM] Nobbit: DON'T TURN INTO MY MOTHER
[8:36:13 PM] Æbbit: He just went invisible, yo
[8:36:15 PM] Æbbit: yo
[8:36:18 PM] Nobbit: YOU WILL TURN INTO MY MOTHER IF YOU WEAR THAT
[8:36:20 PM] Æbbit: see, yo
[8:36:20 PM] Bobbit: Yoyo! XD
[8:36:25 PM] Æbbit: xD
[8:36:33 PM] fractalJester: MY NAME IS BILBO BAGGINS
[8:36:35 PM] fractalJester: THIS IS MY PRECIOUS
[8:36:38 PM] Nobbit: And who is going to be Hagrid?
[8:36:40 PM] fractalJester: AND I AM DOING HOMEWORK D<
[8:36:45 PM] fractalJester: ... wait what
[8:36:50 PM] fractalJester: Hagrid
[8:36:50 PM] Bobbit: Alas, eleventy one years is far too short a time to spend amongst such excellent and admirable hobbits.
[8:36:53 PM] Nobbit: Nobbit snickers
[8:37:02 PM] Jebbit: I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW GIRLY GIRLS EXIST. I just tried painting my nails but got fed up and impatient with the need to type... and now, they're all ruined. OnO;;
[8:37:03 PM] fractalJester: I'm so lost
[8:37:04 PM] Bobbit: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
[8:37:05 PM] Jebbit: Jebbit gives up
[8:37:16 PM] Bobbit: Bobbit huggles Lavi
[8:37:21 PM] Nobbit: Nobbit pats Kyle
[8:37:31 PM] fractalJester: You can be a girly girl without looking the part, Jen
[8:37:32 PM] Nobbit: Nobbit snuggles lavi and fixes her nails D:
[8:37:36 PM] Æbbit: Æbbit huggles Jenny
[8:37:51 PM] fractalJester: It's all in the personality
[8:37:54 PM] fractalJester: I'm a girly girl
[8:37:58 PM] Jebbit: XDDD
[8:38:01 PM] Nobbit: Mizu, DID YOU JUST CALL ME A HALF? D<
[8:38:02 PM] Æbbit: Kyle knows, he does it often
[8:38:06 PM] Æbbit: muwuahahahha!
[8:38:09 PM] Jebbit: hahaha
[8:38:16 PM] Jebbit: XD~!
[8:38:30 PM] fractalJester: If I could paint my nails and not have my sexuality questioned every minute of the day I would.
[8:38:43 PM] Nobbit: CLEAR NAIL POLISH~
[8:38:46 PM] fractalJester: No no
[8:38:51 PM] fractalJester: I want colors o.o
[8:38:52 PM] Jebbit: But you have to wait like TWO HOURS FOR THEM TO DRY OnO!!!!
[8:39:12 PM] Nobbit: YEAH, ESPECIALLY WITH ALL THE LAYERING THAT YOU HAVE TO DO D<
[8:39:13 PM] Jebbit: Jebbit is totally teaming up with Noelle to paint Kyle's nails when he comes to Cali >w> ;;
[8:39:13 PM] Bobbit: On 2/22/12, at 10:38 PM, Nobbit wrote:
> Mizu, DID YOU JUST CALL ME A HALF? D<
WAIT WHAT?
