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 Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:45 am
"Civilians, rejoice, for I have wonderful news! Just let me set off this celebratory firework... In this world of Light, there is no place for you of the Darkness. Thirst not! Hunger not! Return to the void! Lemuriaaaaaaaa~"
*Bonk*
"Nya?"
"Ahahaha... Sorry about that. She gets a little overexcited sometimes.""Al, if you set off that freaking thing in here, I will seriously kill you. You know how dangerous that spell is.""Anyway! It's my birthday coming up soon, and that means it's time for a contest! The rules are pretty simple."
REDNAL'S BIRTHDAY OMAKE CONTEST RULES
1) The theme of the contest is "Comedy". More specifically, it's "Things Rednal finds to be funny", as he's the judge of this contest and will be determining the winner(s). Whether you're going for something subtle or something completely off the wall (or anywhere between), all you need to do is appeal to him and make him laugh!
2) Each member of the Guild can submit up to two (2) stories.
3) Stories will be judged on or around February 9th, Rednal's birthday, and prizes will be awarded at some point afterwards. Arena's doing those. ^^b Go for it, folks!
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:18 am
"Ah, finally returned to the scene of the crime, have you? Now come and be bound as you deserve!" The returnee barely had time to turn to look to the side with an annoyed sweatdrop as the voice boomed, a small girl flying through the air, spinning multiple times before landing and dragging her foot across the floor dramatically, sending up sparks. "Like a Falcon with Dull Claws..." Purple hair fluttered about as she spun, and thrust her index finger into the air, causing a strange sense of grief to build in the silverette watching. "The Soaring Falcon of Thundering Skies, Al Azif!" The theme that he'd heard the first time kicked up again as Katsu on the side pressed the rewind on the boombox, though an exchange of glances told him that the strange leader of the Brotherhood was no happier to be here than the Head of the Investigation Team. "The hell's a Falcon doing with dull claws, anyways!?" Soji said, facepalming at the scenario as the theme wrecked his ears again, sending a shrill feeling down the back of his spine as he got a hint that this was only the beginning of his troubles... Meanwhile, Al Azif perked up at the comment, suddenly bringing her hands to the side of her hips as she caught sight of her opponent. "Oh, He of Fair Eyes, it's you! I thought that The Schemer had finally fallen into my trap! Eheheh." Al Azif's laughter only seemed to settle Soji as he took a few steps back, rubbing his head as he pondered the question of just why Al Azif had wanted to find The Schemer in the first place. "Look, I told you to stop trying to find him! Mori ISN'T someone you can deal with!" Soji said, trying to make the already in-to-deep girl realize the way things were. Her laughter in reply was something he'd seen coming, but it didn't help to do anything but tick him off as she raised the back of a hand before her mouth to hide it, clearly looking down on Soji. "Listen, if you will, to this completely hypothetical story. A Graphic Designer, having the utmost belief in her creations, logged into her company's game in order to see her creations in their natural environment. Instead, she discovered hideous marks marring her creations, left by this devious monster known as The Schemer! Now, transformed into a spirit of vengeance fueled by the power of justice, she-"
"YOU'RE NOT PIROS THE THIRD!" Soji shouted, facepalming again. "Oh, so you know the guy. Uh...never mind then! Well anyways, I must be off in the name of Justice! May the Stars shine down upon you until the end of your Journey!" Katsu pressed the button again, and the music started up again as fireworks went off all around Al Azif, causing Soji to flinch. By the time he'd looked up however, the girl was already gone, leaving him behind with nothing but some smoke, a memory of this abysmal meeting, and of course...a fire. Wait, a fire!? Son of a- "Great, and now Soji's ruined my wedding. Don't worry though, I won't hold it against you. I'm better than that." Rednal said with a small sigh and a sip of tea from the side, causing Soji to remember just why he'd been here in the first place. It was after all Rednal's wedding day, and he'd come out to show his support for the member of the Investigation Team, but just as he'd approached the archway into the church there had been that flash of loli and then he'd looked up only to see the small figure leaping from the roof to land before him, declaring herself...well, you know the rest. "Soji, use your Persona to put it out." Rednal suggested off handedly, causing the silver haired leader of the Investigation Team to wince as he grabbed here for a source of water, and then a bucket or something to put it in. While he wasn't going to grace that with a response, Soji was fairly sure