PSAs With Kwaggy! time!

Kids, queue for the right mode. Before you hit that "Match Me With Teammates" button, stop. Take a look at the choices you have selected. If you want to, for example, give jungle Nautilus a try, take a second and make sure you actually have Summoner's Rift selected. (Or if you want the true man's jungle experience, queue Twisted Treeline. Like putting your balls through a cheese grater.) If you want to run BoM + 5PD Janna... well don't but if you really feel like ruining someone's day at least go to Dominion where she can actually do some good. This is especially true when you're queuing with friends, or queuing PvP, because if you don't catch it quick enough, you just accidentally ruined a game that actually counts. And if you do catch it quick enough, sure the game's not ruined but you just inconvenienced 9 other people because now they have to go back into the queue as well.

And last but not least, if you DID queue the wrong mode, it is YOUR responsibility to queue dodge to save the situation. I can't tell you how often I've seen people queue the wrong map, or queue PvP when they meant to queue Co-op, and then ask their teammates to dodge so they can leave the queue while it finds a replacement. It is YOUR fault that you are in this situation. No one else's. Thus, it is your responsibility to accept the queue dodge penalty, because it is your fault. I don't care if you're on thin ice from previous queue dodging infractions. If it is your damn fault that you're in a situation that requires a queue dodge, then you're the one that should be dodging.

[Kwaggy's Note: If you don't believe me when I say jungling in TT is like putting your reproductive organs through a cheese grater, you clearly have never tried it. I would say go try it and broaden your horizons, but some of you might take that suggestion and actually go do it, then I'd feel like a d**k AND have to pay your hospital bills for when you cause yourself grievous self-harm because the experience drove you to insanity.]