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I honestly don't remember much of the skype conversation. It's like a huge blur. I do remember that he kept cutting me off from what I wanted to say until I finally told him he could listen to me and let me finish, or I would just stop talking.

And I remember Chee having to stay in the other room so he couldn't hear her laughing. <.<; I can't remember if that was the time he was like 'You never admit you're wrong!!!!!" And I was just like "Er...because I'm not. o.O;"

Honestly, though, in addition to the constant flipping out at people OOC, there was so much other fail going on. The hairbrained ideas, characters ripped of anime (which we, sadly, didn't find out until much later), treating us like we were all stupid, fail RP posts.

Here are some that I remember:

He had this big thing about how he totally knew everything about steampunk because he was in the Air Force [academy]. As if airplanes and steam powered airships are remotely the same thing. But I can't tell you how many times he said this. And he was constantly shoving his knowledge of aircraft down our throats in the RP with these stupidly detailed posts. And then he'd leave these horribly condescending ooc notes like "I hope this wasn't too technical for you" and then he'd explain the definition of words like 'lift' and 'propulsion.' Like...because we were all girls, we wouldn't know what lift was, in aeronautical terms.

His Fiance had the worst Mary Sue ever. She was this "fiery" redhead who hated all things girly because she was a rough and tumble airship captain--and they totally can't like ANYTHING girly. AT ALL. Because otherwise...it's just BAD. Her name was Sylphinn. Her ship was named The Sylph. Because it's not at all retarded to name your ship after yourself.

Protip: If you're going to be really rude to people in the RP and flounce the guild when you're told you have to interact with people besides your man, then LIE to people and say you were banned from the guild, when you left of your own free will.......do not not name your character anything that sounds like an STD. Because trust me, the other players will privately refer to her as Syphylis instead of Sylphinn.

Just saying.

Ahem.

Anyway. In nearly every post for Sylphinn, Fiance mentioned her boots and that they clicked when she walked. It was always "She walked down the hall, her boots clicking as she went." "Her boots clicked as she walked. "They boots.....They clicked. O.O" "The clicking...it haunts me. '^' " Seriously...it was really irritating. She would also put in completely ridiculous things like the time Sylphinn turned and walked down the hall backwards "because yes, she really did know her ship THAT well" as if walking backwards down a straight hall is...difficult.

They kept trying to steer the RP into this huge war-oriented plot, where their airship would play a critical role, somehow. And we kept telling him there were not enough characters WITH airships, or military characters in general, to support a plot like that. There were several long, pissy discussions about this. It was so irritating. We weren't trying to be mean but really, WINGS isn't about war and there was just no way to support that kind of plot with the cast of characters we had. So because we said that we didn't intend to revamp the RP to suit him, he told us we were all elitest and it was impossible for new people to get involved.

Very early on in the RP, his character Marcus interacted with one of Chee's characters, Etienne. Etienne kept teasing Marcus about how he looked like a really shady character. And Arch posted a slightly pissy note in the OOC about how it was starting to get on Marcus' nerves and that he knew it was teasing, but you could only tease so much before it was hard not to be offended.

Skip a few months down the line. Marcus, a peasant, is interacting with my character Saeslin. Sae is a noble. A very famous and renowned inventor. Marcus keeps making jokes about how Saeslin is a crack mechanic who doesn't know what he's doing. After the first few jokes, Sae starts taking it personally and getting a little offended. Angel launches into this huge OOC rant about how I (and girls in general) don't know how to play male characters because we're girls, and how Sae is acting like a "woman" and that if he met Sae in real life, he'd punch him. But when Marcus got offended, it was totally manly, of course.

So I pointed out that Sae acts a lot like one of my brothers. And made the joke that I'd like to see Arch punch my brother. Arch got REALLY huffy and basically said "I carry a concealed weapon and I take threats VERY Seriously. Don't threaten me." <.< I honestly was so shocked that I just kind of was like "Er...it was a joke. But okay. Sorry I hurt your feelings?" I said that if Saeslin offended him so much, I'd be glad to move him to RP elsewhere and he told me I was belittling him.

The scene with Marcus and Saeslin was so painful. He kept trying to shove his superior knowledge at me, but it honestly just kept making Marcus look like a complete jerk. And then he'd be upset that Saeslin didn't like him. It would go like this:

Saeslin: One of the propellors needs repairing."
Marcus: Have you checked the entire propulsion system and made sure the ship has proper lift, perhaps that's is what's wrong!"
Saeslin: ....yes. I have. It's just the mechanism that needs repaired. I do know what I'm doing.
Marcus: I check and double check everything because you brought me here to protect you and keep you from dying when you get on this ship!!
Saeslin: .......I check and double check as well but I honestly just brought you here to help with the propeller.
Marcus: U DONT RESPECT ME!!!!111!

He finally decided to have Marcus flounce off the ship because Saeslin wasn't worshipping him and I suggested maybe he could have Marcus notice something caught in one of the propellers. Then they could get it out together, and make up and be friends.

So instead, he has Marcus kick the ship mast and discover dry rot, and that the entire mast needs replacing. <.<




OH.


and did we mention he was in another RP with us too? emotion_awesome

Oh dear poop. owo"

He's just blah blah blah blah blah. All my characters would absolutely hate him! (Except Renviere can't say anything since she can't say shut up in English. )

The boots clicked. It haunts me... that clicking. When I read that I was like: ".....Really?" ewe"
I can't imagine reading that in ever post. I'd laugh a lot at first and then have to skim since it hurts my eyes. ; w;"

That was also the scene he chose to use as proof that I automatically hated all his characters...

...by having Vittore approach Aponae, Cheeva's mother. Aponae who hates everyone, even her own daughter. Apoane who makes any version of Cheeva look like a well-adjusted, sweetheart.

And so I got the label of "auto-hater". And I wear it with pride xd