Rednal had noticed that there was a rather large turnout for his wedding (who knew?), and that using his powers in front of the public was a ridiculous idea. Then again, Rednal had always been more of a 'you'll have to face it sooner or later' type of guy. "The minister's on fire." Rednal chimed in, breaking Soji's train of thought as he turned to see Zeo running about screaming wildly, only to see more drapery and such go up in flames as he threw his burning clothes away wildly and into, well, the drapery. "My wedding was waaaaaayyy cooler. Viral, make a note! If I am to die because a little violet haired girl set the Church on fire while I was attending a wedding, I wish for Maigo to tell my wife I-" "Noted sir!" Viral didn't feel like waiting for the rest as he drug his leader out of the building as smoke continued to build inside, thus making the note fairly pointless...there was always next wedding though! "So, bro, maybe it's just destiny. I mean come on, that girl showing up? Zeo being the minister? I think Sylphie killed a guy.""Nah, it was just Noir." Rednal replied, glancing over at the police who were letting her go. It was just a homeless hobo after all~ "Oh, cool. Still, maybe you should just start thinking about skipping the ceremony, and trying to send in the marriage certificate before something even worse happens." Yosuke suggested, scratching the back of his head tiredly as he gave Rednal a few pointers. The groom however, merely opened his eyes a bit as he looked over his tea cup, smirking as he did so. "Oh Yosuke, Yosuke, Yosuke. Did you really think that I would have a wedding if there was even the slightest chance that anyone could stop it? I sent the certificate in yesterday. Just as planne-" "Special delivery! Yeah, the package says 'return to sender'? Uh...sorry about that buddy." Jo(shu) yawned as he handed over the small envelope, which Rednal in an instant had a hunch about...he was after all, about ninety nine percent sure that it was his wedding certificate. "Well, thank you. Here's your tip." Rednal said smoothly, sliding a pair of coins into Jo(shu)'s hands as he slipped the package under his arm, making sure to not open it. Maybe, just maaaayyybe if he ignored it the problem would go away? "I'll get you you b*****d! This isn't the last you've seen of me!" "Oh my god, Soji just punched out Cathulu!" The voices behind Rednal were enough to remind him that it was his big day though, and there were still guests to be entertained, so the calm Ak'Thias boy had to keep his cool about him even if things were turning in an interesting fashion. The ground shaking as if an earthquake had just struck though, and the sound of a building being crushed underneath an enormous weight, which he somehow suspected was the burning church and that Cathulu was involved, was just enough to put the groom over the edge though as he smirked and turned around with a sigh, only to be abruptly slammed into by Korina as the thin girl rolled over him, getting back up to her feet in a split second and running. "Wait, come back here!" Rednal only caught sight of his jacket as Soji dashed past him after the girl, before looking back at the abomination of a body that was dissolving after falling on the church, just as all Demon Bodies faded away unless something made 'em stick around for long enough. "That body looks delic-" "Shut up Yidhra. Now is NOT the time." Rednal said to himself, mentally kicking his Persona in the face and stopping that right at the source, before any ridiculous Eldritch Abomination talk came into play. Seriously, lets just stick to common sense for a change. "How could this be? My plan was perfect! I...I...I cannot let this happen!" Rednal glanced to the side as he passed by another green-adorned figure, at first expecting Faust; but the voice was a key giveaway if anything as Motonari Mori ran passed him, bullets whizzing by his head as he scuttled away from his pursuer, the black cape and proud warrior streaming through the night sky as Raidou let out a mighty laugh atop her mighty steed. "That's right, I am FAR more powerful than you now! Who knew the truth, that the man known as Motonari Mori, the 'great hero' of Japan...was actually deathly allergic to CAT fur! Hahahaha!" Raidou squeezed the trigger a few more times as her free hand went down to give a low-five to her steed, an enormous orange hand covered in thick fur slapping it as he nearly ripped Raidou's arm off, though it was safe to say that he had more restraint than that. "RRROOOAOAAAAHHH! Iiiii'm Gabi!" He shouted with a boisterous laugh, sprinting after Mori while holding on to Raidou as if he were giving a mere grade schooler a piggy back ride, an appropriate comparison considering the enormous girth and power behind the monster's build, and the tiny frail, flat chested (yeah I had to say it) girl's size. "-man and wife." Rednal's was still agape as he slowly...slowly...turned his head back around from the...whatever he had just seen, only to realize the words that had just been said. Wait, why was Yuno standing next to him? And...was Duke Devlin always a preacher? "Like, you can totally kiss the bride now. But like, if she wanted to kiss me that would be totally sexy." Duke said offhandedly, more a matter of practice than of wanting it. You'd be amazed how often that happened to him~. "Now we can be together forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. Just Yuno and Rednal...doesn't that make you happy?" Yuno wrapped her arms around the Investigation Team member's neck just in time to plant one on his lips, his eyes shooting open as a knife simultaneously stuck in the side of his stomach. 