[8:39:28 PM] Nobbit: [8:37 PM] Bobbit:
<<< I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
[8:39:33 PM] Bobbit: XD
[8:39:39 PM] fractalJester: You said half two too many times, me thinks o.o
[8:39:46 PM] fractalJester: Or I've never heard it quoted properly
[8:39:51 PM] Æbbit: Not just any color. Rainbow. o.o Paint them rainbow, man
[8:39:59 PM] Bobbit: You've never heard it quoted properly
[8:40:05 PM] Bobbit: That was a direct quote. o.o
[8:40:06 PM] Nobbit: FRIKKEN RAINBOW
[8:40:10 PM] Nobbit: LIKE THOSE ETSY RINGS
[8:40:14 PM] Æbbit: OGOD YES
[8:40:15 PM] fractalJester: OH WAIT
[8:40:16 PM] Æbbit: SO PRETTY
[8:40:19 PM] fractalJester: I was reading it wrong
[8:40:29 PM] fractalJester: Yeah, no, that's right
[8:40:29 PM] fractalJester: xD
[8:40:40 PM] Bobbit: It better be, I have that line memorized. oO
[8:40:41 PM] Nobbit: FRIKKEN RAINBOW WEDDING RINGS MAN
[8:40:50 PM] Bobbit: DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY 'CROSS THE SKY~
[8:40:50 PM] Nobbit: I'd never want one
[8:40:54 PM] Nobbit: but they're cool
[8:40:56 PM] Nobbit: NO BOBBI
[8:40:56 PM | Edited 8:40:59 PM] Nobbit: BAD
[8:41:09 PM] Bobbit: BUT I LIKE THAT SONG D:
[8:41:12 PM] fractalJester: OH
[8:41:13 PM] fractalJester: OH
[8:41:14 PM] fractalJester: I KNOW
[8:41:20 PM] fractalJester: I SHOULD BE AN ENT.
[8:41:26 PM] Nobbit: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[8:41:33 PM] Nobbit: THEY'RE SO BAD a** D8<
[8:41:37 PM] Bobbit: TREEBEARD OR QUICKBEAM?
[8:41:38 PM] Æbbit: STEP ON BAD GUYS
[8:41:40 PM] fractalJester: That way I can be totally insignificant except for a small portion of the story.
[8:41:40 PM] Æbbit: INSTA-KILL
[8:41:51 PM] Bobbit: Bobbit is pretty sure those are the only named Ents >.>
[8:42:05 PM] fractalJester: I won't have a name.
[8:42:07 PM] fractalJester: =w=
[8:42:15 PM] Æbbit: Woody
[8:42:18 PM] Æbbit: Æbbit snickers
[8:42:27 PM] Bara King Joe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=W6xKhth3K8Q[8:42:28 PM] Nobbit: OKAY, SO WE HAVE DAWN AS A MAN, AND--Amy . . .
[8:42:31 PM] Bara King Joe: enjoy
[8:42:31 PM] Nobbit: you just killed me
[8:42:32 PM] Bobbit: They tear down gigantic stone monoliths that have withstood thousands of years of weather and a few sieges WITH THEIR FINGERS
[8:42:49 PM] Nobbit: ANYWAY
[8:42:58 PM] Nobbit: Bard is man number two
[8:42:59 PM] Nobbit: JOE
[8:43:07 PM] Nobbit: DO YOU ACCEPT BEING AN ELF?
[8:43:14 PM] Nobbit: OR WOULD YOU PREFER ANOTHER PART
[8:43:24 PM] Nobbit: DAWN CAN BE KICKED OFF ANY PART
[8:43:27 PM] Nobbit: BECAUSE
[8:43:28 PM] Nobbit: WELL
[8:43:30 PM] Nobbit: SHE'S NOT HERE
[8:43:33 PM] Bard: Since when did I become man number two?
[8:43:36 PM] Bard: I was number one.
[8:43:44 PM] Nobbit: screw you, you're number 2
[8:43:47 PM] Æbbit: He's the king
[8:43:48 PM] Æbbit: NO
[8:43:51 PM] Nobbit: he doesn't DIE
[8:43:52 PM] Æbbit: HE'S THE KING
[8:43:53 PM] Bobbit: ARAGOOOOOOORN
[8:44:05 PM] Nobbit: THE DEAD GUY AT LEAST DESERVES TO BE NUMBER ONE
[8:44:10 PM] Bard: Ah.
[8:44:11 PM] Nobbit: GIVE HIM THAT MUCH
[8:44:12 PM | Edited 8:44:14 PM] Nobbit: COME ON
[8:44:14 PM] Æbbit: ... OKAY THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE
[8:44:14 PM] Bard: I was wondering where you were going with that.
[8:44:22 PM] Æbbit: BUT JUST THIS ONCE
[8:44:28 PM] Æbbit: WHICH IS THANKFULLY ALL DEAD GUYS NEED
[8:44:31 PM] Nobbit: Nobbit IS VICTORIOUS
[8:44:37 PM] fractalJester: [8:42 PM] Bard:
<<< Since when did I become man number two?
