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Pudding Raven

PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:47 am


Just tell her that you love that she's comfortable with herself how she is but that, when you get to see her you'd really appreciate if you'd shave the lady bits because frankly, that s**t is actually rather irritating and a bit painful when rubbing on you junk and interferes with the oral sex?
PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:34 pm


The shitty thing is that it takes months of consistent shaving (at least for me) before the red bumps and ingrown hairs slowly stop popping up every single time I shave and the itchiness slowly stops coming as the hair starts coming back.
If she's only shaving once or twice a year... dude... not only is she going to go through some serious discomfort from not shaving regularly, but she's going to be a red, bumpy mess down there. Just ask her to trim it up. If she says no, ********' deal with it. It's her body.

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Arianah

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:11 pm


Tigga Hiccups
The shitty thing is that it takes months of consistent shaving (at least for me) before the red bumps and ingrown hairs slowly stop popping up every single time I shave and the itchiness slowly stops coming as the hair starts coming back.
If she's only shaving once or twice a year... dude... not only is she going to go through some serious discomfort from not shaving regularly, but she's going to be a red, bumpy mess down there. Just ask her to trim it up. If she says no, ********' deal with it. It's her body.


This.

Plus the whole wanting her naked as a newborn is kind of creepy to me, but we've had this discussion before LOL.

Craig trims the excess so it's not all in my face when he wants a blow job, but he keeps some there because frankly, I like my men (erm man) to look like grown men.

I do the same. Everyone once in a while I'll mess up the landing strip and go bald to grow things back in the way I want them, but he's never once asked me to do anything with my pubes so it's always a surprise what he's going to get down there. wink

She sounds like a detached girlfriend though. Someone not comfortable with her sexuality, or femininity. Lovers send pictures of each other when the soldier is deployed. Fully clothed or naked is not the issue with the pictures. They simply send photos.

I'd talk to her though. It's like it's going to change your relationship even if she says no.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:22 pm


Arianah
Tigga Hiccups
The shitty thing is that it takes months of consistent shaving (at least for me) before the red bumps and ingrown hairs slowly stop popping up every single time I shave and the itchiness slowly stops coming as the hair starts coming back.
If she's only shaving once or twice a year... dude... not only is she going to go through some serious discomfort from not shaving regularly, but she's going to be a red, bumpy mess down there. Just ask her to trim it up. If she says no, ********' deal with it. It's her body.


This.

Plus the whole wanting her naked as a newborn is kind of creepy to me, but we've had this discussion before LOL.

Craig trims the excess so it's not all in my face when he wants a blow job, but he keeps some there because frankly, I like my men (erm man) to look like grown men.

I do the same. Everyone once in a while I'll mess up the landing strip and go bald to grow things back in the way I want them, but he's never once asked me to do anything with my pubes so it's always a surprise what he's going to get down there. wink

She sounds like a detached girlfriend though. Someone not comfortable with her sexuality, or femininity. Lovers send pictures of each other when the soldier is deployed. Fully clothed or naked is not the issue with the pictures. They simply send photos.

I'd talk to her though. It's like it's going to change your relationship even if she says no.
You win the 'Understanding Person' award.
It's just AWKWARD to talk to her about ANYTHING sexual. Including her body maintenance. I don't know how to approach the broader issue.

We're perfect together, but our long distance intimacy suffers from lack of communication; but since we both are SO busy while we're apart we both deal pretty well. Minus my sexual irritations and her emotional needs on occasion.

I don't want to turn a mole hill into a mountain if it's not a big deal.

Beset


Arianah

PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:03 am


And read that last line as "it's NOT going to change things"...proof read damnit. Proof read.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:10 am


Just straight up ask her if she wouldn't mind shaving her pubes for you a few times. Personally I don't see how anyone can stand not shaving. o-e;;

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:50 am


yeah seriously just ask her it shouldn't be this big of a deal, if she says no she says no and you move on.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:13 am


There's kinda a problem there if it is awkward to talk to her about anything sexual. You guys are adults, talking about sexual things shouldn't really be awkward.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:56 am


paper giraffes
There's kinda a problem there if it is awkward to talk to her about anything sexual. You guys are adults, talking about sexual things shouldn't really be awkward.
Ironically, we're both VERY sexual, VERY honest, and extremely open.

I think I'll address this when I get to see her.
I think this will help infinitely with our relationship.


Why do I ask for advice, when I always end up giving myself the same advice I was avoiding, but everyone else advocates?
Maybe I need to be reminded I'm not alone in thinking it's the right choice or something.

I'm Weird.
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