'Um, did anyone else notice? Guys? Help? Guys?' "Haha! What, over already?" Gabi laughed as he stopped running, turning to glance at the end-of-wedding kiss , everyone finally applauding despite...well...freakin everything. And then as Yuno pulled her head back a few inches to stare into Rednal's eyes, he heard the words he'd been starting to expect for a few moments now, and he was terrified all over again. "Just as planned..." Yuno muttered, causing Rednal to feel shock throughout his body again. "You mean, the reason Al Azif appeared, and Cathulu, it was all yo-""ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I'M GABI!"
The End~
P.S. Still a better love story than Twilight.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:46 am
Quote: Submission by Necromonium. I apologize to anyone whose head gets hurt reading this, or to any characters played wrongly. Quote: "Alright, the therapist will go see you now." The receptionist called to the boy as he walked into the room, a nice, plush area with the stereotypical red couch. "Have a seat." a somewhat enchanting voice called, as the woman turned around to face her subject. She seemed to be clutching some sort of book, but the patient didn't make anything of the dark spirits emerging from it, thinking of it as but a decoration for Halloween she liked to keep closer to her.. "Now, start from the top...if you wish." The ghast looking patient then sighed taking a deep breath to prepare. "Okay, So I guess it All started in Senior Year, a whimsical time in any young man's life for sure. A time of laughter, and joy. And friendship.............." "I see..." the therapist replied, the boy throwing up his hands. "I wasn't Finished!!! I was merely pausing for dramatic effect and Emphasis!" the patient called, tense. The room went silent for a bit, before he laid back in the chair. "Now where was I..." he stated, remembering his place. "Okay, so Laughter, Joy, friendship.......and..........Love.""Have you considered pledging your love to the..""Silence!.....I'm thinking." the boy called, standing up again, before slinking back down. "I apologize....I just have this thing where I can't have any sounds interrupting me while I'm thinking, or My thoughts get all messed up. You know, like when you're dreaming, and someone says something, and it totally messes up your..." The Patient then paused, noticing how far off he'd gone in his conversation. "Anyways!!!! he stated with a firm, extravagant gesture. "While most people think of High school as an extravagant adventure, I have felt as if it has been nothing but one bad thing after another!""You know, if you pledge yourself to..."And wouldn't you know it, ever since I started noticing these things, something has fallen off the wagon like lost cargo!" he called, as if not noticing the girl's remark. "The day that Big Fighting contest happened at the new Gym in town....I stubbed my toe getting out of bed that morning.""I see...""Every time someone skipped class that didn't usually....My hair woke up all frizzy." he called, with as straight of a face as he could. "And then there were those Damned-The Therapist's ears perked up at this, catching the last word in particular as he settled down. "It was those darn COMPs" He called, fixing himself up a bit as he leaned back. "Now, I'm not one to brag, but I used to be a real popular guy. Everyone at the school knew who I was. They even knew what everyone else was calling me, and everything that some people had done to me in a fit of jealous rage at my intellect. Amazing, right?""...""Anyways, as soon as those COMP things came out, all of those people stopped really coming around me. That girl with long purple hair, that green haired chick who wore the boy's uniform, that Mio person, the plain looking one, the silver haired one......Come to think of it he never came around me..""If you pledge your allegience to Hatsur...""But you see!!! Even throughout all of this! Despite all of the times I've been plunged into a toilet, despite all of the times I've played Garbage Day! Despite Alllllll of the things going wrong, there was this guy, who stuck with me." A smile could be seen on his face, as he laid back. "No matter how often he had to pull me out. No matter how much money I borrowed off him....Nobody exepects interest from twenty bucks, do they?" he called absentmindedly, before stretching back up.