I was number one.
[8:44:38 PM] fractalJester: fractalJester snorts.
[8:44:44 PM] fractalJester: Poor Kyle 2.
[8:44:49 PM] Nobbit: PAHAHAHAHAHA
[8:44:53 PM] Bara King Joe: I'm fine with being the elf. I mean, I'm a bit manly to be the elf, but oooooookaaaaaaaaaaay
[8:44:54 PM] Nobbit: good times
[8:45:08 PM] Nobbit: Legolas is pretty cool, though o.o
[8:45:24 PM] Bobbit: He's much cooler in the books than in the movies.
[8:45:30 PM] Æbbit: Legolas if freakin HOT
[8:45:33 PM] Æbbit: Just sayin'
[8:45:45 PM] Æbbit: and he's got a history that goes WAY back
[8:45:48 PM] Æbbit: he's not an ordinary elf
[8:45:51 PM] fractalJester: Joe would fit Aragorn better
[8:45:51 PM] Æbbit: he's old
[8:45:52 PM] Nobbit: and then there's elf girl's dady elf who is the badass ruler of the ELF WORLD
[8:45:52 PM] fractalJester: fractalJester coughs.
[8:46:01 PM] Bobbit: Elrond
[8:46:05 PM] Nobbit: THAT GUY
[8:46:14 PM] Nobbit: COMMANDING THE ELF ARMY AND s**t
[8:46:20 PM] Bobbit: Bobbit should probably ignore you guys, is going to be correcting EVERYTHING until she's done reading the books XD
[8:46:23 PM] Jebbit: XDDD
[8:46:29 PM] Nobbit: no, keep correcting
[8:46:30 PM] Æbbit: I love how Bobbi's just on the ball on all this information. XD and we're all 'yeah!'
[8:46:34 PM] Nobbit: without you I'd not know any names
[8:46:39 PM] Nobbit: XDD
[8:46:40 PM] Bara King Joe: Bara King Joe coughs with Kyle
[8:46:48 PM] Jebbit: [8:46 PM] Nobbit:
<<< THAT GUY
COMMANDING THE ELF ARMY AND SHITHAHAHAHAHA <3
[8:46:48 PM] Nobbit: FIGHT WITH BARD OVER IT
[8:46:49 PM] Æbbit: [8:46 PM] Bara King Joe:
<<< Bara King Joe coughs with Kyle
[8:46:50 PM] Nobbit: TO THE DEATH
[8:46:52 PM] Nobbit: GO
[8:47:05 PM] Nobbit: Nobbit snuggles Jenny XDD
[8:47:32 PM] Nobbit: VICTOR LIVES TO BE ARAGORN
[8:47:33 PM] Jebbit: Jebbit ninja huggleths Noelley >w<
[8:47:37 PM] fractalJester: Oh
[8:47:38 PM] fractalJester: Is that all?
[8:47:40 PM] Bard: GUYS. I'M GOING TO DIE.
[8:47:45 PM] Nobbit: ^W^
[8:47:45 PM] Bard: I JUST LOST SIGHT OF THIS SPIDER.
[8:47:47 PM] Bard: ******** PM] fractalJester: Bam.
[8:47:53 PM] Nobbit: then you're BORRIMIR
[8:47:53 PM] fractalJester: I win.
[8:47:54 PM] Nobbit: DONE
[8:47:54 PM] Bard: KYLE.
[8:47:56 PM] Bard: COME KILL IT
[8:48:01 PM] fractalJester: Kill it?
[8:48:02 PM] Bard: USE YOUR SPIDEY SENSE
[8:48:04 PM] Bard: SPIDER
[8:48:04 PM] Bobbit: *Boromir
[8:48:05 PM] fractalJester: But I sent it there to kill you
[8:48:07 PM] Nobbit: YEAH
[8:48:08 PM] fractalJester: So Joe could be Aragorn.
[8:48:09 PM] Nobbit: THAT GUY
[8:48:10 PM] Bard: DON'T LIE
[8:48:13 PM] Bard: YOU KILL EVERY SPIDER YOU SEE.