"Anyways, This dude, a real bro of mine, but totally not in a homo way cause we both know that I could get about any girl I wanted, and he could pick up one of the orbitting ones, because girls like to travel like that in High school. In gaggles, I mean. How are you supposed to talk to one when they do that?""If you pledge yourself to Hatsur, You can.."It's like they're forming some kind of conspiracy. Nahhhhhh. That couldn't be it. So where was I? Ah yes. My Bro." He called, settling back into the chair for the umpteenth time. "He'd listen to my talking, kind of like you. Except, I didn't pay him to listen to me. He'd just kind of sit there with that same expression every hour, without any input. Anyways, I started noticing that everyone else was starting to vanish, and a couplea the people that got COMPs Didn't seemed to be vanishing faster than those of us without them. So, when I saw that my buddy had gotten one, I totally and absolutely had to make sure he'd be fine. Of course, in my haste to buy supplies necessary for a stakeout, I caught him walking home with some maid that I hadn't seen around town that also had a COMP. It was suspicious......but he returned the next day, so everything was fine."The therapist nodded her head quietly, opening her book and miming the gesture to write something in it, as if taking notes. An action that seemed to please her patient, as he leaned up. "But get this!!!" he called, with a sort of excited tone. "I figured since I'd already bought the stuff to stake out his place, I didn't want to waste it. So, I started by staking out a small ways from his apartment. Except after about three hours, I realized that I forgot to buy any food....again, so I moved the location to the downtown area. And...You'll never believe this....Guess. Who. Showed. Up?"Your...Friend?""EXACTA." he called, slapping his knees with his hands. "And not only that, but He'd pulled out one of those COMPS, and brought out this chick with it. I thought to myself, Wait, don't those things only bring out demons?, but then I figured it out!!!".................................. "My bro had found a way to turn the demons into cute chicks."The therapist tilted her head at this, rather curious what lead him to that conclusion. Maybe he didn't know that not all demons were... "BUT THEN! I overheard him calling her his sister. That's just...Just not right! A man doesn't obtain the ability to summon up a cute chick at will and call her his sister. God No. Just, No. And at this, I could tell something was wrong. Mainly because I fell through the bush and broke my nose on the sidewalk. I'm like a misfortune detector."He took a deep breath, clutching his nose reflexively at the reminder of the memory. "So, next day, I was totally going to confront him about it, but when I came home, there was this other green haired temptress at my door, talking to my dad. She had this hat on, and constantly talked about something called...traces or something. Either way, my dad was totally macking on her, which is odd, cause he's the type to seriously focus on like, everything. And take that 'Till death do you part' quite literally."By any chance, did this person seem to.."And then for like, a total month or so, this same chick kept coming over, making this glance you could just tell was loaded with the whole I have something evil planned expression, but my dad wouldn't listen when I told him the girl was evil with a Capital E...and a sideways V, and an L. No I, because She was so evil she didn't follow Rules. Not even Spelling rules!"The therapist blinked, an image coming to her mind as the boy talked of the 'Temptress' "And one night, she totally caught me giving my dad one of those looks, then...I'm going to blow your mind....Sprouted wings, and started chasing me down!"......... "I KNOW RIGHT?!! I didn't think it was possible too, but it was like, coming at me, so I had to run off as fast as i could, and after about two or three hours....my watch was broken, I returned home, and my dad was asking about her. Then I figured it out........."Hm?"...............They were Succubuses...." the patient called, with a sort of dramatic reveal. "The girl that lead away my bro, the green haired one that was leading on my father, and the thing that attacked me....SUCCUBUSES.""I think it's succubi..""Either way, after about another week, I woke up in the middle of the night, I thought because i had to use the bathroom, but then, I heard it.............................
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....Aren't you going to ask me?""Ah...Right." she replied, having been caught off guard a bit. "What was.."It was the green haired one!!!" the patient called again, with a fevor reserved for one spotting a monster. "She had come in the night to take our lives, and by gods if I hadn't woken up, she would have had mine! But I managed to escape with my life, but my father.....""He didn't make it?" the therapist called again, experssing a bit of mock sympathy. "Well, if you'd like to pledge your allegience to Hats..""So then I totally had to live out on my own for a bit, knowing I couldn't trust anyone with a demon nearby. Until One day I was welcomed into the Brotherhood.....Which is totally awesome, mind you. They understand me, they listen. Kind of like you, but with more wincing. Especially that one.."Oh...that is a shame. I would have liked for you to join Hatsur in his glory..." the therapist called, closing her book. "With it, we could ha...""Waitwaitwaitwait!!!!..... he stated, plainly as he stretched back up. "......I think I just realized something. About that girl with the green hair, the had, the evil expression, the boyish clothing... and the trances thing...""Ah....Perhaps that was my fellow student.....He was always a bit peculiar....""THAT WAS A GUY?! He exclaimed, now inexplicably holding a Guitar from sheer shock. "If it is the same person, then yes." the Therapist called, as she stood up. "I am glad to be able to provide you with a little closure.....before I sacrifice you to the glorius King in Yellow."And with that, the girl began to change shape, turning into an avatar of the very King in Yellow she represented. "CRAP! I Paid Ninety Nine dollars and Ninety Six Cents for this whole thing only for it to blow up in my face again!!" the boy's voice called out, sliding on his glasses as the fight between them began, himself having not been able to figure out in time to avoid it, and totally save his money that he could have paid back his loan with. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Several hours later, a body in the grass outside, seemed to twitch, before slowly getting up. Apparently, even for one such as the avatar of Hatsur, he wasn't fit to be eaten, for comedic effect, reasoning, or because he fell from several floors up and wasn't expected to survive past a nice tasty pancake on the sidewalk. However, he inexplicably (and improbably) did. And thus, as he stood up, he shook his fist at the sky, towards the building he had forcefully exited a while back with but a single word of contempt. "Succubuses!!!!"