[8:48:14 PM] Nobbit: DYING AND s**t
[8:48:22 PM] fractalJester: Not -every- spider
[8:48:28 PM] fractalJester: Just the ones that are too close for comfort
[8:48:35 PM] Nobbit: yes, Joe is Aragorn
[8:48:36 PM] fractalJester: Or the ones that try hiding
[8:48:39 PM] fractalJester: If you hide, I hunt.
[8:48:41 PM] fractalJester: That's the rule
[8:48:43 PM] Bard: Is your comfort zone within a mile?
[8:48:54 PM] Bara King Joe: You know, I can solve this REALLY easily
[8:48:56 PM] Nobbit: Bard gave up the title when he said he'd die
[8:49:00 PM] *** Bara King Joe removed Bard from this conversation. ***
[8:49:02 PM] Bara King Joe: boom
[8:49:03 PM] Nobbit: yep
[8:49:03 PM] fractalJester: Awww
[8:49:06 PM] fractalJester: I was gonna do that
[8:49:09 PM] *** Bara King Joe added Bard ***
[8:49:11 PM] fractalJester: But then he had the spider thing
[8:49:16 PM] Bard: Spiders don't count.
[8:49:18 PM] Bard: They never count.
[8:49:20 PM] Bara King Joe: I win 8D
[8:49:20 PM] Nobbit: hay, he was already ded
[8:49:28 PM] Nobbit: spiders killed him
[8:49:34 PM] Zebbit: Aragog's dead ;w;.
[8:49:35 PM] Nobbit: LIKE THAT BIG SPIDER
[8:49:39 PM] Bara King Joe: I made sure of it
[8:49:41 PM] Nobbit: SHELOB
[8:49:50 PM] Bobbit: OH SURE YOU REMEMBER THE SPIDER
[8:49:51 PM] Bobbit: XD
[8:49:58 PM] Nobbit: IT'S A FRIKKEN SPIDER
[8:50:02 PM] Nobbit: OF COURSE I REMEMBER IT
[8:50:10 PM] Nobbit: XDDD
[8:50:12 PM] Æbbit: Reason #1 to read the Silmarilion, you learn the history of a spider even bigger than Shelob
[8:50:58 PM] Bobbit: Well Shelob isn't even technically a spider. She was described as "spider-like," however nowhere in her one appearance was she outright called a spider.
[8:51:11 PM] Nobbit: so Joe is Aragorn, Bard is Boron, we still need to figure out hobbits
[8:51:15 PM] Nobbit: we need an elf
[8:51:21 PM] Nobbit: and a wizard
[8:51:24 PM] Bobbit: *Boromir
[8:51:34 PM] fractalJester: Lessee
[8:51:34 PM] Bobbit: Wait, you're spelling his name wrong on purpose, aren't you? XD
[8:51:42 PM] fractalJester: Who would make a good savior-angel-wizard-person
[8:51:42 PM] Nobbit: at this point I'm spelling his name wrong on--SPOT ON
[8:52:03 PM] Bobbit: So long as you don't call him Bangledesh at any point tonight, I'm good
[8:52:07 PM] Æbbit: Jenny
[8:52:11 PM] fractalJester: I was thinking Jenny
[8:52:12 PM] fractalJester: xD
[8:52:12 PM] Æbbit: Savior angel wizard person
[8:52:14 PM] Æbbit: XD
[8:52:20 PM] Nobbit: why not bangladesh? XDD
[8:52:26 PM] Nobbit: BUT SHE'S A HOBBIT
[8:52:27 PM] Fate: Who's our dwarf?
[8:52:28 PM] Nobbit: TTT
[8:52:30 PM] fractalJester: Oh right
[8:52:32 PM] Bobbit: I'M THE DWARF
[8:52:33 PM] fractalJester: Jebbit
[8:52:35 PM] Nobbit: MIZU
[8:52:39 PM] Nobbit: is the dwarf
[8:52:41 PM] Jebbit: XDDD
[8:52:45 PM] Bobbit: I'M THE DWARF
[8:52:46 PM] fractalJester: ******** I'm the wizard aren't I
[8:52:47 PM] Æbbit: James, then?