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:37 pm
Quote: Visitors' Day at the Grade School "And that's why your mother sold you at birth." Geirin finished explaining, as Nanako burst into tears. Yes, he had shown up at this elementary school today to give a lecture about the finer things in life, but somehow it had devolved into breaking of childhood dreams. Which was surprisingly not uncommon for him, leading the young teacher to wonder why she had asked for a special guest lecturer in the first place. "Um, alright then! Moving on to the next section, um-" "You do NOT gloss over my speech! This is what's wrong with kids these days! Rabble rabble rabble." Another round of tears were shed as the entire class lamented being born. "Now then class, if you'd all go outside and bring in your family members, it's time for 'bring your Sibling to class' day!" The teacher let out a weary laugh as the class walked outside, and in a few moments the special guests funneled in to class, some familiar faces exchanging glances right away. "Kai, I didn't know you were going to be here." Soji mumbled, instantly feeling much more worried about his cousin's education. The silver haired hero looked around only to meet eyes with another black garbed Yatagarasu member, and then with a strange man in long robes standing to the side of Raidou, who seemed to be stricken with some sort of illness. The most striking thing however, might have been the ditzy girl who was sitting next to Nanako in class. "Is that...Eoria?" Soji thought out loud, causing the student to turn at the sound of her name, and wave at the recognizable friend of Soji. "Shhhee kind of never graduated past Second Grade. As soon as the system heard about that, we pulled her out and shipped her straight back here. If you haven't noticed her being gone lately, she's been here, trying to learn her ABCs. We've...gotten past A..." The teacher said with a small, sad chuckle and a sweatdrop, wincing so as not to look the older cousin of her student in the face. There were some things that were just shameful, and needless to say, this was a part of her career she would probably like never to bring up again.
"What dedication! See Jin-chan, this is why when I have heirs they MUST go to a human school like this! And there all sorts of fascinating devices! What's this?" Seo asked, picking up a large round object. "That's a globe Lord Seo. It shows all the places on the earth." Jin explained almost too quickly, the question really just sinking in as she answered, causing her to raise an eyebrow just as Seo started shouting. "THE EARTH IS ROUND!? *cough* *hack* I never...all this time, and yet I never even imagined. *cough* These humans are...quite amazing." Though it seemed that Seo had wanted to continue the conversation, another round of his hacking cough overtook him from the excitement, and the leader of the Taihaku Alliance fell to his knees in weariness for a few moments, holding a cloth to his lips as Jin tried to look after him, while simultaneously trying to wrap her mind around the fact that Lord Seo apparently didn't know about a geocentric Earth.
"Tch, you only think the world's round. I have such understanding of the demonic planes that I am aware that the world isn't even technically real, we are all an inner world of ourselves and the things around us we accept as real are real but it's all a projection of-" Raidou began, clearly digging into some sort of ridiculous Cathulu Mythos that nobody cared about and that really meant jack crap in the grand scheme of things, but neither Jin nor Seo seemed to mind as they were both busy focusing on the fact that he was coughing up blood for the time being, rather than being perplexed by her rather...well, inane outlook on the world. "Snore. Boring. snore." The impromptu interruption of Raidou's speech, which totally and sadly was in the class' planner for the day, caused the annoyed member of the Yatagarasu to glance at the sleeping(?) other Kuzunoha, who had kicked his feet up on the desk in the meantime and either felt like not listening to Raidou any further, or was just plain very rude in his sleep. "Excuse me, I was teaching the students about Demonology! Now then, Demons aren't all about 9th dimensional transplantation mediation requirements, the most important thing about being a Summoner... is LOVE!" Raidou shouted suddenly, jumping up on the teacher's desk at the front of the room and thrusting a finger into the air emphatically. "Ooh, Jin this lecture is amazing. I thought we just used magnetite to keep our forms in the Human World, but if love is important then-" "Lord Seo, please don't listen to her." Jin said with a sigh, as Raidou gripped her cape and suddenly threw the cloth aside, tearing away her outfit with it...to reveal a much MORE revealing outfit, complete with cat ears and high cut armor. "You see, love is a many splendid thing! Love LIFTS you up where you belong! All you need is love!" "Boo, you suck. Now get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!" Kai suddenly interrupted, causing Raidou to fume once again. She probably would have said something too, if a robot wench hadn't suddenly burst through the wall, knocking the chalkboard to the side before handing Kai a sandwich. "Is that...Wynn?" "No! I am W-Y-N-N, model number 00000checkyoselfbeforeyouwreckyoself001. I have no problem with blatant chovenism and would gladly give you a sandwich! Now master, I must return to the kitchen. Please feel free to backhand me if that sandwich is not to your liking." WYNN bowed to Kai, and then backed out of the hole she had already made, disappearing back into the history books as a black mark on everything this guild had ever done.
Raidou, for her part, merely glanced back at Kai who was now holding a delicious looking sandwich. The two locked eyes, and exchanged thoughts without words for a few seconds. Then, it seemed that for a moment there was an understanding. "You can have the sandwich if you call me Master." Kai said, holding out the food. "*Sigh* Okay ma...mas...maste...I need that sandwich INSIDE me!" Raidou shouted. "Is that like a sexual thing?" Kai asked with a disgusted look on his face. "Do you want it to be?" Raidou asked, totally serious. "Uh, no." Kai responded, facepalming. For a few moments it seemed that they had reached a stand still... until Raidou suddenly dove across the classroom, tackling Kai through the glass and out the window. "Sandwich I'm cooommiiinnnggg!" Is the last thing that Seo and Jin heard as the two Summoners vanished into the night, not that they'd be missed...or that it was night.
"Lord Seo, perhaps we should be leaving." Jin suggested, hoping that the leader of the Taihaku head would take her proposition. "But they haven't even gotten to the part about 'Sex Ed'." Seo said with a small hint of sadness, apparently unaware of just what he was expecting. Jin for her part had just happened to be taking a sip of tea...when that ended up spraying everywhere at her sudden excitement. "This is GRADE SCHOOL! They're not going to teach the children about Sex Ed yet!" "Alright class, next up is Sex Ed." The teacher's voice suddenly interrupted Jin's well thought out statements, causing the lionness to spill her drink all over again while Lord Seo looked around for a seat appropriate for himself, attempting to squeeze into one of the desks (which nearly fit his thin, frail form) before giving up with a sigh. It was when he raised his hand to ask the first question that Jin's thin strands of remaining sanity snapped, snatching up the Lord's arm in her powerful claw and gently (forcefully) pulled him from the room. "I'm not letting them give you anymore ideas, Lord Seo...these people are sick!" the lioness growled, even as the Lord in question began to ask if they were sick like him, or sick with some other disease, causing a rather loud facepalm in the hallway.
"Mr. Rowengawtner...can we have recess now?" a kid in the back of the class asked as the entire room fell silent now, earning a strange look from everyone in attendance, the teacher most of all, "But that's...not my..." he sighed, "Fine, fine. Recess for everybody!" And no one had sex ed that day...this time.
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Meanwhile, in the principal's office, a silver-haired young man was just hanging up the phone and ending a very short discussion with his uncle.
"...And that's why I'm pulling Nanako out of this grade school," he announced, before adding, "Also, you might want to send a few cruisers down here, the teacher and the principal are real sickos..."
No sooner had he said that than the principal's chair, which had until then been facing the wall turned around slowly, dramatically, revealing another silver-haired head and a look of usual blankness that accompanied it...yes, it was none other than Rednal himself.
"You...Rednal, you're the principal here?!"
"Yep."
"And you approved all this...?"
"Yep."
"Why?!"
"Seemed fun."
"And how are you principal of a grade school when you're still in..."
"Global warming..."
". . ." he paused, rubbing his hair with a sigh, "Somehow, coming from you...that doesn't surprise me at all."
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[THE END?]
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:34 pm
Quote: First Place: Untitled (Great Ryoman) Commentary: I do like Yandere. XD I'm not sure there was any kind of coherent plot here, but it did make me laugh. Reward: Fission Bone - Strange bone fragment doused with radiation, the Fission Bone, when worn as an accessory, gives a strong resistance to Nuclear damage.Second Place: Untitled (Necromonium) Commentary: It's spelled "Hastur". Reward: Loli-Be-Gone! - Reusable aerosol spray which can be used to repel loli characters to prevent unwanted interaction. No questions asks, no plot relevance required! May not work during battle or storyline events. Quote: Other Entries: Visitors' Day at the Grade SchoolCommentary: Rednal as the principal of an elementary school? I sense a subtle lolicon joke there...
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