[8:52:47 PM] Bobbit: THE DWARF IS ME
[8:52:49 PM] fractalJester: By default
[8:52:55 PM] Nobbit: YOU CAN BE THE ELF
[8:53:03 PM] Bobbit: James can be Saruman
[8:53:03 PM] Fate: No, you're the pretty boy elf, Kyle. 8D
[8:53:05 PM] Bobbit: Just because
[8:53:10 PM] fractalJester: I'm more likely to use magic than a bow
[8:53:12 PM] fractalJester: fractalJester shrugs.
[8:53:17 PM] Bobbit: Bobbit has no logical reason for James being Saruman
[8:53:27 PM] fractalJester: AJORA SHALL BE SAURON
[8:53:30 PM] Fate: I am nobody! 8D
[8:53:33 PM] Bobbit: CLOSE ENOUGH
[8:53:37 PM] fractalJester: ;dsklfj;aj
[8:53:37 PM] fractalJester: NICH
[8:53:38 PM] Bobbit: Nick can be Gollum!
[8:53:40 PM] fractalJester: NICH IS GOLLUM
[8:53:41 PM] Nobbit: YESSSSS
[8:53:42 PM] Bobbit: YES
[8:53:43 PM] Nobbit: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[8:53:46 PM] Dabbit: ...
[8:53:48 PM] fractalJester: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[8:53:55 PM] Bobbit: AND DAWN IS PIPPIN
[8:53:58 PM] Nobbit: NO
[8:53:59 PM | Edited 8:54:03 PM] Bobbit: BECAUSE PIPPIN IS... WELL
[8:54:00 PM] Nobbit: SHE'S NOT A HOBBIT
[8:54:03 PM] Dabbit: What? O_O
[8:54:11 PM] Nobbit: SHE'S NOT ONE OF THE HOBBIT FOUR
[8:54:18 PM] Fate: ._.
[8:54:24 PM] Bard: I THOUGHT DAWN WAS BORON
[8:54:26 PM] Bobbit: BUT I'M ONE OF THE HOBBIT FOUR AND I'M A DWARF
[8:54:27 PM] Nobbit: we love you Nick
[8:54:29 PM] Dabbit: What did I come in on?
[8:54:30 PM] Nobbit: it's okay
[8:54:31 PM] Nobbit: XDD
[8:54:32 PM] Fate: Please, I'm the Elf King who does nothing
[8:54:38 PM] Bobbit: We're assigning people to LotR roles
[8:54:38 PM] Fate: Fate has to go look at the name
[8:54:38 PM] Æbbit: Elrond?
[8:54:39 PM] fractalJester: Jebbit Nobbit Aebbit Zebbit
[8:54:44 PM] Dabbit: Oh...
[8:54:44 PM] Bara King Joe: Don't worry, Nich, I was almost Arwin before I became Aragorn
[8:54:51 PM] Bobbit: AEBBIT WAS THE FIFTH HOBBIT
[8:54:51 PM] Bard: Bard wants to be Arwin
[8:54:55 PM] Æbbit: *Æbbit
[8:54:58 PM] Bobbit: IT WAS NOBBIT BOBBIT JEBBIT ZEBBIT D<
[8:55:01 PM] fractalJester: But you're the dwarf
[8:55:03 PM] Fate: Wait, who is Arwin?
[8:55:04 PM] Bobbit: *Arwen
[8:55:05 PM] fractalJester: So you lose your hobbit status
[8:55:06 PM] Nobbit: BARD, YOU CAN'T BE ARWIN
[8:55:07 PM] fractalJester: =D
[8:55:10 PM] Nobbit: YOU'RE BANGKOK
[8:55:12 PM] Dabbit: o.o
[8:55:14 PM] Bard: NO
[8:55:14 PM] Fate: WHO'S MY APPARANT DAUGHTER.
[8:55:14 PM] Bard: HE DIES
[8:55:16 PM] Æbbit: then who am I? D:
[8:55:18 PM] Æbbit: WHO AM I?
[8:55:19 PM | Edited 8:55:27 PM] Bard: I WANNA BE ARWING
[8:55:24 PM] fractalJester: ...
[8:55:25 PM] fractalJester: Nich
[8:55:27 PM] fractalJester: You're not Elrond
[8:55:31 PM] fractalJester: You're Gollum
[8:55:34 PM] Nobbit: YOU CAN'T SPELL HER NAME WRONG
[8:55:38 PM] fractalJester: You're too goofy to be Elrond
[8:55:40 PM] Bard: FIEN
[8:55:44 PM] Dabbit: ._.;;;
[8:55:44 PM] Bobbit: Yes, Nick is forever Gollum
[8:55:46 PM | Edited 8:55:49 PM] Nobbit: ONLY BANGLADESH'S NAME CAN BE SPELLT WRONG
[8:55:50 PM] Æbbit: Gollum isn't goofy, though
[8:55:56 PM | Edited 8:56:08 PM] Bard: Bard WANTS TO BE ARWEN
[8:55:58 PM] fractalJester: He's goofier than Elrond.
[8:55:59 PM] Bobbit: DAMMIT NOELLE WHAT DID I TELL YOU? D<
[8:56:03 PM] Bard: ******** PM] Jebbit: XDDD
[8:56:06 PM] Nobbit: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
[8:56:11 PM] Nobbit: YOU SAID NOT TO WITHOUT REASONING
[8:56:12 PM] Bobbit: Gollum is quite goofy, Aimee. oO
[8:56:16 PM] Nobbit: SO I DID IT
[8:56:18 PM] Nobbit: NATURALLY
[8:56:29 PM] Bard: WHO IS MATHY?
[8:56:31 PM] fractalJester: That's my wife <3
[8:56:34 PM] Bobbit: MATHY IS MATHY
[8:56:36 PM] Nobbit: ;DD
[8:56:36 PM] Æbbit: Bilbo is goofy. Be Bilbo
[8:56:36 PM] Bobbit: DUH
[8:56:38 PM] fractalJester: MATHY
[8:56:41 PM] fractalJester: MATHY YOU'RE UM
[8:56:43 PM] Bobbit: MATHY CAN BE BILBO
[8:56:44 PM] fractalJester: MATHY IS BILBO
[8:56:46 PM] Bobbit: BECAUSE BILBO IS AWESOME
[8:56:47 PM] fractalJester: WAIT NO
[8:56:48 PM] Dabbit: I am not going to try to Understand anything that is going on here. XD
[8:56:50 PM] Bobbit: AND EVERYONE LOVES BILBO
[8:56:51 PM] fractalJester: MATHY IS ARWEN
[8:56:54 PM] fractalJester: ARAGORN x ARWEN
[8:57:06 PM] Nobbit: HE JUST WENT THERE
[8:57:11 PM] Nobbit: >___>
[8:57:12 PM] Bobbit: Who is Eowyn? Or Eomir? Or Faramir? Or Theoden? OR TOM BOMBADIL
[8:57:15 PM] Bobbit: WE NEED A TOM BOMBADIL
[8:57:17 PM] Æbbit: But Bard is Aragorn, I thought?
[8:57:22 PM] fractalJester: No
[8:57:22 PM] Æbbit: NICH
[8:57:24 PM] Æbbit: CAN BE TOM
[8:57:26 PM] fractalJester: Joe beat Kyle 2
[8:57:26 PM] Æbbit: 8DDD
[8:57:32 PM] Bard: CHEATED
[8:57:33 PM] fractalJester: Joe earned Aragorn's title
[8:57:45 PM] Æbbit: Says who?
[8:57:45 PM] fractalJester: YOU CRIED OUT FOR /ME/ AT THE SIGHT OF A SPIDER
[8:57:48 PM] Bard: WE DID NOT ENGAGE IN FISTICUFFS
[8:57:48 PM] Æbbit: D8<
[8:57:49 PM] Zebbit: [5:55:50 p.m.] Bobbit: Yes, Nick is forever Gollum
[5:55:51 p.m. | Edited 5:55:55 p.m.] Nobbit: ONLY BANGLADESH'S NAME CAN BE SPELLT WRONG
[5:55:56 p.m.] Æbbit: Gollum isn't goofy, though
I find this ironic because my father, who is from Bangladesh, has a name very similar to Gollum.
[8:57:50 PM] fractalJester: -MEEEE-
[8:57:50 PM] Bobbit: BUT TOM HAS A WIFE NAMED GOLDBERRY. WHO IS GOLDBERRY, AND WHY WOULD WE GIVE NICK A WIFE?
[8:57:59 PM] Bard: I CRIED OUT FOR MYSELF.
[8:58:03 PM] Zebbit: I THOUGHT NICK HAD A WIFE
[8:58:05 PM] Bard: I WAS GATHERING COURAGE.
[8:58:18 PM] Nobbit: JOE IS ARAGORN, BARD IS BANKOFAMERICA, WE HAVE FOUR HOBBITS, BOBBI IS THE DWARF . . .
[8:58:20 PM] fractalJester: YOU LIE WORSE THAN A TREE THAT HASN'T BEEN CUT OR KNOCKED DOWN
[8:58:22 PM] Fate: I do not have a wife.
[8:58:25 PM] Bard: SHUT UP
[8:58:28 PM] Nobbit: WE NEED WIZARDS AND ELVES
[8:58:29 PM] Bard: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AN ENT
[8:58:31 PM] Fate: Forever single; that's me.
[8:58:32 PM] Zebbit: [8:58 PM] Nobbit:
<<< BARD IS BANKOFAMERICAPAHAHAHA
[8:58:39 PM] fractalJester: I TOLD YOU I'M GANDALF NOELLE
[8:58:42 PM] Nobbit: OH
[8:58:43 PM] Bobbit: OH GOOD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE LAUGHING AT THAT XD
[8:58:48 PM] Nobbit: I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ENT, YOU SILLY MAN
[8:58:56 PM] Æbbit: YEAH
[8:58:57 PM] Æbbit: WOODY
[8:58:58 PM] Bard: YEAH
[8:59:01 PM] fractalJester: I SAY A LOT OF THINGS
[8:59:07 PM] fractalJester: WHO ELSE SAYS A LOT OF THINGS?
[8:59:08 PM] Ribbit: Chuck Norris...
[8:59:09 PM] fractalJester: GANDALF.
[8:59:11 PM] Zebbit: [5:58:54 p.m.] Nobbit: I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ENT, YOU SILLY MAN
[5:59:01 p.m.] Æbbit: YEAH
[5:59:02 p.m.] Æbbit: WOODY
TEEHEEE
[8:59:17 PM] Bard: AND BILBO
[8:59:18 PM] Zebbit: I DO ;D
[8:59:22 PM] Zebbit: d***o?
[8:59:26 PM] fractalJester: A WIZARD IS NEVER LATE
[8:59:28 PM] fractalJester: NOR IS HE EARLY
[8:59:33 PM] fractalJester: HE ARRIVES PRECISELY WHEN HE MEANS TO.
[8:59:34 PM] Bard: d***o THE ENT?
[8:59:36 PM] Nobbit: BECAUSE HE'S A WIZARD
[8:59:40 PM] Nobbit: AND CAN BLOW s**t UP
[8:59:41 PM] Dabbit: O_O
[8:59:41 PM] Zebbit: NO D8
[8:59:44 PM] Mathy: o-o
[8:59:50 PM] fractalJester: ...
[8:59:52 PM] Jebbit: I JUST PICTURED GANDALF GOING TO BANK OF AMERICA SOMEWHERE IN MORDOR.
[8:59:52 PM] fractalJester: Guys.
[8:59:54 PM] Zebbit: I'M DIRTY MINDED SO WHEN I SEE DI-I MEAN BILBO...
[8:59:54 PM] Dabbit: Dabbit clings to Mathy.
[8:59:56 PM] Bobbit: GANDALF IS A WISE AND VENERABLE WIZARD WHO MANIPULATES THOSE LESSER THAN HE INTO DOING HIS BIDDING IN AN ATTEMPT TO KEEP THE WORLD FROM DESTROYING ITSELF
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